All is well. youtu.be/zDAmPIq29ro?...

During this magical season, let us take a moment to think about the River Side Casino staff present and past. They make your pleasure possible. Follow them. Read their posts. Laugh. Look at pictures of their pets. Have a sandwich. go.bsky.app/4yomz8H

Bankruptcy is never fun... Unless it’s “Bankruptcy! The Slot Machine,” where you can strike it rich with a row of Chapter 11’s.

I refuse to attend the Met Gala until the theme is "Casual Friday."

Word of caution, that’s not a Ronnie James Dio hologram in the lounge, it’s actually his poltergeist.

Honored to be on last night’s Jeopardy!

We’re proud to announce that River Side has been named one of the Top 50 regional casinos located on or adjacent to a smelting factory.

This guy is one of my favorite follows. Never disappoints.

Now that it's no longer a secret, who knows? Nice goin', Gizmodo!

I really hope it wasn't a Roomba.

Dems should get rid of their donkey/jackass political symbol and adopt the honey badger moving forward.

Little known film fact: David Lean's "Lawrence of Arabia" was shot entirely on a soundstage in Burbank.

The Bills should also fire Chuck Schumer.

Pearl Jelly

The Pitt should get a special award for putting out 2 seasons in under a year (in addition to being awesome.) #ThePitt

RIP Bobby! youtube.com/shorts/hvFv2...

Escalate any disagreement by saying “here we go” whenever someone starts talking

A hostile takeover bid for Warner Bros?! Whatever happened to warmhearted takeover bids?

David Byrne is the American Bowie.

"I really hate all corporate spokespeople," said Pearl Jam singer Eddie Vedder. "Even the harmless Progressive lady?" asked the interviewer. "That's correct," said Vedder. "Even Flo"

The 100 funniest movies and no mention of TV’s The Bear?! Not a valid list. variety.com/lists/best-c...

The fix is in!

“Forget it Murph, it’s Charlestown.”

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Bot George

The universe may be 14 billion years old, but it could easily pass for 10 billion.

Italian family chooses cannolis over guns.

Hopefully they’re BBQ scented.

Put on a baseball game. Duh!

Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well: - Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster) - Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor) - Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)

Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon? Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!

No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!

Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.

Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.

Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

Subtly downgrade a band. Khruangbox

It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.

Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!

Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.

Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.

You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.

Wow! www.npr.org/2025/06/25/g...

Dude can't join Mafia because he's half Irish. Ends up eating egg noodles with ketchup.

i wanted to do a joke about the breathalyzer being invented by a guy named Jimmy Breath so I looked it up and this happened

It’s from 1985, but somehow stars Logan Paul, Josh Brolin, and Brit Lower.

A thrilling classic from The Cannon Group! RUNAWAY TRAIN (1985) screens in 35mm today, Friday April 18th, at 2:00pm.

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

LinkedIn: We have a job posting that aligns 100% with your skill sets! Also LinkedIn: There have been 1400 applicants in the past hour.

We’ve merged our daycare center with our room service to keep the little tykes busy.