i swear to god i’m being punished for something because why have i gotten food poisoning NOW when i am supposed to go to rhys’ show tomorrow 🫠 if i don’t feel better by tomorrow night i am going to scream

if you have a moment, pls check out this FREE GAME my friend helped make. it’s about alternative communication methods for non speaking friends at summer camp! it’s SO cute and inclusive and lovely and i feel like a lot of my moots here would enjoy it. it’s available on steam FOR FREE!!!

okay but watching jackson wang pull a beautiful woman from the crowd to sit her down on stage to dance and sing for her and let her touch him. i was like. am i watching a fic happen in real time right now.

jackson wang the man that you are. this was more of an experience than a concert i am just so in awe of this dude 😭😭😭

going to see jackson wang in concert tomorrow and my partner's friend hooked us up with VIP tickets last minute. holy SHIT dude HOLY SHIT.

so nobody informed me that DMing is EXHAUSTING and i am pooped after an afternoon of Having To Pay Attention To Every Single Thing And Making Constant Decisions™️

Trans day of every tabloid shuts the fuck up about us forever. Trans day of let us have our healthcare and leave us the fuck alone. Trans day of tearing down the panopticon. Trans day of let us control the narrative instead of deferring to some cis sexologist's hallucination.

help i work in donor relations and i got a call at work, i answer expecting it to be a donor, instead it's a random man telling me that birds communicate through frequencies like microwaves, he knows how to talk to animals and we should ask him for help with saving the environment. i'm speechless.

prepping for my very first time DMing next week and i’m!!! so excited!!!! i love d&d 🥹

the new D20 campaign being vampire themed THEY DID THIS FOR ME.

✨Pirate Queen✨ (Just a quick little paint tonight)

i hear the whump goblin whispering in my ear

meant to write a spicy scene. wrote some stuff. now it's hurt/comfort. what the fuck

HELP i just overheard my landlord (who is a therapist) say to someone on the phone, "Today was Gay Man Day! All of the clients I saw today were all gay men!" 😭😭😭

what do u do when the (benign) cyst you spent $500 to remove suddenly decides to just... grow back 🙃 like dude AGAIN???? IM OVER IT

Fuck the inn, right? 💁‍♀️ #ofmd #ofmdfanart #ourflagmeansdeath #gentlebeard

goddamn, I HATE applying for jobs, but it is a relief that the last job i got was 6 months ago so i know my resume is solid 😅 just these goddamn cover letters piss me off, and then on top of that they ask you the same questions in the application that you already answered in your cover letter.

𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝑰𝒍𝒚𝒂. "His name is Ed" has lived rent free in my head forever and I thought hey, I could use this for my current braincell freeloaders 🏒 So here's the OFMD x Heated Rivalry edit nobody asked for. Song: Peter Peter - One Soul #hollanov #gentlebeard

how your email finds me

ok i’m petting him

i’m seeing twice in a few hours IM SEEING TWICE IN A FEW HOURS!!!!!!!!!

we ran into so many other HR fans in the tunnel and it actually was so cute !!! WHOLESOME GRAFFITI EVERYWHERE

wife is dragging me around to the heated rivalry filming locations & i love her so much, she’s so happy even tho it’s freezing

every year i forget that ofmd has the same birthday as my partner lmao😭😭😭 happy birthday to the two most important things in my life ☺️

EVERY DAY WITHOUT OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH IS ANOTHER DAY SPENT IN HELL.

feel like pure shit just want her back

i'm actually going to lose my mind i finally finish a gruelling work day and i can't even read fic THIS IS THE WORST TIMELINE

the fact that i’m still expected to work a 9-5 when the world is objectively insane is ridiculous

growling at ao3 being down right when i was in the middle of reading a multichapter fic and i cant click next chapter GRRRR

i may not be super active atm but just know i do be thinking about gay pirates

Can we talk about how cute Stede is in 1x2 trying to walk in the forest in his high heels

🎉day 600🎉 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

looking at the timeline of my contract, around now would be when they’d extend it if they wanted to keep me but i haven’t heard anything 🙃 guess i better start job hunting again 😭

the ofmd fandom spoiled me for fanfic truly cuz every ofmd fic is a masterpiece meanwhile in a new fandom im scraping the bottom of the barrel for decent reads 😫

getting called out by the CEO in an all staff meeting for not having my camera on was not on my bingo card for this already terrible week 🙃

sometimes i read a fic and see the characterization of a character and im just like … 🫥 did we even consume the same media

hey this is a reach for my demographic on bluesky but PLEASE if you or someone you know is interested in buying TWO tickets for the Twice concert in Hamilton ON March 6th PLS DM ME!!!!!! they are good seats and we are willing to negotiate the price!! #twice

hey this is a reach for my demographic on bluesky but PLEASE if you or someone you know is interested in buying TWO tickets for the Twice concert in Hamilton ON March 6th PLS DM ME!!!!!! they are good seats and we are willing to negotiate the price!! #twice

i hate when it's a public holiday and i WANT to be using the day to rest but in fact i HAVE to use it to catch up on chores. the horrors never end

met an absolute diva today at the aquarium 🐙🌈

valentine’s day is also my cat’s birthday. she’s 6 years old today. currently she is sleeping in my lap (she rarely does this). sometimes life is okay 🥰

do vampires have to shit, if their diet is just blood? do they need to drink water too? if they don't, do they even piss? i have a lot of questions about vampire bodily fluids

RHYS DARBY STARRING AS THE HEIR TO A VAST CHEESE EMPIRE IN THE 19TH CENTURY WHO STRUGGLES WITH PERFORMING MASCULINITY. CLOSE ENOUGH WELCOME BACK STEDE BONNET

i dont need drafts. my posts come straight from my ass to the timeline, no second thoughts

Fanfiction doesn’t exist to be “good” it exists because something went horribly wrong with you while you were watching a tv show and you’re gripped by madness

i very much enjoy watching a guy encounter horrors beyond comphrension. And also independent films succeeding at the box office. #art

wip wednesday and its the grumpy vampire's first time learning that it's ok to say no and not everyone is out to get him 💔 Astarion makes me have shrimp feelings i s2g

i love writing fic for only myself and the 1 reader who comments on every chapter. that’s the good shit right there.