This story is bizarre. Mark Carney went to Oxford! No Oxford man would spell organized with an s.

One person could make a great Coke ad with a flip book of stick figures if it had a soul.

Lesson from Carney’s budget is that there’ll be shrill histrionics whatever the deficit so might as well have gone for something actually ambitious

🐋 WHALE ALERT: $1M Polymarket bet placed at 9AM EST on Nancy Pelosi announcing her retirement

With the billions in savings from drafting speaking points and treasury board submissions slightly faster we can finally afford display cases for our Fell For It Again awards 👍

We’re not a charity case. We’re a major market the U.S. needs and it’s time to start acting like it.

Made a strange peace with it last night but today just want to puke

Despite the loss, expect to see an entire generation of Canadians named Ernie.

I feel like we’re asking a lot from this guy

waiting for the EU to start acting like a superpower

Better team —> more money —> better team We’re never losing again Virtuous cycle of monopoly telecoms

Happy halloween friends

It’s amazing that when you’re a fan of a sports team that experiences success it means that you are also successful and athletic and deserving of as much if not more praise really

90% cortisol by volume

All the U.S. international tax and financial information exchange staff and systems are asleep (furloughed), post financial crimes

No reason the robot can’t call balls and strikes in the ump’s ear and have them say it out loud. Nobody gotta know.

The whir of a million mouse movers booting up across the GTA

Got called "chief seagull" for how quickly i swoop in on office snacks chat am I cooked?

drake turning off the game as it gets to 18

Because hey guess what it’s all bullshit

From Ronald Reagan's remarks to the House of Commons in 1987. www.reaganlibrary.gov/archives/spe...

Just way til you’re blinded by the freedom ballroom’s gold-leaf neo-baroque ornamentation in all its glory 🇺🇸

“Da yankees lose” was a flash in the pan but I’ll be saying “get the boys a pizza and some cokes” until the day i die

Whichever team's fans ate the most hotdogs in a season should get to start the world series with a designated runner on 2nd.

No real beef with the Mariners. But have I listened to Julio Rodriguez screaming in the dugout 40 times this morning, drinking in every moment? The answer is straightforward and left as an exercise to the reader.

Who’s gonna have the stones to do this to 24 Sussex which actually needs it

Dancing baby still hits. When he does the little air guitar goddamn howling

Don’t add liquidity to my narrative and tell me it’s raining

*sucking a lozenge* Call me the full might of the U.S. armed forces the way i be crushing these fisherman friends

Haven't had motion sickness in two decades and I just puked

Aight fam time to unwind those positions u know the music’s stopping rip off the bandaid

I mean if you're gonna live that life, own it. No problems with that dude. It's the guys who buy something to suck up to a billionaire and pretend they're hot shit i got beef with.

“No Kings” would hit harder if they hadn’t held a referendum less than a year ago and voted overwhelmingly to crown a mad king.

Fire Schneider directly into the National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown New York (with like a trebuchet or something)

Very rude of gf to point out that Max Scherzer is younger than me

My name's Scott Cameron and I'm here to say I love Cinnabon in a perverted way 😤

Worst mistake of all time was bailing these dipshits out

Not neck gaiters becoming fascist coded while my silly liberal democratic ass just trying to prevent skin cancer while fishing 🙈

It’s an incel world, the socially well-adjusted are just living in it

Ignorant thing to say (fine motor control/rhythm vs trained reflect) but it's still funny that golfers demand crowd silence while batters hit 90mph fastballs with 40,000 drunk people chanting obscenities.

They should give nobel prizes to chill dudes who do good work by putting in slightly more effort than colleagues who phone it in.

Babe wake up the Blue Jays bats have woken up

FP Comment: Phillip Cross

Would stab my ears with a pencil if I overheard 10 seconds of conversation between Trudeau and Katy Perry

Okay i hadn’t considered that administrative easement to make this work

r a m p

They'll close the Peace Arch border crossing if Seattle squeaks through to the ALCS

We got autosave and the ability to access files from anywhere. And all it cost was our ability to accomplish anything quickly and efficiently while preserving our sanity.

My longest daaa yankees lose ever

When 162 games showed both teams are evenly matched and even the best team couldn't be expected a priori to take more than two of the first three