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"this piece of media has gross stuff in it" man damn that sucks, did you talk to your mom about how the parental controls aren't working

this is the moment OFMD got me

my sister just sent me a video about a diver removing hooks from sharks mouths. girl you’re late that was my whole inspiration for The Scenic Route!Ed Teach YEARS ago 😌🦈

i swear to god i need a bigger place im so tired of my cat taking a huge shit and it stinks up the entire one room apartment

my landlord is away for 10 days and is letting his 20something son stay at the house. i’ve already complained to him once about the noise level yet it’s once again 4am and i cant sleep because the guy has his friends over and they act like nobody can hear them. BRO OUR BEDROOM IS DIRECTLY BELOW YOU.

i am still online, just drifting from OFMD. in case you're interested in what i've been up to lately in life: - in between jobs currently - got a gym membership yesterday (!!) - playin a lot of video games (bg3, tomodachi, peak, etc) - trying to get into junk journalling - i still love sharks btw

been over a year since i last wrote any ofmd fic, i rarely come on bsky, but still not willing to admit to myself im past the ofmd obsession🥹

Ed took "You missed a spot." to heart. No freckle goes unsmooched now. Lots of love to @alittlevelma.bsky.social for adopting this ancient sketch! Nice to work out some feels on it tonight. 🧡 #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

me: i am finally going to do the thing ive been procrastinating for months the thing: *goes terribly wrong* me: see i KNEW i should’ve waited longer to do this

Ok, now that we’ve had a week to think about it, here’s another, more S1-ish fix it (as the last one was desperate and had issues…but let’s be honest, so did the “season”.) #GoodOmens

doing important document shit gives me so much anxiety. like why am i sick to my stomach about applying for a new passport. its not a big deal but it IS

do you wear fine things well? have you worn fine things well? will you wear fine things well? when will you wear fine things well?

My loves, I super need to add to my to-do list to fill up the old coin purse! If you've been wanting an excuse to boss me around a little now's a good time! I'm happy to negotiate these prices a bit. Just DM me (or comment here if you can't) if you're interested. Thank you thank you thank you! 🧡

Lots of people I follow are still showing as following him, if you didn't unfollow before you blocked him, you'll be on that list

parter took the tomodachi life cartridge with her for her weekend away at her parents. i had just added izzy and frenchie to my island,,,,, i yearn for the miis

power bottom astarion and gale’s obligatory purple strap (original post date: april 2024) [ #nsfw #bg3 #galedekarios #astarionancunin #bloodweave #heartbR34ksART ]

protecting my peace by pretending good omens 3 didn't happen

mii!Ed just said he's thinking about how he and mii!Stede should have a baby. theyve been married ONE DAY

glad im not deep in the good omens fandom anymore because i feel like this ending is going to split people apart worse than ofmd s2 did #go3spoilers

ok i just finished so #go3spoilers my initial thoughts are just very ... empty idk i dont even know how i feel!!! i know its a product of ne*l not being involved for the finale but it does feel so completely different from s1 and s2, the vibe was just Off to me ... idk i cant explain it right now

Crowley kissing the fingers back 🫠 #go3spoilers

SEATED FOR GOOD OMENS 3 IM SHAKING IM SO NERVOUS FUCK!!!!

It’s past midnight here, so IT’S GOOD OMENS 3 DAY TODAYYY!!!

between good omens 3 and iwtv 3 and tomodachi life and all my fav groups releasing new albums im so overwhelmed with content thank god im unemployed now so i can enjoy it all (but also cries in unemployment)

Critically: You must INTENTIONALLY REQUEST expedited processing by including a letter with your citizenship request explaining your situation, along with supporting documentation.

YES my ed and stede miis are dating SOMETHING IS FINALLY GOING WELL ON MY ISLAND

losing my damn mind bro. Astarion confessed his crush to Crowley despite me telling him not to, Aziraphale burst in to say HE has a crush on Crowley, and Crowley ended up choosing ASTARION. DESPITE ME SETTING AZIRACROW AS PARTNERS FROM THE BEGINNING

“Ed, did you just kiss me?” Ed laughs fondly, strokes his thumb over Stede’s cheek. “Yeah, Stede. I just kissed you.” Perfect month to share art I did for my last RBB! @dekaarios.bsky.social wrote us such a lovely story. 🥹🧡 archiveofourown.org/works/573114... #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

i present to you: my tomodachi ed teach

astarion and crowley is the crossover i never knew i needed. they’re bonding over immortality. tomorrow i will be adding ed and stede

partner made me in tomodachi life and naturally i became obsessed with the shark.

Kicking off #MerMay with a throwback to Shark Ed!!

Other characters are great and all but none of them are Edward Teach

i have been influenced to buy tomodachi life (buying a physical version with my partner so we can split the cost and both play separately) i am so thrilled to populate my island with ofmd, gomens, bg3 characters, and kpop idols. ultimate crossover incoming

"To love the sea as she must be loved, requires change." Buttons' words were never far from Ed's thoughts. He and Stede changed many times over the years. Existing, loving, ever n ever evolving. Retirement was no different. Circling each other... onto the next. #omfd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

Ed likes tidal pools. Likes watching the little worlds go about their little world lives. He likes the sea spray on his face, cool and salty. He likes the colors and the peace. Inspires him to be quiet. He loves the merman that glows and brings him sweet kisses. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

me: just minding my business, living my life someone: uses the phrase “the scenic route” me: 🥹💕🥰✨🦈🏝️💗✨🥰😍🦈✨💕🏴‍☠️⛵️🥹🦈💗✨

day 666 of posting a picture of edward teach every day until we save ofmd:

I want to offer some chibi commissions! 20€ per character for style A, 15€ for style B ❤️

Stede was meant for adventure and laughter and big feelings... like the confessions he sealed away in tiny bubbles. Like love. The Bonnet crown could suck eel eggs in hell. Ed was out there. Waiting just for him. #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmdMerMay

F is for flag that brings us together! #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

FROM THE MEAN STREETS OF PAKURANGAAAAAAAA

Black tip reef shark 🦈 #art #sharks

There's a place just beyond the meeting of ocean and river where Stede likes to watch the pretty silver-haired fisherman be really terrible at fishing. #OurFlagMeansDeath #ofmd #ofmdMerMay

vision of femstede with a braid

the last 2 days i’ve had ubers scheduled for 4:30am (horrible i know. this is the unpaid work weekend from hell) and both times they’ve been EARLY. like no this is the ONE TIME i do not want my ubers here fast!!!! i just woke up!!!!!

ed is having an absolute blast lmao 💃