A little rinse for #monochromemonday

‘Samantha Mathis?!’ I scream to no one while watching this week’s Elsbeth.

Back to some stunning SF weather this weekend. Y’all, we survived the heatwave!

Billy from Sean Cody allll the way

Still thinking of last night’s 🌯

85 degrees in San Francisco and my dog and I are OVER it. 🥵

The women? Designing!

Went to do a light trim, but had the wrong guard on, so I guess it’s mustache time

Proceed with caution. #jockstraps

If Amy Madigan takes home the Best Supporting Actress Oscar (which, she SHOULD), it will go down as one of the coolest wins of all time.

Loved that Michelle Williams is sitting with Kirsten Dunst at The Actor Awards!! Where are my fellow Dick lovers?

Happy Sunday, boys.

Welp, looks like it’s another day where the LA Law theme is stuck in my head on loop.

Pretty much my favorite day #humpday

REALLY going to need some people to not take what’s going on in Mexico as an opportunity to post a photo of themselves in a Speedo at Mantamar….

Bravo, I’m going to need to reduce the number of shows where Mauricio shows up. It’s too much!

Saturday morning gym nip slip

GOBSMACKED by that Drag Race elimination….

A rainy #monochromemonday, so it’s movies all day! #mcm

Well, Pillion was a perfect Valentine’s Day weekend movie date. A gem!

Twas a good night

I love these Faithfuls, but WOW are they bad at this game!

Just ordered 6 boxes of Girl Scout Cookies ‘to start.’

I had no idea this many Olympic Curlers would be such absolute smoke shows??

Do your squats for #humpday

Breaking in a new jock with an extra sweaty workout (thanks to a weekend of a liiiiiittle indulgence 😉)

A little naked hotel room time for #fcf

✌️ from Puerto Rico!

Another day, another butt. #humpday

How many SF homosexuals will be at Jade tonight?

New batch of jockstraps arriving today and I’m just a little excited.

Can I get to 2k on #monochromemonday?! 🙃#mcm

Close Friends liked it so I GUESS I should post here, too 😜

‘Twas a push day.

This guy 🥵

Feeling a little extra plump for #humpday #jockstraps

Oh, sign me UP!

Didn’t realize how much I would be texting my husband about whether or not our dog poop on her walks. Who says romance is DEAD?

Love some good changing room lighting. #mcm #monochromemonday

Happy #humpday, boys.

I need Peacock to add Season 3 of Real Housewives of Melbourne NOW.

Monday workout ✅

May stay in bed all day

Ok!!

Really shouldn’t be allowed to post after a night out and one too many martinis 🙃

So happy that toe fungus of a human being is off The Traitors, faithful or not.

Nikki Glaser is KILLING this opening monologue! #goldenglobes