Another day, another butt. #humpday

How many SF homosexuals will be at Jade tonight?

New batch of jockstraps arriving today and I’m just a little excited.

Can I get to 2k on #monochromemonday?! 🙃#mcm

Close Friends liked it so I GUESS I should post here, too 😜

‘Twas a push day.

This guy 🥵

Feeling a little extra plump for #humpday #jockstraps

Oh, sign me UP!

Didn’t realize how much I would be texting my husband about whether or not our dog poop on her walks. Who says romance is DEAD?

Love some good changing room lighting. #mcm #monochromemonday

Happy #humpday, boys.

I need Peacock to add Season 3 of Real Housewives of Melbourne NOW.

Monday workout ✅

can you handle how much it jiggles?

May stay in bed all day

Ok!!

Really shouldn’t be allowed to post after a night out and one too many martinis 🙃

So happy that toe fungus of a human being is off The Traitors, faithful or not.

Nikki Glaser is KILLING this opening monologue! #goldenglobes

Sweatin’ through this Sunday

Muting my tv anything Michael Rappaport is on screen. Traitors, do something about this!

A little gear for #monochromemonday #mcm

Wait…this new Drag Race cast seems…great?

There are VERY few better than Barbara!

I don’t know if it’s because it’s the last day of my vacation, but I’m absolutely feral today.

Spotted a straight guy at the gym who then fist pumped me afterwards and even 42 years into this world, I still think I do it unconvincingly 😆

Here we go, 2026! Starting the year off in the correct way (in a jock)

Enjoying this while I can 😆

Kiiiiiiind of grateful it’s going to pour all tonight and tomorrow. Perfect excuse to lay on the couch and watch movies to ring in the new year.

Aaaand final gym selfie for good measure. Happy with my progress this year!

Zoom in for that last #humpday post of 2025

Stocked up on new jockstraps, thanks to a visit to Mr. S. Looking forward to showing y’all ;)

One last #monochromemonday for 2025! #mcm

Love an empty locker room so I can snag my #softiesaturday pic ;)

It may have taken me over 2.5 hours, but I made one hell of a Beef Wellington for tonight’s Christmas dinner. This is big because it was SUCH a disaster the last time I attempted it 😆. Merry Christmas to all that celebrate!

Getting these arms ready for lots of gift wrapping today. 💪

First workout at 42 ✅

Going to have many birthday drinks this evening and tell all my friends I love them.

It’s my birthday weekend. Send #fcf

Two glasses of wine into the evening so I’m just seconds away from sending out many ‘hey handsome’ messages.

Powers restored 💇‍♂️

Genuinely do not understand why I am getting emails asking me to do work this week

Extra holiday bling this evening.

I rarely do abs, so I tried it this morning at the gym and only shouted out ‘Jesus CHRIST’ in pain thrice. #progress

Was enjoying being cuddled up with my dog, looking at our stellar Christmas tree, until she farted right in my face.

Ok, Zootopia 2 ruled.