Worry not, I have a matching number of Hedge Funds! #netrunner

My time has come

This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.

#DnD advice: Writing a murder mystery adventure? After they find the body, throw a bunch of random unrelated clues and weird NPCs at your players. Their most convincing guess is what actually happened.

Teachers don't sleep extra on breaks because they're more tired than usual. They just sleep extra on breaks because the cumulative exhaustion has been there the whole time, but you couldn't let it out until now.

Starfleet's main design criterion is number of deltas per square foot.

Man not to look a gift horse in the mouth but something ain't right here.

Top of the horn to you

#netrunner playing the hits

This series is hilarious. "We're deep in the pretzel now!"

Star Trek is a very serious sci-fi show exploring space and the human condition. Also Star Trek: it is very important we beat these Vulcans in a game of baseball.

Do I have enough copies of Sure Gamble? Probably not, this would only be enough for 7 runner decks. #netrunner

Man we got hot bearded Anthony for like 10 seconds we have been deprived.

Star Trek is a very serious sci-fi show about exploring space and the human condition. Also Star Trek: “remember that time Troi was a cake??”

Student: Can you unblock chatgpt? Me: No. Student: Pleease? I'm not using it for homework I promise. Me: *skeptical* Student: I just ask it to write episodes of <show> for me! Girly pop that is just fanfiction. You have discovered fanfiction. Me: Nope.

They’re passing a voter ID law where the only valid IDs are Star Trek Deep Space Nine trading cards by SkyBox. And if you bring in this card, you get an extra vote.

The longer I teach the more I realize that teaching is very much like a toxic relationship. Iykyk

The last two years I have handwritten nearly 200 individual notes for my students. The first year I did it, it made me realize how little I knew some of my students.

Me looking for my will to live:

I'm having one of those days where being a subpar cog in a broken system is more than I can handle.

The line "She was a non-active member of the Order [of whatever] and did not fight" is pretty mid. I said what I said #dramione

I'm so tired of not being able to ask my students to do any of their own work because they use AI for everything. It doesn't matter what I block.

It’s tea time😌☕️ #bridgerton #fanart

Christian Bale Packs 50 lbs of Bananas Up Ass to Star in GG Allin Biopic thehardtimes.net/music/christ...

Age verification? I remember when magazines had folded edges with perfume samples in them.

- Mother of Runes - for my Secret Lair Artist Series. #MTG

Attending an Anti-ICE rally; need a sign? You have my permission to print these. Theyre drawn at 8" x 10". I dont know how well they'll scale. Ive already been asked if im selling them - not currently. I ask, If you can, please donate to help immigrant rights groups or the families harmed by ICE.

Exploring a tomb is an ideal first date. Rick and Evie from the Mummy!

You heard the lady. 🖖🏻💚

There are some who will hate you for who you are, for no reason other than you do not conform to their small minded notions. Do not let them sway you! You are a warrior, a person of honor and courage, not a puppet who bobs on the strings of their prejudices and bigotry.

did captain picard lead the x-men

"If man is to survive, he will have learned to take a delight in the essential differences between men and between cultures. He will learn that differences in ideas and attitudes are a delight, part of life's exciting variety, not something to fear." ~ Gene Roddenberry

I think my favorite thing about #StarfleetAcademy 1.06 is the shot where they focused on Captain Ake's boots as she was walking out. Mama dragged out the shoes you know it's about to go down. #mahfeelz

WHO BEAMED MY TACTICAL JORTS INTO THE oh here they are. Ok. Then I just need WHO BEAMED MY TACTICAL CROCS INTO oh I’m wearing them. Right. Say, Ensign, do you think warp fumes cause memory loss? Follow-up question, who ARE you?!?

I made the mistake of reading the news last night and couldn't go to sleep for an hour and woke up this morning trying not to throw up.

I'd like to point out that I have neither of these documents.

Tendi heard there were going to be bad bunnies at today's sportsball event. She determined to cuddle every one of them. ✌🏻

Hahaha got another psych diagnosis I be wracking up those letters like Reading Rainbow

When it hits 50°F (10°C) in September vs when it hits 50° in February

You'd think this would be management 101 but alas, that is not my experience.

Ensign, it’s Monday, I haven’t slept due to Coach Gowron’s Tactical Training Program, and you’re TELLING me that Quark has LOCKED up the COFFEE?! So, what I hold here in my hand is something called C4, and

WHO KEEPS BEAMING MY LUNCH THREE KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME

Turning Point USA to Air Alternative Super Bowl Where Patriots Win thehardtimes.net/culture/turn...

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them

Have you ever been dragged away mid-rant outside the movie theater at two in the morning because a movie misused the word "evolution" or are you normal?