Pig confiscated bike and is too incompetent to drive it back to precinct. Obsessed with the crowd in this vid. HELL YEAH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

Salmon run on Wilmot Creek in the Orono Crown Lands!

New 99% Hitler argument just dropped

people are currently arguing with me in the FTM subreddit bc I said Kamala is not a good ally. We are absolutely fucking cooked

This guy is so wide

Who up yearning

Don’t think I’ve ever heard of or met a sane person named Ezra

Might have to rewatch Inglorious Bastards to cope from everything this week

It will never not be weird that me being into women now is STRAIGHT

A TikTok shop ad on Facebook reels just gave me the most disturbing and surreal AI images I’ve ever seen

Playing a race against time where I take an edible and then try to complete a task before it kicks in enough that I go non verbal

Jorjor well

I am advocating for you to be killed but I am using my inside voice you must debate me this is called democracy

Found some absolutely classic looking mushrooms and feeling like I found a celebrity! Amanita parcivolvata I’m ur biggest fan!!

(sobbing) im a philosopher

Thank you @ascalaphid.com !! I love them

Hell yeah! Wait what’s that last word

Some cute guys we found yesterday

A foto mais bonita que você verá hoje

what are they doing with all the dishes in Star Trek. the food comes out the replicator already on fancy plates and glass bowls. Is someone just smashing them afterwords or are they washing them and storing them?

Edible got me so fucked up I’m doing idle animations in the shower

Let's give a shout out to the men & women who labor in the fields to put food on our tables. #WeFeedYou #LaborDay. Mandemosle un saludo a los hombres y mujeres que trabajan en el campo para poner comida en nuestras mesas. Thank you Ignacio Gomez for letting us use this art

Going to make weed tea bc a cold will NOT stop me from my ideal sunday night activity of watching a silly movie while high. Wish me luck

An international incident

Ben stiller is such a genius for adding a Christopher Walken gay romance c plot to Severance

being sick sucks so bad!! Can’t do shit but be in pain. They should let you go into a quick coma when you’re sick

every democrat who does not speak out about this enables it. what the administration is doing here is a large-scale tactic to isolate trans people and strengthen future attacks on us. the gains we have made are built on visibility and public knowledge of us and our needs.

Absurdly tiny guy out on my porch this evening

Learning agricultural sciences the way god intended (matching with queer farmers on hinge and pestering them with logistical questions)

Me, lying awake at night: I haven’t seen any crickets in the gecko tank recently I hope the he still has some left to hunt Gecko tank: THUNK

lotta classroom discourse for people who have never once taught in a classroom with children

God I love trans surgery subreddits

Sorry but this is bonkers. A trans woman joins a team, doesn’t even share a changing room with them, and probably got bullied off the team but these cis girls are victims because she could swim faster than them??

They should invent a weekend that has enough time to do fun things and the chores I’ve put off all week

YOU - Suffering will only make me stronger. ENDURANCE - It's probably this way of thinking that got you where you are.

I will NOT have a 3pm nap. 3pm nap is the mind killer. 3pm nap is the little-death that brings total obliteration

Mid shed. Nice hoodie bro

My coworker who is a gay english teacher was telling me how much she loves Harry Potter today. what the fuck are we doing guys

Someone abandoned these poor little guys in my neighborhood but I can now report they have been caught and are with a local bunny rescue (: only 9 weeks old!

Finally got around to pinning up my big ass pothos so she can actually start growing up my walls

I’m sorry but this is the funniest description of this movie I’ve ever read

there’s an election for Cat Mayor currently happening in Somerville, Mass. and every cat deserves to win

Happy #internationalcatday from the cheese man

my neighbor is playing Minecraft on a comically large TV right next to his window so I can see him making a little block house from across the street

Lmao very cool that I am now not allowed to piss… anywhere? In the UK?

On this Chairteenth, we celebrate the good folks of Montgomery, especially our guy AquaMayne. Special shout out to the folks who, within 72 hours, recreated this in their apartment complex. A COMMUNITY!! 💀