It’s a Pre-Folsom #humpday

Oh, I had a ball at Portola.

Up and at them!

I’m going to a an EDM festival tomorrow, and my biggest concern is when will I get to nap?

See bulge, post bulge

The world sucks, so here’s a floppy 🍆 and hairy 🕳️ for #fcf

Lisa has cemented her place in the Real Housewives Hall of Fame for me this season #rhom

Was about .15 away from sending an email intending to say ‘just want to flag this’ with ‘just want to f*g this’ so this week just needs to be over

Had to squeeze in leg day #humpday

Throwback to when we appreciated cinema at Ptown’s Macho Bar

A legend, through and through

Genuinely still on a high because of Jeff Hiller’s Emmy win last night.

quote with a photo where your booty is looking extra plump 🫦

Got to work and realized I’m wearing two different shoes, so it’s going to be that kind of week, huh?

Feeling frisky this AM.

Rewatched Drop Dead Gorgeous and while some of those jokes did NOT age well (yiiiiiikes), it still hits. Plus, that cast!

New Jade album AND it’s #fcf? It’s going to be a good weekend.

New Jade album AND it’s #fcf? It’s going to be a good weekend.

Finally finished Andor, Season 2 and y’all weren’t kidding…phenomenal storytelling.

Would really love to live in some precedented times, ya know?

Sunday Funday off to a good start! 💪

Rough week, so #fcf ready

A sweaty #monochromemonday

Enjoying those #fcf of yours, gents ;)

Space Camp for #PtownCarnival

Overcast today, but the lighting at least makes my tan look good.

Magical Ptown evening

Another #Ptown beach selfie

Is my 🍑 ready for a vacation? #humpday #jockstrap

Fully packed four days before I leave for Ptown. Can you tell I’m eager for a vacation?

Made new friends at Big Muscle (😈) and ended my night with a pizza to myself. Successful Saturday!

Big Muscle ready. #dore #dorealley

Should have posted this for #humpday ;)

‘Once & Again’s BILLY CAMPBELL?!’ I screamed in excitement during I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Felt a little cheeky at the gym today

Working my angles. #mcm #monochromemonday

Trying something a little different (a photo with a shirt on)

Easing into #fcf

Went a little nuts with the Criterion sale!

This 🍆 montage on tonight’s #RHOM is why I love this show.

Had to squeeze in leg day #humpday

Five weeks until a two week stint in Ptown. Truly unable to focus!

My morning commute is delayed 40 minutes so I’m very grateful for y’all’s 🍑 photos to pass the time.

They were serving sheet cake at the SF Eagle and I DEVOURED several slices.

#dorealley preparations #dore #sf

On tonight:

Snapping #jockstrap pics instead of working.

This season of #TheValley has been ROUGH, but dammit if that engagement didn’t get me to tear up.

Just hanging with my ladies.

Survived #Pride with only a mild sunburn- success!