#Whales are conscious breathers—surfacing every 5-15 minutes, while deep divers like sperm whales can hold out for 90 minutes. When one emerges, leaving a #rainbow in its wake, it's pure #magic

they should pussy that tastes like cilantro

i can’t believe the Z train is Helly R…

@samreich.bsky.social good day. i am the current director of the peasant cast at the new york ren faire. it has come to my attention that you were once one of us (via The Downside pod). if you EVER want to return to the shire, we would welcome you with open arms and a gorgeous maypole. huzzah!

orpheus. is not allowed to look back at eurydice. #severance

Let’s fix that for you…

me at approximately 11:20pm every day

El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

i’m not gonna lie, crew. i kinda miss ed teach so much i want to throw up

Wow, what a beautiful day to inject exogenous hormones for the purpose of transing my sex and gender

i wanna fall in boy gay love and get girl gay married is that too much to ask

learning to sew is going very well

unsleeping city is so perfect because of Course the voice of the people of new york is an older black man, of Course the voice of the dreams of new york is a young troubled trans man, of Course the person tasked with preserving the history of new yorkers is an immigrant of Course of Course of Cour-

Monarchy speedrun is already at “meddlesome priest,” pretty good time

thank you for asking the important questions

Stephen Sondheim: these costumes are absolutely spectacular, but I feel like the wolf is ,,, missing something The Assistant Costume Designer for Into The Woods, Who Just Consumed 300+ Hour’s Worth of A/B/O Smut: I Know Just The Thing …

Let Them Come! There Is One Gonzo Yet In Moria Who Still Draws Breath!

My god...that's the king's sigil

algorithm come to meeee i love our flag means death good omens dimension 20 transgender memes lgbtq nature cryptids over the garden wall spongebob gen z bullshit ikea larp renaissance faire lord of the rings the hobbit fantasy wizards gnomes dwarves hozier the oh hellos neurodivergent stuff dogs

Whoops I gave them depression again. By bad.