If they hadn’t burned all the witches and midwives back in the day, we’d probably know more about perimenopause and menopause right now. We know fuck all about a condition that half the population goes through because men are a bunch of plonkers* *not all men** **but most of them

We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over

Alysa is the embodiment of letting impulsive thoughts win 🤣

Alysa 🤝 Mone sustaining running edge into a spiral after a jump in a Donna Summer program #GPF #GPFigure

jumping as if usa had free healthcare

Not sure what costume reveal I hate more, already-half-out Michaelangelo or Tits Out For Jesus #GPFigure #GPF

Dealing with husband’s cut finger in the ER, and I get this text from the kid. So sad to be missing live skating! Anyway, believe suvivors #GPF #GPFinal

first time I've been sad bsky doesn't have an algorithm because how did it take a month for this to show up on my timeline

C‐walk x Lori x Yuma = 🤌

First snow of the season in Washington DC ❄️ @capitalweather.bsky.social

you know what this is valid and true and it was actually so right and good of the skating gods to cancel kaori's and amber's opening jumps bc now they will go into the olys uncursed. i will cling to this thanks #GPF #GPFigure

Semi awake and ready for some 🍐 🍐 with my coffee ☕️ #GPF #GPFinal

Remember guys - it's a full moon tonight so make sure you REALLY mean it before you do any figure skating related witchcraft

Wow, everything is really white

sweet holy fuck i am in shock. yuma in the lead by 10 points. AND I THINK TO MYSELF WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD #GPFigure #GPF

Awake and ready for some pairs! Apparently the graphics team is napping #GPFinal #GPFigure

Plotting out how to still get at least 8 hours so I don’t have a meltdown AND be awake to watch the #GPFinal live #GPFigure ⛸️

In a world of Torgs, be a Jason Brown and raise money for charity.

Rabbit rabbit

Yeah I have FOMO. Fear Of Meeting Others.

This is too real

Well this just made my day 🤣

Remember that striking Starbucks workers are asking you not to buy Starbucks right now

It’s the most wonderful day of the year! Reminder: it’s not hoarding if it’s books…

Father Lucifer you never looked so sane You always did prefer the drizzle to the rain Tell me that you’re still in love with that milkmaid How’s the Lizzies, how’s your Jesus Christ been hanging?

A movie that takes place where you’re from

"Epic!" -Mark #FigureSkating #Godfather

It is with immense joy that I am announcing that the legend, the one and only ⛸️ LARA NAKI GUTMANN 🦈 @laranaki-gutmann.bsky.social has joined Bluesky 🦋🤩🥰😍🥳 Spread the word and let's make her feel the full power of our skating community! 💙⛸️ #FigureSkating #GPFigure

Since it's his like 12th Olympics, I'm so here for an Evan Bates OGM.

Olivia Smart is such a goddess #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Flipping your sister’s skirt ❌ Flipping your brother ✅ #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Make the Browns a top US team in this next quad!! I dare you USFS!!! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Raise your hand if you saw the DiCaprio/Danes R&J in the movie theater. I remember Kissing You being very powerful on the big screen. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Friendly reminder! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Rino Matsuike is so lovely. The edge and body control here is 🤌 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

She has arrived #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Finland said you called me bloodbath I’ll give you blood and tears 🤗 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure ⛸️

Awake in time for the men’s final group ☕️🥴 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Every morning I wake up thinking I had seen the craziest shit ever the day before and every day I’m wrong.

What I see when Yuma #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Ugh, fine. I’ll skip yoga for the men’s short. It better not be a waste of my time. Or anyone else’s. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

The only good thing this government has done lately

Heads up MD: ICE at arundel mills mall 🤬

If you are in the Columbia, MD area, you definitely want to visit Queen Takes Book! Such a cozy store, great selection, and a friendly staff 💜💜💜

It would be pretty cool if we all collectively pledged to support indie bookshops whenever/however we could 💕 Depending on budget & accessibility, that could look like visiting them in person, leaving a review, amplifying their social posts, giving gift cards, divesting from mega retailers, etc.

Some thoughts on #SkateAmerica now that I’ve recovered from the drive home. 🧵

YOUR REIGNING WORLD CHAMPION SAID TRANS RIGHTS

My mental state at the end of SkAm 2025. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Logged on to Bluesky from Skate America to see #SkateAmerica is trending. We did it, Joe.