Ahhh, another season of Bolero in my head. #thanksZingNik ⛸️

No hell hot enough

may we all strive to fulfill the promise of the Virginia state flag (tits out, tyrants underfoot)

It’s officially Taurus season 🎉

Ah, a good reason to feel emotions this Tuesday morning

Fucking hell. I’m going to bed early to cry myself to sleep

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I broke my own rule for not watching any performances before my own tour stop (bc I want to be surprised ig) but I did for this and it is STUNNING.

Running away to join the Witch Choir.

Heading into the occupied zone (DC) to hang out with my girl Florence and her machine. The Greenbelt metro stop is so easy! Idk why I’ve been such a red line loyalist.

I am still convinced she played this because Josefin Taljegard retired this week.

Fix your hearts or die.

It looks like an oak tree threw up outside. No wonder my eyes feel like they need to be ripped out of their sockets.

Muhammad my friend It’s time to tell the world We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem And on that fateful day When she was crucified She wore Shiseido Red And we drank tea by her side

That final scene during the credits of The Pitt is everything to me.

We knew it was coming, but I’m gonna miss them 😭

My life rn

Yeah so I cannot stop watching this

So people are being taken away from their families and murdered, and she needs to apologize because a white drunk rapist had his lil feelings hurt? Fuck this.

Ok

I predict tomorrow Leavitt will say something like “The President was joking. He has an amazing sense of humor.” Followed by Trump being like “No, I am Christ.”

@gnielsenart.com the girls have arrived and they are fabulous! Thanks to your art, I can look at figure skating in the offseason 💜

I’m only on page 75 and this book is BATSHIT. Recommend!

Whyyy hast thou forsaken me?! I only got 10 points because I called “Shush” “Hush”? Perimenopause brain strikes again! Anywho, play Wills and Wants - it’s super fun! #toriamos

all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant

And so it begins… Wills & Wants for Sheffield Will: Hush, Silent All These Years Want: Iieee, Pretty Good Year Bonus: Cornflake Girl Check out @songsoftoriamos.bsky.social for more info on how to play along!

Heading into occupied territory (DC) to see the very aptly-named The Last Dinner Party. There’s no better way I’d like to spend the apocalypse than enjoying live music with my kid and a bunch of other queers.

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.

Whyyyy is he still president

my whole feed today

Already anxious for sure. No more needed, thanks!

feel like watching Michelle Kwan's 2004 Tosca step sequence today? #FigureSkating

Stickers and postcards are now on my website!! It took a lot more figuring out than I expected but I've been able to find an option with Worldwide shipping 😁 And if there's any piece you'd like that's not listed just let me know! www.gnielsenart.com/shop/5481877...

THANKS FOR SHAMING ME INTO WORKING OUT THIS MONTH SNOOPY

April Fools Day is CANCELED this year. We have been through ENOUGH

Rabbit rabbit

The kid picked out some tulips on our trip to Wegmans yesterday and I think they look lovely and hopeful this morning. Happy spring.

Wow Caroline Green is me. She wants to do nothing but lay about and watch The Pitt. It’s what she deserves. ⛸️

Current mood: relieved the figure skating season is finally over Mood in approx 6 weeks: disgusted by how long it is until the new figure skating season starts

Anyways believe survivors and fuck Laurence, Guillaume, Nikolaj and everyone else who let this happen

Evergreen

Piper & Paul Wuthering Heights is such a ✨vibe✨. Yes, this isn't a super-trained program, but I kind of liked how it felt looser and more airy. #WorldFigure

I will formally petition for a season of Björk-themed rhythm dances. Let's get weird. #WorldFigure

Better than Timothée Chalamet #WorldFigure

I've posted this lift before, but it's so cool I'm gonna do it again. #WorldFigure

Since I’m staying home on a steady diet of painkillers and nasal spray rather than out in the streets earning my Soros check, I’ll channel my rage towards the ISU and watch the free dance live #WorldFigure