Somebody ask Ye who owns tik tok

Ban Israel from UEFA. Ban them from FIFA. Ban them from the World Cup. Ban them from Eurovision.

Sister Mary Jane can make me sleep from singing high notes

Odd, how we can’t afford to give Americans healthcare, but we can afford to drop $200,000,000,000 on Argentina with a moment’s notice.

I love that the FBI now releases evidence from crime scenes that with the same energy as dudes claiming the Starbucks barista wrote a mean name on their coffee cup but when investigated it turns out they wrote it themselves.

Atlanta was an underrated show. We should have talked about Atlanta the same we talked about insecure.

Love when young 20 yr olds think I’m one of them.

Said we got each other back and then you put the knife in it like the kitchen drawer.

Hakeem Jeffries voted for Charlie Kirk Day but still isn’t sure if he’ll endorse Zohran Mamdani. This is why the approval rating of the Democratic Party is lower than Trump’s or the GOP.

Hindsight is a bitch

Thinking back on my early 20’s is bittersweet

Thought I found the girl of my dreams at the strip club, mm-mm fuck it I was wrong though.

The media’s missed the real story: right wing rhetoric has gone from inspiring violence against Democrats like the MN lawmakers to conservatives not deemed right wing enough. Instead the media got sucked into the right wing blame game and now @wsj.com and @theguardian.com are walking back coverage.

I cited actual Kirk quotes where he calls Black women less intelligent, demonizes me for being Muslim, & dehumanizes LGBTQ people—& his supporters are upset at me for “speaking evil of the dead.” If quoting him is “speaking evil” maybe ask yourself why you followed someone who believed evil things.

Anti intellectualism and incomprehension will be the downfall of this nation.

Even worse sports teams doing moments of silence. Democrats making statements. Even members of DR King’s family making statements. Yall should be ashamed.

Shameful world we live in treating Kirk as some sort of hero. Flying his body around using tax payer money.

Flood the zone bro

Democrats not even realizing they have the ammunition to cause serious damage to the right wing eco system right now.

Why are pool vacuums so expensive?

When they go low, we go lower and remind them why that shit will never happen again.

People have real selective outrage. Y’all remember “meet the grahams” or we choosing to forget?

If a MF came up off my name calling me a pedophile and talking crazy. Just know I’m not doing no chatting with anyone about right and wrong.

“Success is a series of small disciplined efforts every day” @profgalloway.com

Okay book #2 let’s do it

Somehow Gen X and millennials have produced the most helicopter parents ever.

Wow. Who could’ve guessed the party that’s led to country to a recession every time they’ve been in charge in the last 40 years would lead the country to a recession again?

What’s wild is we’re still early in the pain. Tariffs haven’t fully hit, and the tourism drop plus worker shortages from immigration crackdowns are just starting to bite. The best part? Trump will ensure the government stats will stay positive no matter how bad reality gets. 🙃

So I fired my bathroom scale. Next I'm gonna fire the nutritional label on a pint of ice cream.

You had potential, I could have shaped it.

Told me about all your insecurities for what?

Learned yourself though me

That dove women’s deodorant commercial starting to hit

Oh wait…. So yea that was the last one.

If he fires commish of labor statistics this will be the last real jobs report to come out.

2 possible outcomes here.

US economy ⏳

It is time that Democrats not only match what Republicans are doing with gerrymandering, but exceed it. Every Democratic controlled state needs to be looking to redrawing their maps -- not to gain 5 seats like in TX, but cumulatively 15, 20 or 30 seats. We must use every tool available.

Bought a bag of candy at the store. Threw it out before walking into my house.

This is really disturbing.

Anytime Corey Booker speaks it’s performative. Not a substantive bone is his body.

Why is the GOP's propaganda so effective at promoting right-wing misinformation and normalizing fascism, but the Democratic Party only cares about criticizing socialists and undermining left-wing views?

We all blame the Republicans. Done. Which wins the midterms, solutions to the problems they created ? Or no solutions to the problems they created and exclusively blaming the Republicans ?

Blood in the water

Overly focused it’s far from the time for rest now.

Damn a banger in the middle of summer. Gonna be hard to suppress this one.

Damn so Chuck Mangione was a real person this whole time. RIP

Europeans really chilling because it never went above 82 the whole time I was there.

First workout back in this American heat😅