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Aspiring exhibitionist. Mostly thirst traps, movies, and tv. NSFW. 18+
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I got a haircut 💅
9 months ago
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Another day, another butt.
#humpday
about 8 hours ago
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How many SF homosexuals will be at Jade tonight?
1 day ago
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New batch of jockstraps arriving today and I’m just a little excited.
1 day ago
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Can I get to 2k on
#monochromemonday
?! 🙃#mcm
2 days ago
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Close Friends liked it so I GUESS I should post here, too 😜
3 days ago
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‘Twas a push day.
4 days ago
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This guy 🥵
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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Feeling a little extra plump for
#humpday
#jockstraps
7 days ago
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Oh, sign me UP!
add a skeleton here at some point
8 days ago
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Didn’t realize how much I would be texting my husband about whether or not our dog poop on her walks. Who says romance is DEAD?
9 days ago
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Love some good changing room lighting.
#mcm
#monochromemonday
9 days ago
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Happy
#humpday
, boys.
14 days ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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I need Peacock to add Season 3 of Real Housewives of Melbourne NOW.
16 days ago
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Monday workout ✅
16 days ago
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reposted by
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spongebottom
17 days ago
can you handle how much it jiggles?
loading . . .
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May stay in bed all day
17 days ago
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Ok!!
add a skeleton here at some point
18 days ago
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Really shouldn’t be allowed to post after a night out and one too many martinis 🙃
18 days ago
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So happy that toe fungus of a human being is off The Traitors, faithful or not.
19 days ago
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reposted by
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Tom Zohar
24 days ago
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Nikki Glaser is KILLING this opening monologue!
#goldenglobes
24 days ago
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Sweatin’ through this Sunday
24 days ago
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Muting my tv anything Michael Rappaport is on screen. Traitors, do something about this!
27 days ago
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A little gear for
#monochromemonday
#mcm
about 1 month ago
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Wait…this new Drag Race cast seems…great?
about 1 month ago
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There are VERY few better than Barbara!
about 1 month ago
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I don’t know if it’s because it’s the last day of my vacation, but I’m absolutely feral today.
about 1 month ago
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Spotted a straight guy at the gym who then fist pumped me afterwards and even 42 years into this world, I still think I do it unconvincingly 😆
about 1 month ago
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Here we go, 2026! Starting the year off in the correct way (in a jock)
about 1 month ago
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Enjoying this while I can 😆
about 1 month ago
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Kiiiiiiind of grateful it’s going to pour all tonight and tomorrow. Perfect excuse to lay on the couch and watch movies to ring in the new year.
about 1 month ago
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Aaaand final gym selfie for good measure. Happy with my progress this year!
about 1 month ago
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Zoom in for that last
#humpday
post of 2025
about 1 month ago
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Stocked up on new jockstraps, thanks to a visit to Mr. S. Looking forward to showing y’all ;)
about 1 month ago
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One last
#monochromemonday
for 2025!
#mcm
about 1 month ago
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Love an empty locker room so I can snag my
#softiesaturday
pic ;)
about 1 month ago
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It may have taken me over 2.5 hours, but I made one hell of a Beef Wellington for tonight’s Christmas dinner. This is big because it was SUCH a disaster the last time I attempted it 😆. Merry Christmas to all that celebrate!
about 1 month ago
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Getting these arms ready for lots of gift wrapping today. 💪
about 1 month ago
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First workout at 42 ✅
about 2 months ago
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Going to have many birthday drinks this evening and tell all my friends I love them.
about 2 months ago
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It’s my birthday weekend. Send
#fcf
about 2 months ago
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Two glasses of wine into the evening so I’m just seconds away from sending out many ‘hey handsome’ messages.
about 2 months ago
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Powers restored 💇♂️
about 2 months ago
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Genuinely do not understand why I am getting emails asking me to do work this week
about 2 months ago
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Extra holiday bling this evening.
about 2 months ago
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I rarely do abs, so I tried it this morning at the gym and only shouted out ‘Jesus CHRIST’ in pain thrice.
#progress
about 2 months ago
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Was enjoying being cuddled up with my dog, looking at our stellar Christmas tree, until she farted right in my face.
about 2 months ago
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Ok, Zootopia 2 ruled.
about 2 months ago
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