We know this is an anomalous timeline because instead of writing TTRPG rulesets, Brandon Sanderson was erroneously diverted into becoming a fantasy novel author. Possibly by rogue neutrinos.

There's nothing wrong with liking Sanderson's books. The fulfillment you feel is but an echo of your satisfaction in the primary timeline where you are using the unnecessarily detailed magic rules to make a cheesy pog, as was always intended.

Do i believe this? It hardly matters. These are takes

Harlan Coben writes books like this myfox8.com/news/north-c...

This article is incredible. Brilliant writing harpers.org/archive/2026...

Any chance to repost this classic Busta Rhymes moment

any MAGAs who are glad Amber missed the podium are about to learn Some Things about Alysa and she is going to enjoy their tears

what a triumph this is for weird gurls who love themselves. 😭😭😭 #MilanoCortina2026

Huge day for women on skates

IT CAN'T END IN TEARS MY DARLING NO #MilanoCortina2026

ami's like

everybody's hugging, everybody's crying #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

omg they're so cute, these hugs are making me feel the joy of human kindness #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

wow 9th in the free? what the hell #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

Just got teary-eyed watching cool-hair frenulum-pierced lol goofball figure skater Alysa Liu absolutely crush it to the Donna Summer version of "MacArthur Park"

The margin for error in figure skating is so brutal

I mean there really is something to be said about setting your final skate, at the Olympics no less, to Edith Piaf’s “Non, je ne regrette rien”. Absolute baller move. ⛸️

ami looks so slow compared to kaori, and she's not slow! #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

oh kao ♥️now i'm tearing up too. i'm going to miss her so, she's always been one of my faves #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

she's got those deep soft knees--she wouldn't fall over if you pushed her. she's like a weeble wobble #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

also i LOVE the pearl collar. gorgeous dress #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

kao is so beautiful. just every single line, movement, step--perfect #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

her coaches are losing their shit lol #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

I never get tired of seeing Alysa twirl on the haters of joy #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

well they're going to have to bleep that on the broadcast tonight XD #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

disco is her vibe #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

who's having the most fun out there? alysa #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

I AM EXTREMELY EXCITED TO SEE ALYSA she doesn't have to be lifted onto the podium anymore ♥️ #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

my god this is a flashback. the movement, the lines--everything cookie cutter #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

who is gubanova's coach? #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

wow you guys weren't kidding, ghost the musical SUCKS #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

gubanova does the russian Drama Eyebrows (like medvedeva and zagitova) #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

i wish gubanova's dress was just squiggles instead of faces, but i really like the vibe if it was just abstract #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

mone looks so anxious all the time #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

it is so lovely to see mature, polished, artistic skaters out there #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

also i love alysa's messy ponytail ♥️ #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

kao is still and always PERFECTION #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

gorgeous gorgeous girls #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

alysa's dress is GLORIOUS #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

love to see my loena looking happy ♥️ #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

are we still giving bonuses for rippon arms in the year of our lord 2026 #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

she looks happy and she should. that was beautiful. really nice stsq #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

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i hate isabeau's hammer toe but her extension on the landings is almost pair-girl-throw-level #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

lookit isabeau #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

Uhhhhhhhh, in 2016 you say

A new paper shows that less than 2 months of exposure to Twitter’s algorithmic feed significantly shifts people’s political views to the right. Moving from chronological feed to the algorithmic feed also increases engagement. This is one of the most concerning papers I’ve read in awhile.

lord I have seen what you have done for others

Amber Glenn says you will NOT disrespect Sofia Samodelkina. On your feet, people! #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Amber Glenn's triple axel today was MONEY. SWISH. LOVE IT. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️