"New rule: I don't have to be funny anymore. Because, in fact, I never was."

I really hope debt collectors have the decency to feel like utter pieces of shit because of what they do to others. I really hope they feel like garbage for nickel-and-diming hard-working people who are struggling for money that these corporations don't even NEED. I really hope they hate themselves.

I don't think most if any shows like this with a live audience charge for tickets, but you piqued my curiosity and apparently they've had to make getting tickets to this show more difficult because Bill Maher sucks so much that they were regularly getting protestors into the audience lmao

I have the best wife ever.

Republican Senators even now drawing straws for who will have to object

Much like homophobic, transphobic, ableist, and fatphobic "jokes", jokes and insults that rely on things like "your family doesn't love/abandoned you" let adoptees know what you think of us, even if we weren't your intended target. Y'all are so casual.

hey, did you ever blow bubbles when you were younger? trump did and he misses him. i wonder how bubbles is doing after all these years

I swear to God I will punch the next person who calls a wallpaper a screensaver.

I've never seen ChatGPT think for this long, this many times. I am really putting it to the test in trying to decipher something I've encountered.

If Pam had married Roy in "The Office", she'd be Pamela Anderson.

Not only has WWE promised to increase ticket prices, split up their content over 4 different streaming service, and gave Saudi Arabia a WrestleMania before England or France... they made the WM announcement on 9/11 of all days. Saudi Arabia. 9/11. WWE. Do with that what you will.

This quote from Steve Shives sums this thing up perfectly: "I'm not going to celebrate his death. Because I don't want to live in a country where people are routinely gunned down. That is my country, and it's that way MOSTLY BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE CHARLIE KIRK! But I'm not going to celebrate it."

Actually this is libshit. He spent a decade fermenting stochastic violence against people in society, it is entirely natural for his own enemies to see this and then respond in kind.

When you publish a website that posts the names and photos of scholars who have written or said things you disagree with and encourage people to surveil and harass them, you are not, in fact, a “free speech” organization.

If fascism came knocking at the door, centrist liberals would get angry at you for leaving it outside in the cold and try to let it in, and their reaction to Kirk's shooting proves this. I've seen WAY too many "just for disagreeing", "just for his opinions", and "just words" for my liking.

Let’s honor Charlie Kirk’s death by demanding the release of the Epstein files.

I keep pointing this out, but the venn diagram of rightwingers who are aghast at Kirk's death and rightwingers who thought it was a hilarious funny joke when one of their own tired to beat Nancy Pelosi's husband to death with a hammer is a circle.

These are calls for mass political violence, against all Democrats. They openly call for the bombing of "Democrat" cities and for the jailing or killing of Democratic politicians. They are from some of the most influential voices in right-wing politics. Will anyone say anything?

Charlie Kirk's pronouns are now was/were.

Ohhh no you don't, Microsoft. You're not bricking my computer AGAIN.

Damn. I solved 50 Wordle-style puzzles in a row. I've never played Wordle before lol

ChatGPT 5 does what I fail to do regularly 😅

Me: [breathes wrong] Unreal Engine: [crashes]

MULLIN: There was a sweetheart plea deal that was struck in 2009 under Obama TAPPER: No. It was 2008. The US attorney was Alex Acosta. He was a Bush appointee. He went on to become Trump's secretary of labor M: Who was in office at the time? T: Bush M: No. Obama was in office TAPPER: Not true

I beg you all: Please, DO NOT give one single penny to Wikipedia! Wikipedia was sold ages ago. It is an anti-rights, anti-LGBTQ+, anti-Palestine, racist, ableist (and a long etc) fraud and platform of misinformation. A thread with receipts! 🧵🔥 Please share! Please tell your friends and family!

“I’m against pedophiles no matter their party affiliation.”

We are watching in real-time as an administration and an entire party attempt to cover up the single most notorious child sex trafficking ring in modern history in order to protect their leader being implicated in it

Gotta love capitalism.

How are you gonna offer literally HUNDREDS of free assets, then abruptly ban people temporarily for "too many requests"? Christ almighty, just upgrade your servers, you make more than enough money to do so, Epic Games.

If you’re feeling uneasy, it’s probably because we now know we live in a country built on the blackmail of a dead pedophile who is Too Big to Fail, so Congress has to go home for a couple of months to figure out how talk about it without defenestrating the president and collapsing the economy.

Remember, Hulk Hogan wasn’t just a racist, he was a Mega Racist Here is the dress code from his bar. See if you can find a pattern

TOGETHER 😤

He fucking sold out Jesse Ventura when Ventura tried to unionize WWF wrestlers, Hogan ratted to MacMahon. Piece of shit through and through

Look, you can say a lot about Hogan's legacy: he was racist, he was terrible to his colleagues, he put himself above other people, he firmly believed in the supremacy of white people, he was a bad wrestler, his life was a net negative for society. That's it. That's the post.

Hulk Hogan died. Hey, at least whoever's in charge of reality made up for the passing of Malcolm-Jamar Warner and Ozzy Osbourne.

South Park is getting canceled after this lmao.

it's never been about antisemitism

Joey did a 180 so hard the Lolita Express had to re-calculate its flight path.

Release the Epstein Files I don't care who's on them RELEASE THEM

For the Epsteinth time, an 'underage woman' is called a CHILD. Thanks for coming to my Pred Talk.

This is absolutely true: the boundary between "housed" and "unhoused" in America is brutally porous. Millions of people are one rent hike, one missed paycheck, one medical emergency away from homelessness. And there's massive investment in keeping that reality hidden.

The Trump admin will start sharing with ICE the personal info of nearly 79 million Medicaid enrollees. That means ICE will have access to a database that includes the names, addresses, birth dates, ethnic and racial info, as well as Social Security numbers for all enrolled in Medicaid.