The Canada Life beacon is so fun. It reports conditions and temperature direction, a serves as a perch for Spiderman.

What a delightful story from the creator. “What has this to do with the year 1923? Nothing, but that I am alive now, and I want to do it as I have the chance.”

I used to think it was the cops who would tell bald-faced lies on the stand, while the Crowns might look the other way. But when a police officer writes this in his notes, what is a judge to think?

We have an *extremely* important announcement to make. From Wednesday, we will be launching our puffin live cam, coming to you from the Farne Islands. So you can watch puffins all day long. In celebration, please enjoy this clip of puffins being really busy for 39 seconds straight.

And kobo

03/04/2026 Banlieue #MobilePhotography

surprisingly little seems to be lost by throwing away the internet

So, friends: I promised I'd tell the story. Now I shall. Let a (former) psych nurse tell you the true (gods help us) story of a night in a big-time NYC emergency room: and the arrival of The Man With The Bloomingdales Bag. (1/n)

When are trans-humanists going to see the light of marsupialism?

This is a great book, and it is for sale on Kobo for $1.99 CAD. A bargain at twice the price.

Pokémon! This species is native only to Madagascar and is famous for its incredible camouflage, perfectly mimicking dead leaves to hide from predators. IG: reptilesupershow Satanic leaf-tailed gecko

Beautiful brutalism & some trees in the way of the view.

Can’t wait for Irving to bleed-dry all the residual value of the shipyard i built with my TFSA

All this wealth fund talk sent me down a Lougheed rabbit hole. This obituary reminds me that so little of our national conversation is new.

Now that GATT and the WTO are dead letters, maybe can we open our dairy market to everyone _except_ the USA. Their dairy really is a horror show.

Spring has arrived in Toronto.

Doug politics are unmatched. Knee-capping scalpers who have already bought up FIFA tickets is the cherry on top. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...

The communists have the music.

Propaganda of the deed is usually reserved to losers, and malcontents. It’s a weird choice for the hegemon.

China had a real over-capacity problem in panels. Lucky for them.

My wife and I still bust out “Do not feed the alligators — they will bite you.”

I thought a short piece on Canada’s military relationship with the US might be useful, especially now. open.substack.com/pub/blackclo...

From: Archangel Gabriel and Mistress Goose (1964), dir. Jiří Trnka, Krátký Film Praha

One of my favorite Yugoslav designs is the K67 modular kiosk. Injection molded modular plastic building often used for newspaper vendors, coffee shops and info kiosks. Could be linked together like legos. www.archpaper.com/2023/01/univ...

MOON!

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

That’s not how geometry works.

The Bridges of Biidaasige Park. #fogTO #toronto #x100vi

I think this might be my favourite shot from a recent session with a pair of Canadian Beavers making the most of some patches of open water on their mostly frozen pond. Fredericton, #NewBrunswick, Canada April 2026 📸 #mammals #beaver #nature #wildlife #photography #Nikon #Z9 #Nikkor800pf

These are so fun in person.

Bubbles

Just saw this on Facebook and it instantly triggered a thousand memories... I could hear the bell and clunking perfectly. Add in this beast and that's 71% of my childhood right there: www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUUt...

Lutnick is a moronic asshole. The whole reason we were beefing with China in the first place is because we arrested Meng at the request of Trump 1 during the Huawei purge. Which Trump promptly “rewarded” by cutting a bilateral deal with China, to leave us twisting in the wind.

Epic Showdown.

Apparently years in the forums didn’t prepare him for the daunting task of talking to an adult man with a job

So the 70s were rough. OPEC merely curtailing supply quadrupled the price of oil in 74, and that kicked off a decade of stagflation. Thai time, the gulf is closed. On a scale of 1-10, 10 == the full Carter malaise, how bad is the closure of the gulf?

The sunset really does look like that some nights.

Oh HELL yes, you better believe I have some THOUGHTS about these fucking headlights lol Canadians, you can take part in this consultation until April 20th! tc.canada.ca/en/corporate...

"(Ooh) I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no (ah) I'm a possum man Possum man burnin' out his fuse up here alone."

Swimming Otter Eddie Cobiness ~ Ojibwe 1992

In the last 20 years, Ontario has degraded from corrupt-around-the-edges into full-on corruption in the premier's office in collaboration of our family-compact-owned press. It's like 1840 all over again.

The hole where your stereo used to be has a weird power.

The hellebore is enjoying this spring

Metrological spring runs March through May. Fixing seasons to the solar equinoxes is a dumb NA thing.

Public transport should not be free, because every penny spent on making that happen would be far better spent improving the quality and quantity of public transit so that people can actually rely on it

We should demand rigorous and fair trials before locking people in cages. I keep much more personal standards when deciding if someone deserves my regard, my company, or my vote.

It's a nice day for a Light sweater It's a nice day for a CARDIGAN