I highly recommend spending some time practicing your monologue for the moment you get to destroy your ultimate nemesis clarity of communication is everything of course

"Christmas" has always been about lights against the Dark whether it's Christian or pagan

So everyone's watching the 60 Minutes that was supposed to be banned and everyone who knows how PDFs work can unredact the Epstein files, it's like the Christmas spirit has irony poisoning this year

Having no responsibility but making nice foods and napping is divine

Good night or good day, wherever you are. :)

In my family a shoe potato was considered a blessing and could disuade the rats from biting you for almost a day

Thank goodness @darthbluesky.bsky.social isn’t awake to hear this

Happy Festivus Eve! See y'all on the flip side.

OMG, Joseph Kahn is on MSNOW opining about CBS spiking a story. You know, Joseph Kahn, the executive editor of the fucking New York Times!

On Sunday we are picking up this girl kitten. I've never had a Siamese before, but our current cats are very vocal. I'm so excited and the Cat Distribution System or CDS has done it's job.

Phoebe is very cute. Mina is onto us lol.

That $270 million he spent on the 2024 campaign is really paying off.

it's comforting knowing the military will be relying on an ai system that is updated at the whim of a ketamine addict based on random tweets he sees

But Russia wants peace, or so they say. Never believe a word of that nonsense.

I have recently been forced to understand port terminology and seriously this 16th century terminology is incredibly awful both descriptively and for the reasons described below (Misleading) Terms of (Ossified 400 year old Nantucket/Liverpool slang) art

@jasonanarchy.bsky.social Ok look I'm anarchy averse so following you is leap

the spiked 60 minutes story has made it to my very offline 73 year old parents.

Y’all wasn’t there 🙂‍↔️🩵

white wash

The good guys are winning

Cool how we are smuggling domestic news in over the border from canada and people having to share it on bulletproof hosting providers to stop the government and media owners taking it down

52% disapproval among white people seems like a notable problem for a party with a one-issue platform of white supremacy.

literally fuck anyone who doesn’t see at this point that it’s an organized nationwide effort to make trans people unemployable. every trans person they push out of public life is a win for them & a whole hell of a lot of cis people need to start stepping up and saying fuck off to freaks like this.

"Two Rabbits with a Sled' (1894) illustration by celebrated English author Beatrix Potter #Womensart ❄️

Sometimes Cracked commenters used to get mad when I mentioned in an article that I was Chinese, and accuse me of bringing it up to get attention and look special. But statistically that's the least special thing you can be

Schumer and Jeffries are the bad asses ya’ll wanted from Progressives

A few years ago there was a woman who posted something along the lines of “so I went on a date with a guy and he just sent me a wheel of cheese???” I think expecting everyone to go wow what a weirdo but instead everyone was like “u should marry the cheese man”

@mcgranahandle.bsky.social Happy holidays my hobo

please do not let crazy grampa watch sci-fi before he takes all his meds

Ok, who gave crazy sociopath grandpa Lego while he was watching Hunt for Red October You know how he gets *excited*

LOL. If a Tesla could float and shoot various weapons madly in all directions. (Oppositional) Defiant (Disorder) class.

ELE!!!

These are extinction event political polling results The GOP salted the earth and expected an Eden

Forcing half the millennials and half the Gen x together into one age bracket just to watch them fight.

PG&E is probably the worst utility in the United States And trying to municipalize a portion of their grid will actually make matters worse Grids aren't designed around physical boundaries, heck there may not even be a control center (the brain of a distribution grid) inside the city boundaries

the looker looks

troll account -> @esmereldea.bsky.social These are their sock puppets:

So, Jessica Pishko lied about Democrats not protecting trans kids bc 1% of House Dems voted wrong, just like on the trans athlete bill, which all 47 Senate Dems killed via filibuster. When called on it she wouldn’t admit she was wrong, but made bad faith claims, ended up on “genocide,” & blocked me

This reminds me the main reason Maureen Dowd came to despise Hillary Clinton almost immediately upon her arrival in DC is that Hillary did not invite Dowd to a party.

The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect

I kind of like this whole “We won’t buy your liquor but we will air your state-suppressed news stories” niche that Canada’s apparently carved out.

The instrument that one would use to measure this level of failure is called a Bariometer

Try me, bitches.

And the very act of doing it yourself makes you better at your job I was asked to be on a company AI evaluation team, so I had two interns summarize the same kaw, one using AI Then I quizzed them about their reports; the AI intern understood and remembered significantly less than their counterpart

Television executives like having their Christmas vacations interrupted, their mergers derailed, their flagship news shows humiliated while losing ad revenue as the scandal spirals

I feel partially responsible for all of this. I got a monkey's paw for Christmas a few years ago and wished that, if I must have enemies, that they all be stupid and incompetent

Matt Yglesias consistently treats net zero as if it’s some arbitrary goal that activists want, not a goal that scientists say is necessary to preserve a livable planet for all. He so badly wants a solution that sounds "reasonable" that he's willing to ignore and dismiss scientific reality.

This is the kind of thing that derails a merger