Not sure what I'm going to do with my life once I finish A Parade of Horribles

SIGN OF THE DAY…

vulcan nerve pinch youtube tutorial

I don’t think it’s fair I have to pay almost 5 bucks a gallon just because a bunch of dudes who weren’t hugged as children got their hands on some power.

#DnD Advice: Be careful not to introduce invasive species on your interplanar travels! A few loose seeds in your boot could mean that the next adventurers to the Shadowfell are stuck dealing with a plane completely choked in English ivy.

#DnD character idea: A tax auditor who is following the rest of the party to ensure that they're declaring all of their adventuring income.

My players loved the ending to Curse of Mike. #DnD #TTRPG

red alert won't turn off

Though I suppose that'd make my familiar easier to carry.. #DnD #TTRPG

Pretty sure they're Strength, Dexterity, Constitution, Intelligence, Wisdom, and Charisma.

Not canon but this is totally canon. Dr Soong loved his sons almost as much as he loved his own jokes.

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A couple weeks ago some of my students were giving each other very specific insults. (I believe there were several insults comparing me to librarians and single cat ladies.) They challenged me, and I knew they (juniors & seniors) were doing it all and good fun.

Soooo apparently a student I taught last semester is wanted for murder.

Final count: 4.5

Times the Dungeon Crawler Carl series has made me bawl my eyes out (I'm in the middle of book 5): 2

#DnD advice: Dungeon bosses don't necessarily need to be the most qualified monster in the adventure! Maybe their dad knows somebody.

Capable as a motherfucker. 💪🏻 Happy May Day!

I am currently OBSESSED with Dungeon Crawler Carl. Just started book 4.

One of my favorite episode of STAR TREK: DEEP SPACE NINE

Garak and Georgiou

Sometimes I'm reminded my ex husband exists and I want to scream into a pillow.

Sometimes people ask for fic recs with pairings/triads/etc with character combinations that seem to have been pulled out of a hat.

"What does God need with a starship?"

Being the bigger person isn't enough I need him to know two different students roasted me when they saw him

FallsCon day one is down and I am tired. Can't get to sleep but definitely need to given that I need to be ready to go by 8:45.

#DnD Character Idea: A Warlock who pacted with their patron on a dare after playing with a Ouija Board.

#StarTrek #GoodFriday

Day 3 of inserting "Weird Al" Yankovic into a Star Trek screenshot #WeirdTrek #StarTrek #StarTrekTAS #WeirdAlYankovic

Be relentless against your enemies, but be ready to show mercy and grace should the opportunity arise to turn a foe into a friend. People can change, and honor is a path through the complex landscape of life, not a fence to keep out trespassers.

This...this is amazing.

Do not live in constant fear of being wrong. Don't berate yourself for erring. You may regret past mistakes, but a true warrior knows that if you learn from them you may one day be grateful that you made them.

Man I'm just feeling all kinds of off right now.

In true chronically online fandom culture, ao3 made virtual buttons for this.

Bless whatever beautiful human beings came up the the April 1st version of scryfall

Overheard at the doctor's office: "You know she doesn't like boys, she's a lesbo."

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What the fuck is wrong with you people? (affectionate)

Turns out Esika players scoop to turn 3 Blood Moon #mtgbrawl

I have randomly remembered that The Gathering Storm, Chapter 39: A Visit from Verin Sedai exists. One of the single best chapters in WoT. Oof.

Who needs hard drugs when you can live the high of stabilizing at 5 or less life? #mtg #mtgbrawl

man is a product of all the people that he ever loved, and it don't make a difference how it ended up

Why in heaven's name do I have 17 copies of Data Raven?? #netrunner

It's kind of funny when women I grew up with come up on my social media. A bunch of them are conservative Christians with 2-4 kids. And then there's me.

The story for the #netrunner Ashes Cycle was fantastic; I loved all three runner characters.