United's Amy Andrews is the #WSL2 Goal of the Month winner for March 🏆

Doesn't look like there's any shagging in it

Mum wrote a book.

Meanwhile at Bluesky HQ

I read earlier that “grief is just love with nowhere to go”… and it might be the most helpful piece of wisdom I’ve heard since Andy Dufresne told us all to “get busy living, or get busy dying.” The mad, floppy-haired bastard.

Dismantling our baby change table after 6.5 years of continuous use. It has, you might say, seen some shit

Opening an Easter egg as an adult

My bluesky engagement strategy

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Everybody Get Up — our new episode is out now! We’re joined by 90s boyband aficionado Kate Beeden to talk through the groups we will Never Forget. No Matter What, you won’t want to miss this one… so Quit Playing Games and hit play.

I refuse to believe anyone actually enjoys the sound of their own alarm.

"Bake him away, toys." "What did you say?"

There’s a special kind of stress reserved for hearing your own name mid-conversation when you weren’t really listening.

You haven't truly panicked until you think you’ve left your phone at the self-checkout.

Queeeeeeen.

Two Blades are nominated for the #WSL2 Goal of the Month for March - watch and then vote for Amy or Joy here: www.wslfootball.com/bwsl2-mar26-...

“Great question. We’ll circle back.” I think the fuck not, Pam—I can’t guarantee I’ll be alive tomorrow to find out if I’m in charge of the raffle.

This is Sadie. She was finally reunited with her human, astronaut Christina Koch, after her mom’s voyage around the moon took her the furthest any human has ever been from their dog. She can't wait to hear all about the universe. 14/10 (IG: astro_christina)

Share a Preacher, nun or priest…

Just build this MASTERPIECE for my niece. I will not be taking any feedback at this time.

Now that is how you make a man advantage count! Deserved it too on that second half performance. #bskyblades

We are so easy to play against. #bskyblades

Match 52. Sheffield United v Hull City. #bskyblades

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HOUSTON (AP) — Artemis II’s astronauts return to Earth, ending a record-breaking trip around the moon with a splashdown in the Pacific.

This is what should have happened at the Coldplay concert.

“You should be kissing my arse. I’ve fucking dragged you from your roots into this middle class lifestyle.” The Wife. Humble as ever.

they fucking blended him

Now The Dog really can come everywhere with me.

At this point, if Pennywise tries to lure me into the sewer, I’m going.

Favourite away day ever. #bskyblades

Another day on this stupid, little, insignificant rock floating through space. I wonder if applications for Artemis III have opened up yet.

I'm here again, this time talking about the game that was STRUCK FROM THE RECORDS against arsenal in 1999 substack.com/@thepinch/no...

A Bank Holiday Bruising in Bristol. Bristol City (a). #bskyblades open.substack.com/pub/tyronej8...

Absolutely incredible Nutella ad.

That result is on our manager, and that awful starting eleven. #bskyblades

Match 51. Bristol City v Sheffield United. #bskyblades

Bristol City (a) then. #bskyblades

Easter eggs are overrated, right?

NASA just dropped this image of Artemis II astronaut Christina Koch looking back at us. The first woman to ever see our planet in its entirety. I’m not crying you’re crying 🥹🔭🧪 📸: NASA

Saw both sides of United today. The one that turn it on and can score really good goals and the one that switches off and cannot defend. Meh. #bskyblades

Match 50. Sheffield United v Swansea City. #bskyblades

I’m telling my nephews this is Nirvana.

Thoughts and prayers to the flat-earthers at this difficult time.

Project Hail Mary is a fucking beautiful film. I’m absolutely blown away.