Surprise Bear episode missing a Freddie Gibbs cameo

Duran Duran voice: “Film on Girls”

Maybe today, Satan.

Every historian worth their shit that studies fascism & domestic discord is so funny because they’re all the nicest people alive & they all come to the same conclusion which is that yeah you just gotta kill these guys. Can’t leave one alive.

It's not about left or right, or where you stand on the issues. Some things transcend even these sorts of divisions, because they are about something bigger. Every American is ready to not watch Deni Avdija play basketball for a while.

Of course Victor Wembanyama would feel at home on the San Antonio Spurs. They have a Castle, a Vassell, a Harper, a Kornet and even Chanpagnie. Any Frenchman would feel at home even Rudy Gobert* *derogatory

Blazers in 7

If Daniel Johnston’s not on the list it’s a list you don’t wanna be on

In France “Family Matters” is a completely different show. Steve Urkel is actually called Stefan which when he transforms makes Steve the cool American stereotype. Also, because of French reverence for cheese Stefan says “Got any beans?”

Blazers gotta win because if we get enough towels we can make our own playoff t-shirts

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In advance tonight's Game 3 between the Spurs and Blazers, please enjoy this Hater's Guide To Tom Dundon that I wrote. www.sfgate.com/sports/artic...

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It doesn't go away

Zers!

“Paul Simon touring, I’m in.” MF Doom

The Portland Trail Blazers

The Portland Trail Blazers

When you’re a muppet the show is also your life

End of the evening m’lady🎩

Alright since no one else has asked I will. Who is Harry Potter?

Donald Trump’s last words will be “Fuck my chungus life.”

“The Lawnmower Man” Leonard 1992

Bumper sticker that says “Nobody Told Me The End Times Would Be This Stupid”

there have to be consequences! for all our sakes. it's very urgent. and the people of iran are doing more for you right now, long term, than, e.g., most if not all members of congress

ACAB

The Trump administration took your money illegally. They won’t give it back.

Two days ago 200+ Anti-ICE billboards I designed went up across the country in the following cities. tag me if you see them. Phoenix Bakersfield Fresno LA Orange County, San Bernardino Miami Chicago Boston Detroit Charlotte Raleigh PDX Memphis Nashville Dallas Fort Worth Laredo San Antonio

Even more than usual I hope he fuckin dies

It's not a time for speeches or hand-wringing but for collective action at the state level. This will not end with Minnesota.

I was donating my plasma to make ends meet before it was cool

Jalen Brunson’s a real one.

Dame gonna lick Knueppel! Booker!

This “Gilligan’s Island” reboot goes hard

LOL #LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched

Monday #monday #mondaycoming

Seattle Seahawks Win Super Bowl 60: Everybody’s 12 theory confirmed

Real missed opportunity by Apple to say “If you subscribe to Apple Music we’ll tell you what he said.”

Steven Yuen Cameron Winter Hunter Biden

Looks like fun

Victor Wembanyama with a shaved head

Thinking A LOT about the ending of Alex Garland’s smash hit film “Civil War” (2024)

To this day I talk about Karam the Syrian Lebanese restaurant downtown for many years. So many good things so many memories. They had the BEST falafel hands down. Crispy outside & soft in the center but not over done. Miles better than ANY other place in town lost to history 🫡

On stage last night, Kamala Harris admitted that she made mistakes. Yet she gave no indication that she knows what they might be. www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/kamala-har...

hey, quick question: what’s it gonna take