Just arrived at the Met Gala

Cars. (2006). And I still get shit for it.

No surprise here - Amy Andrews has been voted our Player of the Season. Congrats, Amy!

It’s always “you’re autistic” and never “thank you for telling me everything you know about mega man”

It’s beautiful. It’s horrific. It’s absolutely addictive. Sheffield United. Home and Away. #bskyblades

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

A Very Nice Day Out. (and a great way to end it.) Derby County (a). open.substack.com/pub/tyronej8...

Bring back the ancient knowledge

The Year is 2086 AD, and Preston North End have just completed their 150th consecutive season in the second division of English football.

Some good counterattacks from the Blades with Amy Andrews hitting the post and Shauna Guyatt having one (correctly) ruled out, but City are a seriously high powered team. I know they're only a few years removed from the WSL but it's hard not to look enviously at the talent and athleticism they have.

The season starts and ends with 4-0 home losses, and in truth it could've been even bigger but for an outstanding game from backup keeper Charlotte Parker-Smith. Bristol City's Lexi Lloyd-Smith nets a hat trick to secure the WSL2 Golden Boot.

What a second half performance. Fully deserved that. #bskyblades

“We’re gonna Tottenham, you’re going too!” #bskyblades

Well this is very nice to see. United are cutting the price of their women's season tickets next season, and it's a mere £20 for anyone with a men's season ticket. Lovely stuff.

Match 56. Derby County v Sheffield United. #bskyblades

Derby County (a), then. #bskyblades

Hahah what the fuck have I missed

Is it for the money? It's for the money, isn't it

United striker Amy Andrews - who is currently tied for the WSL2 Golden Boot award - has been nominated for April's Player of the Month. Vote for Amy here! www.wslfootball.com/bwsl2-potm-a...

Stunning commute over The Pennines this morning.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

Two players from United's Professional Game Academy, Lottie Day and Abbie Jones, have been called up by England for the U17 Euros next month 🦁 Both players made their senior debuts for the Blades this season and were part of the squad against Durham last weekend.

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Snooker loopy nuts are we, we're all snooker LOOPY! To celebrate 50 consecutive tournaments at The Crucible, we have a new pod out where we're ranking the Top 10 greatest moments in World Championship history. Links below as always. In off the red

There should be a bigger reward than just “cheers” for holding the door open for someone who was miles away.

A tree growing out of an old Chimney on Clay Lane in town is probably the most Sheffield thing I’ve seen for weeks.

Last night The Wife turned to me in bed and just said ‘Dr. Pepper beans!” whilst I was half-asleep. I shit you not, I thought she was just sleep talking, but no, turns out she’d just seen an ad for them on her phone.

If people don't like you, that's ok. If dogs don't like you, then it's time for some self-reflection.

Your scheduled lapse in judgment has arrived.

New WOMEN OF STEEL is out, as United guarantee their status as a WSL2 team next season. Big summer ahead: womenofsteel.substack.com/p/md21-safet...

Full time at Fratton Park and United's survival in WSL2 is confirmed 🙌 Portsmouth lose 1-0 to Forest and go down, as the Blades are safe with a game to spare.

Mission accomplished despite three straight defeats. Now keep the core of this side together, add a few pieces and hopefully spend more time looking up than down next season.

Won't know how big today's United Women game is until a few hours later when Portsmouth play, but let's just say that a point would be great and a win will secure safety. The Blades are at 11th-place Durham for a 12:00 kick-off: www.youtube.com/live/7T2SDBF...

Thank god this season is nearly over. #bskyblades

This bobbar end to the season has really put pressure on Wilder for the start on next season imo. Just think people won't tolerate this inept sort of performance for more than two or three games next year. We're crossing the line with a whimper

Match 55. Sheffield United v Preston North End. #bskyblades

Rate your Saturday.

It’s time to bring this look back for 2026. Right?

Is 8.30am on a Saturday morning too early to start cleaning the car out? Fuck it, I’m doing it anyway.

Introduced The Wife to the NFL Draft, and she is simultaneously absolutely loving, yet hating, everything about it. Wild.

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From ripping Yellow Pages in half being the only way to show how hard you were to milkmen at dawn, kids climbing trees, woodchip walls, furry dice, reverse‑charge calls and good oldwhite dog shit — our new episode dives into the Britain that’s vanished.

When people think about old adverts for The Yellow Pages, they usually think about JR Hartley, but this is the one etched into our brains: three England managers, one phone book, pure 90s magic.

You lot really had a gilded age

Can't make the Blades match tomorrow so if anyone wants a free adult ticket on the Kop (safe standing), DM away #sufc #bskyblades

Oh no, I like a song by Muse.