It's always the ones you least suspect

He's 27! The games gone. Nicky Butt had a haul of trophies well before then

Ed Woodward would have him parading around Old Trafford in August

The Overlap lads listening more to the gobshite Jamie Carragher on the phone than Jill, who's actually at the show!

Didn't he play for Everton?

Celtic under Martin O'Neill needs to be examined. I bet his wife is thankful for the rest the animal

I very much doubt that this can be beaten!

Is that lyrics from a black metal song?

Got a teams meeting soon for something a quick email would of sorted

That carpet and skirting are horrific. Get DIY SOS on the phone

First run of the year done 💪

Just kick it over. Sick of it now

Pure filth that

"My father was a toolmaker"

The football wasn't too bad on the weekend was it

Goodnight United 🔴 #GGMU #MUFC

The simplicity of Carrick's changes to this team might be the most refreshing thing about those two performances. Nothing complicated, just players in roles they are suited to, and a gameplan that brings the best out of them.

On-call this weekend 📟 Had a shout Friday night. An actual call out Saturday (all the way ta Scotland). A shout Sunday morning and one just before bastard half time. But we've battered the Arsenal so we have ordered an Indian to celebrate 👍💪

They play boring football as well!

REO Paedwagon

Catalonia seems like a vibrant lively colourful culture but the managers they produce all seem bloody well boring

Wearing the black to celebrate King Eric booting a fascist (No official source)

Also 31 years since big David May scored his first United goal 🤭

All away teams are winning so far

31 years ago today 🎂

Brooklyn has come out and said that his Dad doesn't even drink Stella!

It's great when Liverpool lose but even better when they drag out VVD for an interview

I'll be in Glasgow today if anybody wants a headbutt

The shock of discovering there is no brown sauce at tea time!

If you have kids you are immune to the daily mail as you are used to hearing nonsense

Author Bob, sounds good to be fair

Board of how to steal resources and occupy people*

Trump's 'Board of Peace' new slogan just announced

Stewart Lee unpicking Harry Hill’s entire act in 30 seconds is wonderful.

It's that magical time of year when private jets descend on a Swiss mountain village to discuss climate change and poverty! Anyway, here's my annual reminder. I'll stop posting this when they stop avoiding the real issue: their own massive tax avoidance 💰

I wish somebody would windmill Trump

Jonathan Woodgate looks like he gets about as much sleep as I do

So much for freedom and democracy

Also sounds like the RUC

It reminds me of how much i hated them during their unbeaten season

I'm not really sure why I have never watched this before. All of the fellas look as glum as their sandwiches, poor lads

Arsenal have only lost two games all season in all competitions. Sounds boring

Oh dear 😂 poor Citeh

I hope it has a workplace accident

The art of doing the deal..

A knight of seven kingdoms? I've read it mate I've read it!