It's very important we start saying Diddy Kong's full legal name.

Lots of characters sounding like Idris Elba over here

Got mine yesterday and saw this first thing in the morning

Finally after years of waiting we will learn what the Upside Down "is"

I, a fuckin dumbass, ate outdoors at a cafe and got up to get a napkin, came back to see a bird eating my food, and ate the food anyway. And immediately was like “oh that was probably not a good idea” and started googling around for info.

It really is the most lively track on the whole thing

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I am, once again, the oldest person at the Lorde concert

I’m sure this is just the WSJ taking some easy digs at Biden but I like to imagine him at Comic Con with a bunch of 8x10s staring at his phone while the Hawk Tua girl is 10 feet away with dozens of people lined up

Analysis | To get himself back on the air, Jimmy Kimmel must call for the execution of homeless people.

WGA Statement on ABC’s Decision to Pull Jimmy Kimmel Live!

Imagine going back in time to 1999 and telling people that Jimmy Kimmel would wind up a flashpoint for free speech “Did the feminazis take down The Man Show?” “No! Actual Nazis got into the US government!”

its kind of insane that we’ve been forced to watch rightwingers openly celebrate and taunt everyone over the death of people like trayvon martin for over a decade now and now they’re trying to grandstand over the one time it’s personally affected them and political project

coates is genuinely a generational writer

This may explain why there’s an aggressive response to people who merely post Kirk’s own words. It threatens the existence of the alternate Kirk - the motivational speaker that had been marketed to young kids and white Christian groups through selective quotation & clips.

Cat threw up, got it all over her fur and face and, uh, seems like she wants it that way?

Now that we’re on the (evidence-less) “he was roommates with a trans person!” part of the narrative I’ll say that I’ve roomed with a lot of people over the years and I could barely get any them to pay utilities on time, let alone kill a guy

I was listening to an old Casey Kasem American Top 40 (I find this soothing these days) from 1985 where he told the story of Wendy Carlos, who scored The Shining and Tron, and her journey to becoming trans. Casey got all the pronouns right and it was presented as a slice of life, feel good story

Them working to generate a pogrom against trans people

Already moving on because Kirk’s killer wasn’t the left winger he claimed.

Do I not have an accurate understanding of how big bullets are? Is my handwriting freakishly big?

yeah everything points towards this shooter being an internet poisoned weirdo

Listen they have a few months before release for a dedicated Direct but they are actually showing disturbingly little about Metroid Prime 4. I’m getting worried now #Nintendo

This Nintendo direct is pretty good but when they announced Virtual Boy coming to Switch online I laughed so hard it echoed all over my house

This is such a funny element to the Kirk eulogizing: they can’t describe him the way they’re describing him *and* show clips of anything he actually said or did

It would be nice if someone could point to something other than “he had a family” as a reason to mourn Charlie Kirk. Just something constructive or even nice that he did with his time on earth. (Congrats to my child-rearing friends who are apparently free to be unrepentant shitheads)

What if he canceled his golf game because he’s thinking of getting into basketball

I have a baseline distrust of YouTube explainers unless the person is old as dirt or looks like the went to school for the topic. Seen too many videos where the person is 25 and is describing something I was present for or have a degree in very inaccurately.

is this illegal

While I don't support its cancelation, I do think it's funny they made a TV show about the Lakers and ended it right when they lost to the Celtics. Boston wins again

WWE needs to pay their talent more. I know this because they just launched thousands of dollars’ worth of fireworks in broad daylight

Was catching up on Stardom’s last PPV and I think they inspired my cat to try to get the toys she knocked under the TV stand

Is there some kind of weird ass right wing trade off where WWE gets to do “God Bless America” instead of the national anthem in exchange for sending Triple H to the White House or something? #summerslam

Ok well guess I’ll have to reconsider that “Chicago Sky 4 Lyfe” tattoo

I’m 1/4 into the new Mal Devisa album and my hair (so to speak) is blown the fuck back

Think we’re getting close to the tipping point where most of the memes my friends are sending me are AI generated on both the “cute animals” and “funny thing I saw” ends! No buenon

And now begins the part of the year where I try to juggle the #NJPW G1 and #Stardom 5-Star GP. Apologies to AEW and WWE. I’ll be watching Summerslam and saying “I bet the build for this was fun” #wrestlesky

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Life has conditioned me to believe this Epstein thing ends with Trump coming out and being like “and so?” and then Congress and the DOJ say “you’re right” and it’s over

If the WNBA in fact provides no value to its owners and can't work as a business, why did so many people just pay $250mil to start a franchise?

Lotta people also keen to shit on Coldplay when they have the second highest grossing tour of all time. Statistically some of you are liars

Kind of a boring one, as I still like Fireball, but I remember feeling like it was a minor documentary for Herzog. I’m sure he’s done far worse I haven’t seen yet, though (got 2 boxed sets to sift through). Fitzcarraldo’s just an all-time favorite

not everyone in society needs to have taken philosophy 101, but imo our dogshit discourse around AI suggests that it probably should have been mandatory for the elite classes

People are super keen to side with the executive class as soon as female athletes demand higher pay

To be honest, I haven’t trusted Stephen Colbert ever since he conveniently abandoned all his right wing views as soon as he got hired to host a network talk show

Has anyone told Trump that releasing the Epstein files would hurt Bill Clinton? If we can frame it in a way that plays to his instincts to be a spiteful hater we might be able to get around his instinct to protect himself

Love when a government agency throws down a zen koan right when i need it most

It doesn't. But here's why: Silicon Valley tech bros, unlike the titans of industry before, no longer have tangible products & services to sell. So they must sell ideas, hypotheticals. It's literally all they have. They're modern-day snake oil salesmen and the entire world is their mark.

Joe Tessitore: And I’m going to introduce my cohost, someone who’s had arguably more impact on the *literal* evolution of women’s wrestling than anyone…… Me: Darwin? [Stephanie McMahon’s music] Me: Oh #wweevolution