Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

A hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros?! Whatever happened to warmhearted takeover bids?

David Byrne is the American Bowie.

"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder. "Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer. "That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"

The 100 funniest movies and no mention of TV’s The Bear?! Not a valid list. variety.com/lists/best-c...

The fix is in!

“Forget it Murph, it’s Charlestown.”

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Bot George

All of L.A. after seeing the weather app today.

The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.

Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.

Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.

Put on a baseball game. Duh!

Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well: - Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster) - Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor) - Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)

Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon? Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!

No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!

Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.

Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.

Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

Subtly downgrade a band. Khruangbox

It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.

Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!

Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.

Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.

You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.

Wow! www.npr.org/2025/06/25/g...

Dude can't join Mafia because he's half Irish. Ends up eating egg noodles with ketchup.

i wanted to do a joke about the breathalyzer being invented by a guy named Jimmy Breath so I looked it up and this happened

It’s from 1985, but somehow stars Logan Paul, Josh Brolin, and Brit Lower.

A thrilling classic from The Cannon Group! RUNAWAY TRAIN (1985) screens in 35mm today, Friday April 18th, at 2:00pm.

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

LinkedIn: We have a job posting that aligns 100% with your skill sets! Also LinkedIn: There have been 1400 applicants in the past hour.

We’ve merged our daycare center with our room service to keep the little tykes busy.

At 3:02 AM, our slot machines somehow became sentient. It may be best to avoid any “one arm” jokes.

Our very own Chef Maurice has once again been edged out of a Michelin Star. However, his “Chuck Steak a la Maurice” has made the Tri-County finals against Fort Dodge Correctional Facility’s Sloppy Joe.

Our VIP room perks now include pine scented air fresheners, hangers, and NBC.

Santa’s reindeer?

Looks like I picked the wrong month for dry January.

We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata

This weekend, Motivational Speaker Brock Wayne, author of “What the Hell Am I Supposed to Do Now, Linda?!” will be presenting his latest seminar, “How to Move on From Linda.”

We just don't hear enough about the "Larry Crowne" cinematic universe.

Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven? Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.

Liam Neeson’s Rockin’ New Years Eve was not the raucous fun-fest I thought it would be.

Our dinner theater just got a little more sophisticated. Come see David Foster Wallace’s “Infinite Jest” performed by the surviving cast members of “Alf.” (Alf unavailable)

I miss the days when Star Wars fandom was about debating the Kessel run.

If only we as a country had some type of Air Force or powered aircraft so that we could investigate these drones.

UPDATE: If you own a maroon, 2003 Mazda 6, our valet was apprehended with the car in Little Rock and has been given a three-day suspension.