Canadians are like “you HAVE to try my family’s nuts and bolts recipe” and it’s 2 tbsp worcestershire 1 teaspoon garlic powder 1 teaspoon onion salt from the side of the Cheerios box.

Do itttttt. Latvia is a solid friend.

Only a fool would think that the Supreme Court has finally woken up to the Trumpian threat.

When a Joe Weisenthal and Bill Ackman tweet love each other very much…

How you knew the minor hockey tournament was gonna be fire

Trump is a symptom of America's sickness, not its cause. Canada's long-term planning can't assume this ends with him.

i wish everyone in the epstein files a very visit from this creepy thing

You thought that file you recently worked upon would appear in "Recent files"? You fool! You buffoon!

Spoiling Traitors (UK) then spoiling traitors (US). Generational run for Canadian streaming apps.

I don't think a movie about getting really drunk one night or getting really high one night will ever be made again

When autonomous cars hit a critical mass can real drivers use speedrun exploits like forcing merges or playing chicken with oncoming traffic because the machines will yield?

First of all, NYT, f*** you.

Chocolate is great. Liquor is great. Why are chocolate liqueurs so gross and why are they insisted upon?

Lips are so thin in '80s and '90s movies. Thin lips due for a comeback in 2026.

When Harry Met Sally / City Slickers cinematic universe

Twitter wasn’t enshittified. It was sabotaged by a group who never understood it but couldn’t stand not being at the centre of it.

Benefit of tiny gf is can just “hide” christmas presents on the top shelf

extremely funny that scots left scotland to find a new economically diverse colony and it was just more scotland they would have to sell to france

Office Christmas bingo. Full house to win. Organiser picked random number generator WITH replacement. Room slow to catch on to implications. Tension grew as awareness dawned. Violence narrowly avoided as, crossing half-hour mark, someone feigned Bingo and tore up card (no audit) to end misery.

Five months late to this but just upgraded my phone and wowwww liquid glass is dogshit. What happened to taste??

Probably not a great indicator that this scene crosses my mind about 50 times a day and growing

I’m a huge fan of weekly lectures about forgetting to “check in” to our hot desks from people with personal assistants who check into their hot desk for them.

If your beer league team doesn’t have a professional photography to capture your OT winner as you fall on your ass you’re ngmi

Marvelling how against all the odds F1 has become a sport dominated by nice young men

Mcdonalds only brings the meal back when grinchflesh drops below a certain price at the wet markets

does anyone else notice the giant lady doesnt cut up your hot dogs anymore!?

Mammoths in Quebec LFGGGG

This is Pablo. He spent so much time at one of the pubs in town that when they opened a second location it was obvious what had to happen…

Please forward and annotate all incriminating evidence to Jeffrey Edward Epstein's Erotic Vacations At Gmail Dot Com. Regards, Your partner in crime ;) Jeffrey Edward Epstein

Happy we never need to listen to a word Larry Summers says ever again day to those who celebrate

Oh no, we'll have to feed Larry Summers to the Wicker Man too, what a tragedy.

Noahpinion: Why the U.S. cancellation of October CPI and jobs data proves the UK is a failed state

Man i don’t know what Nduja is but this is the best thing I’ve ever had in my mouth, Dominos the GOAT

when you realize they couldve released one email every day trump didn't capitulate to their demands on the shutdown you will realize they lose on purpose

Jays game murdered our very active family group chat. Nobody said a word during the last inning and nobody has said a word since.

This story is bizarre. Mark Carney went to Oxford! No Oxford man would spell organized with an s.

One person could make a great Coke ad with a flip book of stick figures if it had a soul.

Lesson from Carney’s budget is that there’ll be shrill histrionics whatever the deficit so might as well have gone for something actually ambitious

🐋 WHALE ALERT: $1M Polymarket bet placed at 9AM EST on Nancy Pelosi announcing her retirement

With the billions in savings from drafting speaking points and treasury board submissions slightly faster we can finally afford display cases for our Fell For It Again awards 👍

We’re not a charity case. We’re a major market the U.S. needs and it’s time to start acting like it.

Made a strange peace with it last night but today just want to puke

Despite the loss, expect to see an entire generation of Canadians named Ernie.

I feel like we’re asking a lot from this guy

waiting for the EU to start acting like a superpower

Better team —> more money —> better team We’re never losing again Virtuous cycle of monopoly telecoms

Happy halloween friends