Proper shit, this. Plymouth were in the National League playoff final about four weeks ago so were a game away from WSL2's wage floors and regulations.

Robbed out of a £60 prize on our annual football predictions league purely because AFCON overturned Senegal's win, I'm writing to CAS

when ur on a walk and there's a dog

This is out today and is everything I wanted it to be

#bskyblades! Read the Pinch! Write for the Pinch! www.thepinch.uk/p/looking-ba...

"I do worry about what some of the kids are absorbing online,” a teacher in Worksop tells me, “mainly the boys.” A few months into his current job, he arranged a meeting with one student’s parents, to discuss the alarming things he had been saying in class

Writing this reminded me that Tilly Bristow not only had BY FAR the most tackles per game in WSL2 last season, she was also one of the best dribblers. All in her first full senior season. Can't wait to watch her again in 26/27.

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A shame to see this, I thought she might start getting some more first-team minutes next season. But of that England U17 squad, only Day and United's Abbie Jones were from non-elite clubs... so my guess is we're about to find out that Day has an offer she can't refuse.

So damn excited to be able to go back to my normal level of coffee consumption tomorrow, get this heatwave in the bin at once

Michele Kang: using personal fortune to benefit women's football Also Michele Kang: whatever the hell this is

I feel like the photographer could have gotten a little closer tbh

great personal life section of Knicks basketball player Mikal Bridges

The New York Knicks just played the most dominant 10-game stretch in NBA history, and it's not even remotely close

I might need to buy this soon, if only to stop myself reading it as Octonauts #parentbrain

Not exactly headline news that the two best teams in europe have completely stacked benches, but holy moly. Pina, Bonmati, Lopez, Nazareth, Katoto, Sombath and Chawinga not even able to crack the XI

I'm sure Charlton have their reasons but Jodie Hutton should be taking every single one of their set pieces within like 50 yards of goal. Something the way she dips the ball is just so hard to deal with

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The joy I experienced after doing this and seeing that it worked

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Strong hide and seek game this morning

Both my kids go through the bin like FBI agents trying to find evidence, judging what I've thrown away - how did we get like this??

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55 POINTS 55 REBOUNDS 55 ASSISTS 55 BLOCKS

Big news friends, I have acquired a copy of The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker and will be sitting down to play it for the very first time tonight

⚔️ New WOMEN OF STEEL is out ⚔️ It's time for my annual player-by-player review of the Sheffield United squad! Kicking off in part one with goalkeepers and defenders - some interesting contract decisions to be taken this summer... open.substack.com/pub/womenofs...

The Red Sox scored 7 (SEVEN) runs, what year is this

Yeah I have a pension plan it’s called the sweet release of death

Me as I push my enemy into a ravine

United striker Amy Andrews wins the #WSL2 Goal of the Season award! www.wslfootball.com/news/wsl2/sh...

More like Jairo Releasedewald, am I right Blades

The Titans did a super low-tech schedule release video and people loved it The Cardinals used AI and they’re getting crushed Seems telling!

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Classic win-now move. You have to give Pittsburgh credit for going for it while their championship window is open.

For the first time in my life I'm actually going to sit and watch a non-Old Firm game of Scottish football With a side helping of Oli Norwood and Ben Osborn ⚔️

Much like the Mixtape soundtrack, I nodded along to a lot of this review

Naaaailed it Some of it Shush open.substack.com/pub/womenofs...

I loooooved Mixtape, absolute delight from start to finish. Gonna be replaying that very soon

Forest upping the ante by moving on from someone who has objectively done a very fine job. "As the team continues to push towards the WSL..."

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Every so often I remember this Gojira appearance at the 2024 Olympics opening ceremony www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hTM...

Tamagotchi (GB, 1997)

“Wilder was the third manager of a grim season after everyone had pretty much given up, I simply don’t consider his time here as canon, like a Treehouse of Horror episode of the Simpsons” roysviewfrom.com/2026/05/09/t...

STRONG opening 30 mins or so of Mixtape, grinning like an idiot all the way through

Me: tries to do anything 3yo:

Update: she got on fine