Do they set up a Teams doc

Can’t imagine feeling listless at the age of 50 like the author. I have an agenda that’ll keep me busy to 200. And the nursing home problem has been solved by split-screen Goldeneye on the 64.

"Could I get a bus ticket to the physiotherapist?" "Flexible return?" "I hope so"

Got excited when I saw this in my spam folder but it was sent April 1st 😞

"Make that nine, baby."

I suspect their "The Secret" approach to willing positive outcomes through positive thoughts will get people killed.

PSA: Tolls shouldn't be conflated with Iran's negotiating leverage. Due to an unforced error by the US, Tehran doesn't need to levy fees to demonstrate control over the Strait. It has shown it can bring global oil and gas markets to their knees—and will retain that power for the foreseeable future.

Copilot is beyond useless

It's the $30 billion of pointlessly destroyed refineries, gas plants, and terminals for me 👨‍🍳👌

(•_•) <) )╯ Art / \ ( •_•) \( (> of / \ (•_•) <) )╯ the Deal / \

many Citrini analysts died to bring us this information

Dolly the sheep was cloned 30 years ago (feel old yet etc.). Aside from some prized bulls, race horses and rich people’s pets nothing much seemed to have became of that as an industry.

If the president says fuck in official communications you can too 🫡

I bring a sort of “removing price tags from new clothes” that customs officials don’t really like

Easier to read? Pretty clear that the loonie's status as a petrocurrency was a fleeting phenomenon, associated with the big energy price run-ups ahead of the financial crisis and the post-crisis China commodity boom:

One man can make life worse for 8.3 billion

Yay Apple changed the photos app again and made it even worse somehow!!

This is all very bad for the world, but it is also very good for my side of the fights I've been picking for two decades about oil shocks not being the fatal/godsend terms-of-trade shock that Canadian macroeconomists insist on including in their models.

Man I thought *I* had a shallow understanding of how futures contracts trade. But some of these finance influencers... woof. (nobody reading this obviously).

Justice for Davis Schneider's caught fouler

Just need one more mechanical keyboard colour scheme then i can truly lock in

Don’t even need to be watching to make that call you could HEAR him stomping on it!

Praying for the servos and truckies in the bush doing it tough 🙏

"And global trade... which did NOT die..." giftarticle.ft.com/giftarticle/...

They have a saying in less politically stable countries that by the time you see queues at the petrol station it’s too late

Yeah about those return to office mandates… www.reuters.com/world/asia-p...

Go get your own oil!

I’ve stopped caring about the future of America’s foreign policy. It’s a decision best left to Pete Hegseth and his broker.

next air canada ceo

It’s 2026. The world you know is on the eve of collapse. But you’re watching playoff baseball in March. You’ll never be this happy again.

This really underlines a flaw in issue-specific uncertainty indices: if media focus shifts to another, more impactful risk, coverage falls and the index falls. It's like a doctor breaking your arm to distract from the pain in your foot.

We must purge shopify executives from all parts of civilized society and we must do it 1) quickly and 2) brutally.

Don’t know if ABS is desirable or sustainable long term but right now it is hilarious

162-0

At what point did you realize you were watching the greatest ball game of all time

I love baseball!

Vladdy getting the stop sign

Consider the possible state of the world (described below) where there is an AI-overbuild-generated financial crisis akin to the 2008 financial crisis. The scenario involves projected income flows from data centres falling short of debt payments, which then cascades through the financial market.

Just opened the MLB app on my iPad and it still had world series game 7 loaded

Spent Jan-Feb ripping around Uruguay/Paraguay/Argentina on a motorcycle and (my ignorance) was shocked that it felt like I was in Ontario most of the time (with brief stretches of Alberta prairie). If being an equatorial mirror image is a basis for an FTA this rocks. www.reuters.com/world/americ...

Flipping a big switch between "Turning Iran to glass" and “Negotiations with Iran are going great!” while constantly looking back at the futures market for approval

Muppet White Lotus

“Decapitation” is such an org chart strategy. Ah this fellow is at the top of a hierarchy, he must be crucial! Boy, I’ve worked in organizations where decapitation would have improved workflow

̶f̶i̶s̶t̶b̶u̶m̶p̶ give me knucks

Love that Rudyard Kipling’s If says “gambling is fine just don’t be a little bitch.”

You need to be krautmaneuvering your peers anon. If you’re not krautcompeting them on gut health you’ll be krautmatched and krautclassed. Krautwit, krautplay, krautlast.

Merriam-Webster 2026 Word of the Year: jawboning