on or off?

You all make me…. #fcf

Home from work early today, in need of a nap but excited to make some ridiculous decisions this weekend. Possibly starting with posting the uncropped version of this pic

How have I seen five of your Hinge pics and I still don’t know what you look like.

Could definitely use some body contact today.

Third (maybe fourth I lost count, times the charm) Something something hotel lighting #humpday

Presenting. #humpday

Thong thiccness.

Reflecting on the weekend.

Time to start the day

Re-flex. #scs

Ready for the weekend.

Can Netflix cancel America?

Accepting #FCF entries 😉

Tasteful sidehog. #fcf

From now on I’m calling Sniffies “Pokémon Hoe”

Strap in for Friday.

i got wet

We’re both thicc

@sentimentbot.bsky.social let’s hear it.

Afternoon smiles.

Heading out for the evening, but there’s always time for #humpday 🫡

Trickerion at games night.

Went to eagle Tokyo tonight 💕

Happy #humpday gents! Whose face am I gonna sit on?? #gay #bi #ass #men #nsfw

Inspection ready. #humpday

The whole room was empty and full of mirrors and you think I’m NOT taking multiple pictures? 🤨

in my vers era (drinking both iced and hot coffee)

I wonder who appears as “similar accounts“ on my feed…. When I see who they suggest on all y’alls accounts, sometimes I’m like, not necessarily the same vibe. LOL.

He/Him(bo)

Morning! Mood: mildly optimistic and nearly fully caffeinated. Let’s see what this week’s got. #mcm

Distraction.

🤭

As I just hit 6K followers (!!!) instead of another thirst trap let me just say thank you and remember — show up for those who show up for you. This world needs more kindness (and shitposting). 😘😙😍

I forgot to take a post swim speedo pick, so here's what I changed into

Hoping for some great energy this week.

Business in the front party in the back?

Oh snap! #mcm

If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always get what you’ve always got.

My mom is visiting which is lovely. But of course while I’m entertaining her my apps are going crazy. When I’m alone they are silent. LOL.

Beauty night.

Friend nudes are always so much hotter than porn 😮‍💨

Slurp. #fcf

Twilight times.

Hungry after putting two loads in him #thirstday #leather #nakedchef #bubblebutt