So what if we checked men’s sperm upon entering the country? If it’s viable then clearly they’re a risk, right?

Rabbit, rabbit Where’d you put the keys girl

Be cool like Piper Gilles and Emilea Zingas and donate (CW: SA) This survivor deserves justice

Fuck SCOTUS, and fuck the ISU and USFSA while we are at it.

Damn, ISU, can’t I even get out of bed before you ruin my day?

Why is “owlpope” not accepted? Surely the owls have a pope!

What do you mean abolishing ICE is not doable? It was created in 2003. There are Missy Elliot songs older than ICE.

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Seeing all these notable figure skaters on the signed list is just so uplifting 🥹 I hope it makes a difference, or at least makes some waves about this horrible policy ⛸️

Ahh Loena. We’ll always have our nights at the clerb. May your retirement be joyful ⛸️

In Baltimore, taking the kid to see The Breeders, because she needs to up her 90s street cred.

if you see this, post a pic from your device with no explanation

Name a TV show you’re positive nobody remembers but you.

I just realized Skate America forgot Kevin! #GPFigure ⛸️

It’s #GPFigure assignment day! Focusing my thoughts on #GPUSA aka #SkAm since that’s the one I’m seeing live…. ⛸️

Hi, we saw you from across the bar, and we'd like to give you health care.

Awww I love seeing people happy. Congrats NYC!

Is this a good time to mention that every time I see "USMNT" I think of "U.S. Mutant Ninja Turtles"

Evan Bates outlives his own career. Also, this is quite a photo choice.

Could apply to so many things. In this case #ReformtheISU

Going to Skate America is really just my excuse to visit…

Dead baby, dead baby, lesbian. Every episode of Widow’s Bay is a gem.

I’ll have sweet dreams tonight with this under my pillow.

Do a solid and help this pretty grey kitteh and his wonderful human out!

That’s it. This is the team. ⛸️

Rabbit rabbit

Post a fictional character that you relate to a little TOO much

I feel bad for the people visiting from developed nations, they’re not used to our primitive ways

Widow’s Bay is so so good! It really checks all my Twin Peaks, LOST, Dark, Yellowjackets boxes, and still manages to surprise me and get better every week. It’s also funnier than you think it would be. A perfect escape!

Tori will be playing in Lithuania for her last stop, home to notable citizen Allison Reed! My picks are pretty much the same as the last stop, so maybe I’ll get some points! Will: Crazy, Horses Want: Baker Baker, Pandora’s Aquarium Bonus: Iieee Secret bonus: Professional Widow #toritour

Y Kant Tori Read will not be performing at the Freedom 250 concert series.

Having such FOMO for this, as we already have plans with Olivia Rodrigo that night. Ironically, I could walk to this festival, whereas I have to trek into the Heart of Darkness (DC) for Olivia. Best of luck to everyone trying to get tickets though; it looks like the presale is a massacre!

Story of my life

Tori plays in the land of Deniss Vasiljevs tonight, aka Riga, Latvia! My picks, which guarantees they will NOT be played: Will: Iieee, Pandora’s Aquarium Want: Crazy, Horses Bonus: Baker Baker Super Secret Bonus: Shattering Sea #toriamos

It’s the final 3 shows of the European leg of the #toritour! We are in the Baltics, aka those small but mighty figure skating feds. My picks for Tallinn: Will: Crazy, Don’t Make Me Come to Vegas Want: Enjoy the Silence, Fast Horse Bonus: Gasoline Girls Secret: Jamaica Inn

Every day is a new variation on What The Fuck Is This Shit

Upon further review, I’ve not seen Winter live since 2014. So yeah, I’m overdue!

Fine, I will skate with Sara Conti…

Finally some positive ice dancing news!

HARSES HARSES HARSES

“Girls you gotta know these days which side you’re on, Greenland, which side you’re on.”

president ocasio cortez is going to have to send in a hazmat team to forcibly remove the entire family from the bunker

Loop, Toe Loop, Flip, Lutz, Salchow and Axel

People expecting some retirement announcements to be made soon. Just a reminder, Michelle Kwan never actually announced her retirement 😉. #FigureSkating

So Kaori Sakamoto announced her marriage at her retirement press conference

Tori says HRT for menopause! She’s right; DO IT!! Everyone should have access to the medications they need to feel more like themselves, whatever the reason.

Was she advised to lose weight????

Starr Andrews / Daniil Parkman! Andrews and Parkman? Starniil? Andman? Either way we end up saying it, I’m excited for them! ⛸️