RIP the ciminin roll guy youtube.com/shorts/XOx5x...

In other news Aunt Becky has separated from her husband of 28 years

The Kelces said that at least 5 guys in every NFL locker room think the earth is flat

Delicious #GoSox

PSA: Erika Freizz on IG does a nice job suggesting new music. The “if you like this, then this” are particularly good

Ah, man, Lewis Hamilton's dog died.

"The Packers are not a serious outfit" - @foxworthshow.bsky.social

Evil futurism.com/robots-and-m...

Meanwhile ... Vicious California Squirrel Sends at Least 2 People to the ER gizmodo.com/vicious-cali...

"a company that helps people get freelance jobs that are increasingly endangered by AI is now laying off its actual employees due to AI" Fiverr Told Its Employees to Embrace AI, Then Stabbed Them in the Back futurism.com/artificial-i...

Starting headlines with "Sorry," is condescending and self-destructive imo

More corruption in the Harvard leadership marginalrevolution.com/marginalrevo...

Why is it still dark out

BMO: Population growth stalls

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RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/

I will be listeing to every single Lions podcast while working today obviously

Seriously, how did we get here?

* winces *

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

Canada eco surprise index heading south

This is the maddening part. The vaunted checks and balances are illusory

PSA: Chunking Express is a terrific movie

BMO: Mortgage growth stalling

Useful thought James Cameron on AI: it’s ‘just as creative’ as people, but with no ‘unique lived experience’ www.theverge.com/column/78094...

Oh fuck here we go... #CDNpoli

the force is strong today. Please remember to activate the invisible woke shield you received with your covid vaccine by pressing the chip in the back of your neck. It will make spoons stick to you but it will be worth it

BMO: Back to Zero Real

BMO: Fits and housing starts

Stop it

ya think? She's unguardable

we might need to outlaw social media

Giants Players Horrified To Learn Uniforms Have Names On Back https://theonion.com/giants-players-horrified-to-learn-uniforms-have-names-on-back/

Canada: The industrial implosion

Why did a fighter jet just go over downtown Toronto? We anger The Cheeseball?

I had to retire a dish sponge today. Always puts me in a nostalgic mood

I knew animals like that existed but didn’t realize the sheer volume of them until social media

coward I used to bleed blue, but I broke up with the Toronto Maple Leafs www.cbc.ca/radio/noworn...

*emperess's* , dammit

Margot Robbie in The Empresses New Clothes last night apparently

2,5,3,4,1 you sickos

Sigourney Weaver Is a Fan of ‘Alien: Earth,’ Too gizmodo.com/signourney-w...

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"You get plastic surgery to make sure your kids aren't ugly" is a thing I just saw

C'mon, Tigers.

.... and Canada. Ugh

The world was never the same

A good example of why i hate single line charts