This is how you know Vance is just a Catholic for show. Makes the church money? Sure. But if you’ve ever seen how a Catholic priest lives, you’d know how hilarious this take is.

Between the medal for ants and his weird facial expressions, I 100% thought this was AI

Cc: Canada Post

This would be prime Jimmy Carter territory (if only)

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

the CBC livefeed is hilarious

That sound you hear is an entire country waking up at the ass crack of dawn on a Sunday to watch Olympic hockey

"Smith is the most dangerous politician in Canada, launching an agenda not only of fear and greed, but one that seeks to undermine the country, its federal structure, and its spirit of tolerance and compassion. It is nothing short of evil, and it must be fought on all fronts."

Evergreen reminder that Jivani is very close with JD Vance and his toxic rhetoric should immediately clue you in to his intentions. He’s been positioning himself to succeed Poilievre since the last election — don’t fall for it.

Regardless of how much LLMs advance, AI slop writing fundamentally has no soul and never will

Never meet your heroes

“The Epstein class” is an absolute bar.

Whomst among us

Can't I just be a fkn PERSON, it's so maddening and exhausting. Can't my daughters just be PEOPLE who do work and move through the world, and not objects for men to talk about and look at and make decisions about based on their faces and bodies?

gooooood morning! I have rents between $1018 and $2030 available for adoption today. Let's keep on keeping people out of eviction court! You can dm me on signal asiniiwiikwe.72 if you would like to pay someone's rent.

Epstein is like the Forrest Gump of evil

From: Jeffrey E Subject: idea for gOT helo did u get scripped for finel season?

This whole administration is just an early 2000s toxic teen drama set in the White House.

…anyone else suddenly remembering the second season of True Detective and the secret parties with drugged women and blackmail surveillance?

human needs are universal we all need food and shelter society is a cooperative we’re stronger together all children deserve love liberty is everything

“I’ve read stories of folks rounded up who were seeking asylum with no order to leave the country, no criminal record, and consistently check in with authorities. Literally no reason to be rounded up. Surely we aren’t helping do that?” How are these people real

(Dude suddenly stops pushing his broom across the floor of the Death Star) Does this look like a big laser to anyone else

You may have voted for him. You may have supported what he said Operation Metro Surge was going to be. But it’s okay to say you changed your mind. It’s okay to say he’s gone too far.

Fingers crossed that calling it “ice hockey” will be a red line for Alberta separatists

Charles Yang of Time for Three absolutely slaying me. I would lose my mind if I heard this live. Even crappy phone speakers made me scream and cry.

I'm not going to ask if you're doomscrolling. Everything is hard right now. But you still need to eat some food, drink a glass of water, as well as time to rest and recover. Try not to stay up too late tonight. Sleep deprivation will make everything you need to do harder, including helping others.

"What can Democrats actually do?" - Vote against funding for ICE and DHS - State that any ICE officers who commit crimes under Trump will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law - Encourage cities and states to refuse to cooperate with ICE - Explain ICE is part of Trump's tyranny

lol to this loser thinking Canadians wouldn’t do the same en masse

genuinely stunning image

“[Lecanemab] is administered through intravenous infusion, and ongoing monitoring, typically via PET scans or MRIs, is necessary to ensure safety and effectiveness.” It’s patently obvious that the US President has been diagnosed with cognitive impairment and is being activity treated for it.

I genuinely think boycotting the World Cup is some of the strongest leverage the Europeans have.

Gotta remind yourself not to cry when you see the kid's signs. It's negative -25°F and tears are dangerous. "LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!" "ICE GIT OUT YA FUCKIN DUMBIES 😡"

Every member of this administration has such loser energy

James Baldwin: "The children are always ours, every single one of them, all over the globe; and I am beginning to suspect that whoever is incapable of recognizing this may be incapable of morality."

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

I truly hope you or your loved ones are not among the people who are suffering or experiencing a worse outcome while waiting for care in an Alberta ER and/or hospitals. However, if you are/were, please consider sharing your experience - use the form at the bottom of this story. #AbHealth #AbLeg

This is one of the sharpest analyses of international affairs that I've heard from a Canadian leader - or any national leader - in a long time. And I suspect he wrote the main bits himself. paulwells.substack.com/p/the-carney...

In a speech to the World Economic Forum, Mark Carney says middle powers such as Canada must accept that the rules-based international order is effectively dead, and great power rivalry with is here to stay. Key excerpt:

I just watched a “psychic medium”’s 2025 predictions that were basically a right-wing fever dream and it was honestly a much-needed reminder how much has not gone their way. 🧵 Among his predictions:

Glad we finally settled that Russian Collusion question …

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.” it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

All the stories coming out about the helpers in MN are so heartening. A lot of good souls out there.

so pretty soon ice will have deployed every officer they have to minneapolis and the thing to do then is cut a huge hole in the ice in a big lake and have bugs bunny dress up like a lady and stand behind talking all "help help rescue me from all the foreigners!"

“My ancestors died so you could wear that fucking mask!” What a rally cry.

The CBC has just posted a transcript of my recent As it Happens interview about X and Grok. I’m posting a couple of screen shots here - since they are a bit too long for alt text, I’ll post the link to the full transcript below. #cdnpoli #X #Grok #yeg #CSAM

Beautifully written and full of love, this piece was the perfect antidote to a week heavily warped by destructive hypermasculinity.

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“Emerson does not have a mother today because one of you murdered a woman in cold blood yesterday.”