Get in the chair, Yuma! Take your throne! #WorldFigure

jesus fucking christ, Gogo!!! His season has been absolutely mind-blowing. Are we sure he's a Canadian man? #figureskating #WorldFigure

#WorldFigure I hate the artificial division between 'technical ability' and artistry. You have to have technical ability (e.g. holding edges) or you can't *do* the artistry. There's more to 'technical ability' than being able to rotate a lot in jumps.

good morning, skating fans. i appear to be AWAKE. and so is adam hagara! 😲#WorldFigure

😘😭 #WorldFigure ⛸️

i come home to catch the rest of the women’s free skate, turn on the teevee & am presented with . . . torgashev. :/ #WorldFigure

ducking my head in to wonder how/why marjorie & zach chose the numbers 90 & 19 respectively for these costumes. 🤔#WorldFigure

good effing job, swedish matrix babies!! i am awake now! (literally. i napped through the first group of pairs.) #WorldFigure

THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!! DENISS!!!!!!! "More people are on their feet for that quadless program than any other." Mark Hanretty understands fans far better than the ISU with their worsening ideas for how to promote the sport. #WorldFigure

Torgs still needs to publicly apologize to Jason for his Twitter crashout #figureskating #WorldFigure

ugh! i slept in and missed donovan!!! at least i’m here in time for deniss. #WorldFigure

LET’S GOOOOOO #WorldFigure

"Being a fan of Amber Glenn is both exhilarating and exhausting" A-FUCKING-MEN, Mark Hanretty. So fucking true. #WorldFigure

I can't believe Kristen Spours of all people did not withdraw #WorldFigure

well! i’m barely awake & i don’t know shit about what’s been happening in figure skating land since the olynpics, but i am sat for #WorldFigure

Yes we absolutely can

I am so full of feelings right now. Absolutely crushed for Kaori, thrilled for Amber and Ami, sad/happy for Amber, did I mention crushed for Kaori? #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026

She did what she wanted, ate what she wanted, styled her hair how she wanted, got the piercings she wanted. She didn’t play by any ice princess rules and she’s the OLYMPIC GOLD MEDALIST #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating

Really wish they’d let Kaori have a moment #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

what a triumph this is for weird gurls who love themselves. 😭😭😭 #MilanoCortina2026

Sigh…. I love women

I will not celebrate a young womans failures I am better than that I am better than the evil people who put her in this position she deserves happiness and success and I want those things for her. But I want them for her somewhere else. Not here. #MilanoCortina2026

Whenever someone skates to Carmen I hear Dick Button saying “Hundreds of year of music to choose from, and all too often they end up with Carmen” #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating

that was so fucking endearing that wasn't a mistake judges that was just amber being peak amber #MilanoCortina2026

Amber Glenn to the haters: SUCK IT! #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

I need people to stop mentioning women jumping quads to me

I still can’t believe we’re calling it SharkNaki when Lara Sharki Gutmann was right there. #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating

SharkNaki ate the boat and the rink today. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

(i am Watching, but i’m at my friend’s house & it’s hard to simultaneously Explain Things AND tweet.) #MilanoCortina2026

Stop the clock with Amber Glenn's triple axel. Nothing else happened after that. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

Listen…Amber is better in comeback mode anyway. #MilanoCortina2026

Finally, pour one out for the skaters who injured themselves trying to keep up with the Eteri girls (who were doping) and are no longer able to compete.

Anyway, it's always a good day to say "Fuck Eteri."

we’re in the home stretch, fs moots! (because that’s who has truly suffered & endured this insane olympics: us, on our couches, tweeting fingers at the ready, lol.) #MilanoCortina2026

I’ve never seen “Ghost: The Musical” and thanks to this figure skating season I never want to #MilanoCortina2026

Fun fact: Annika Hocke is actually part Disney Princess #MilanoCortina2026

“I think I broke my nose. It’s just something else, add it to the list.” - Deanna #MilanoCortina2026

Deanna is so fucking amazing. I wanna be her when I grow up, and I’m already older than her. #MilanoCortina2026 ⛸️

for a second there at the end, ioulia turned into a joyful child sittin’ down on the ice in front of the world. 💖 and it wasn’t just her—michal’s smile was also a highlight. #MilanoCortina2026

Quick score gap references to pay attention to as the event unfolds: Hase/Volodin: 80.01 Metelkina/Berulava: -4.55 Miura/Kihara: -6.90 Conti/Macci: -8.31 Stellato-Dudek/Deschamps: -13.97 The gaps are not insurmountable! #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

The feeling of seeing Deanna in the first warmup group of the free skate is the feeling of this Olympics #MilanoCortina2026

it's time to unplug figure skating and plug it back in again, what on earth is going on. #MilanoCortina2026 #FigureSkating

Exactly! This is Don't Drop That Lady™! He didn't drop the lady! That's a win by itself!

Danilova & Tsiba to the Dutch fed: SEE?!?! #MilanoCortina2026 #figureskating ⛸️

it is TOO SOON to play "It's Raining Men." Have some respect for my PTSD, arena DJ #figureskating #MilanoCortina2026

sui/han i will always love you. YOU DIDN'T DESERVE SUCH A ROUGH COMEBACK SEASON god take all of sui wenjing's pain and give it to guillaume cizeron #MilanoCortina2026

that was much less terrifying to watch than earlier in the season, but it’s really hard to enjoy watching skaters when you feel like at least one of them is out there against their will. #MilanoCortina2026

what do you mean there's more skating today brother i am still reeling from the men's free #MilanoCortina2026

my fave part of the event: misha's coach whispering in his ear that he just made the olympic podium and his full 10 seconds of buffering #MilanoCortina2026