Was enjoying being cuddled up with my dog, looking at our stellar Christmas tree, until she farted right in my face.

Ok, Zootopia 2 ruled.

gays will be like “boyfriend reveal!”

Spotify Wrapped just told me I’m 63 and I’m okay with that.

It’s at that point of the year when I receive an email asking me to do something at work and my first reaction is, ‘how dare you?’

👋

Seeing double today #humpday

And how are YOU spending your Monday night of Thanksgiving Week?

I’m only doing this for the stuffing

Below 50 degrees, so the flannel comes out.

Chili cooking, rain on the way, and Bravocon on tv. A perfect Sunday.

Pouring in SF, and I promise to be VERY dramatic about it when I get into the office this morning.

May be time for a trim, right? #humpday

Sometimes I just wonder about how many pairs of briefs/jockstraps/etc some of y’all own 😆 I need to up my budget to catch up.

I just won a game of Yahtzee at game night and feel, like, totally invincible.

Happy Friday! Please post more for #fcf. K thanks.

The Dems sweep last night AND this news of a Miss Piggy movie with Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, AND Cole Escola involved? God is good.

Have you voted ‘Yes’ on 50 yet?!

My dog let me sleep in until 5:45 today, bless her.

Today’s extra sweaty workout brought to you by last night’s 🍸 and mozzarella sticks.

No one told my dog about daylight savings, so it was a JOY walking her at 4:30 this morning

Working out these arms to lift everything I’m about to buy at a holiday craft fair 🎄🎄🎄

Dr. Grant and his little dino.

Had SUCH a Fall-filled weekend 🎃 🍁

Sunday pump before a pumpkin patch.

Didn’t pack enough underwear for the trip, so I guess I guess I’ll have to wear this to the airport. Oh well ;) #jocktober

Reliving my (very) early 2000s college self at Rilo Kiley tonight 🥹

Palm Springs in 3 days. How can one focus?

530am gym session today. Please clap. #monochromemonday

Made it out of Vegas with an extra $13. That’s a WIN. Enough for two bottled waters!

Had to spice up the professional look today #jocktober #jockstrap

So much more productive at the gym wearing a jock. 😉 #jocktober

Oh hey, it’s #monochromemonday

Happy Sunday, gents.

Easy access #humpday

Don’t you hate it when you’re interrupted in the steam room? ;)

Going to tell everyone they can’t expect me to do any work because it’s my dog’s birthday and she needs all my attention.

10/10. I’m actually VIBRATING over how good this was. See it on the biggest screen possible.

Nips out for Sunday 💪

YEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

Genuinely believe she will save us

Oh, I had a ball at Portola.

Up and at them!

I’m going to a an EDM festival tomorrow, and my biggest concern is when will I get to nap?

See bulge, post bulge

Lisa has cemented her place in the Real Housewives Hall of Fame for me this season #rhom

Was about .15 away from sending an email intending to say ‘just want to flag this’ with ‘just want to f*g this’ so this week just needs to be over

Had to squeeze in leg day #humpday