Finished the Halo Reach campaign.

Reach just keeps coming with the hits

JORGE NOOOOO

Maaate what do you MEAN they have a Star Wars Battlefront 2 ass space battle in Halo Reach

I'm speaking completely without thought, only vibes, but Halo Reach might be the best shooter I've played.

Playing D&D means you, the party's designated Tumblr sexyman, gets sexually harassed by a major villain while cross-examining her during a kangaroo court.

They will punish me for what they did to you BUT EITHER WAY IT'S ALL MY FAULT CUZ I MADE THE MAN WHO LAID HIS HANDS ON YOU AND I WOULD TEAR HIM DOWN BUT I FEEL LIKE A DEAD MAN WHAT CAN A DEAD MAN DO?

Log onto Roll20. Immediately reminded we're in the courtroom arc.

No idea what the man is saying the camerawork and theatricallity is going hard and that's all that matters.

This will be my first time hearing Bad Bunny's music. I've only known him as an actor lol

in light of today's "The Big Game", it is my pleasure to report that avgn's football rant is highly compatible with laura palmer's theme

Purple Rain came on the radio.

All these 'gatekeeping art' baby-brained AI dipshits must be gen Z or younger, because they clearly never had the benefit of Neil Buchanan, pictured here as your new sleep paralysis demon.

I STILL BELIEVE

Dude I saw the Halo Reach punch animation where you flip and catch the pistol and I yelled without thinking "oh that is so slutty."

I am two voodoo rangers deep while playing Halo Reach. I am regressing to a 2000s era teenager shit talking the covenant and I love it. I love the monster I have become.

Playing Halo Reach for the first time (I know I know) and this game kinda has the sauce from the get go huh

Bought Cheyenne and I tickets to see American Football. youtu.be/RDyU1uHyBqQ?...

Can we just get an Honor Among Thieves sequel?

It finally happened.

The worst part about this sickness is that only one side of my throat is sore. How the fuck does that even work?

This is who runs this account

I have been in bed for the last 16 hours suffering from the flu.

Chainsaw Man crazy good this week

What do you mean Epstein's plane was called the Lolita Express? That's like driving a car with the license plate PEDO-1.

ACT II - the Father of Death is legitimately a 10/10 album and I will not be convinced otherwise.

I've been saying "nah what's this motherfuckin' thang, the Saturn burger?" for the last two days

ME: yeah could i get the impossible burger with cheese. THE VIZIER WHO'S BEEN ADVISING ME: ahh, an excellent choice sire. an imitation of the genuine article. there are some "friends" of yours to whom it bears a passing similarity ME: you want anything VIZIER: [chuckles] what i want is of no import

Primal continues to be GOATed

I hate this but Jeffrey Epstein is evil Forrest Gump

If more people learned this about media and kink, I think the world would be a happier place.

Me: yeah idk how to design this major villain for the campaign beyond generic evil wizard Brain: Dr. Will but his robot masters are flesh golems.

Party encountered my favorite monster yet: the cnámh-briste, aka Benny Bonesnap. It finds children playing in the woods and breaks one of their arms. The child naturally runs back home to their parents. The monster follows them. The household gets devoured!

You don’t understand man it’s literally that

The party upon realizing they've been wearing tracking devices to assist the Empire this whole time.

'CoD has microtransactions because of jeffrey epstein' alright imma head out

Guy said he bought Wii Sports at Wal Mart for $60??

Won two games of commander

Car needs new tires. The check engine light is on. Today a headlight died.

NO FUCKING WAY

Bought a copy of Bubsy 3D

jinjo’s bizarre adventure

Rewatching the Ted show.

Laura is a Side A/Track 1 all-timer

My posts keep leaving the containment field.

An uncle, who is usually inactive on social media, is posting conservative points on all my mum's Alex Pretti posts today, and she clapped back with "oh I see your Facebook algorithm is working today!"

It's been a whole year since Perla passed. She is still sorely missed.

I love how Primal just does whatever it wants with its setting. This show about a caveman and dinosaur? Yeah it also has magic now. One episode we'll have a zombie virus. Don't like that? There's demons now too. Fuck it, why not?