Just a friendly reminder that Universal calls the monster "Frankenstein" as well: - Bride of Frankenstein (clearly referring to the monster) - Frankenstein vs The Wolf Man (the monster, not the doctor) - Abbot and Costello Meet Frankenstein (again, not the doctor)

Me: I need a pair of gloves. What are your top brands, Amazon? Amazon: That would, PLFGORZ, XPLOMK, and THUBPIK!

No one expects a Spanish Exhibition!

Looking forward to Miller Lite’s Christmas in a 40 oz. bottle.

Dr. Frankenstein to the monster’s stylist: I think bangs would look really cute on him.

Was just telling a friend that I hoped to travel the world like Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet.

Rob! Rob, it’s Marvin! Your cousin, Marvin Zombie!

Subtly downgrade a band. Khruangbox

It’s the 21st of September and that can mean only one thing… 867-5309.

The GOP did a much better job of expressing outrage with Obama's tan suit than the Dems are doing with Epstein.

Can't wait for this one to hit the Vegas sphere. Gonna be 💯!

RFK Jr. sounds like Martin Short doing a Katherine Hepburn impression.

Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.

Can we please take a moment to remember the hundreds of people most likely killed when the Galaxy Quest spaceship crashed into that parking lot and convention center.

You never know what meme will pop up when walking down Hollywood Blvd.

Wow! www.npr.org/2025/06/25/g...

Not to worry, folks… Schumer’s drafting a strongly worded letter as we speak.

Dude can't join Mafia because he's half Irish. Ends up eating egg noodles with ketchup.

i wanted to do a joke about the breathalyzer being invented by a guy named Jimmy Breath so I looked it up and this happened

It’s from 1985, but somehow stars Logan Paul, Josh Brolin, and Brit Lower.

A thrilling classic from The Cannon Group! RUNAWAY TRAIN (1985) screens in 35mm today, Friday April 18th, at 2:00pm.

YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY, SIR!

LinkedIn: We have a job posting that aligns 100% with your skill sets! Also LinkedIn: There have been 1400 applicants in the past hour.

We’ve merged our daycare center with our room service to keep the little tykes busy.

At 3:02 AM, our slot machines somehow became sentient. It may be best to avoid any “one arm” jokes.

Our very own Chef Maurice has once again been edged out of a Michelin Star. However, his “Chuck Steak a la Maurice” has made the Tri-County finals against Fort Dodge Correctional Facility’s Sloppy Joe.

Our VIP room perks now include pine scented air fresheners, hangers, and NBC.

Santa’s reindeer?

Looks like I picked the wrong month for dry January.

We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata

This weekend, Motivational Speaker Brock Wayne, author of “What the Hell Am I Supposed to Do Now, Linda?!” will be presenting his latest seminar, “How to Move on From Linda.”

We just don't hear enough about the "Larry Crowne" cinematic universe.

Jeopardy Contestant: Who is Beethoven? Ken: I’m sorry, the correct answer is… Hoobastank.

Liam Neeson’s Rockin’ New Years Eve was not the raucous fun-fest I thought it would be.

Our dinner theater just got a little more sophisticated. Come see David Foster Wallace’s “Infinite Jest” performed by the surviving cast members of “Alf.” (Alf unavailable)

I miss the days when Star Wars fandom was about debating the Kessel run.

If only we as a country had some type of Air Force or powered aircraft so that we could investigate these drones.

UPDATE: If you own a maroon, 2003 Mazda 6, our valet was apprehended with the car in Little Rock and has been given a three-day suspension.

Doing some soul-searching about how you got to this point in your life? Our existential crisis line is now open intermittently between 3:00 - 4:40 AM. Ask for Jay!

These guys are a fun follow!

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was guessing that the card I was holding was the 3 of clubs.

Trying to teach kids about the source material so before Wicked I made them watch Wizard of Oz, The Wiz, and all 6 seasons of Oz.

Alright algorithm gods, do your thing. As HST once said, "When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." Film and TV writer looking to connect with: Writers Producers Actors Musicians and music lovers Film and TV makers and workers Comedians Directors Other weirdos!

We do not offer "floor nachos." That was an accident. But we're glad you all enjoyed them so much.