Lara Naki Gutmann

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Holy cats, ⛸️ Grand Prix starts next weekend???? I need to get my act together I am so behind!

“the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa”

The Harvest Super Moon BEAMS over the Bay Bridge. This photo was taken by Kim Kowalewski on Monday night. With clearing skies, you can check out the moon again tonight. Moonrise is at 722p in DC. The moon will be about 98% full. Wear a jacket... it's getting chilly out there!

someone call the etsy witches this is a fucking emergency

As both a Tori Amos fan and a figure skating fan, this is the truest thing ever!

Happy new Tori Amos album and tour announcement day to those who celebrate. In Time of Dragons

Rabbit rabbit

i am firmly on the prefer to read the article side of this divide tbh

They should have Florence + The Machine do the Super bowl halftime show. Let’s have some barefoot witches, that would heal us.

Morning walk

Personally I *do* support utterly uncontrolled immigration. People should be allowed to move where they like. It should be no more difficult to move to Manchester from Iran than from Liverpool (aside from physical constraints re geography and distance)

“It must be nice to be a man and make boring music just because you can.” Florence just resurrected my cold, dead perimenopausal heart 😵

there's a difference between conspiracy theories and "this is too fucking stupid to be real"

Autism does not need to be cured Ableism does The end

Gutted that I’m going to miss Sarah McLachlan’s DC stop because I’ll be driving home from stupid Skate America. Everyone better skate the programs of their lives or I’m gonna have a tantrum!! 👿

Anyway, good luck beating the brand so famously good at PR they bounced back from their products literally being poisoned by a serial killer.

I am far more worried about the rise of fascism than the rise of autism. Can we look into the causes of that?

Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth* A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel” Person watching on tv: well if they say so

What an inconvenient time for the rapture; figure skating season is just getting started!

Donovan restoring my faith in the world, one 3A with high kick landing at a time. #ChineseNebelhorn #SkateToMilano

To those of you brave enough to watch #ChineseNebelhorn #RoadtoMilano I’ll be with you in spirit! 😫

HBD, SLG! Top tracks for me are New Age, Rattlesnakes, Time, and Real Men. My angels, if you will.

SEAL: But did you know that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen? OPTOMETRIST: that’s not supposed to happen

My senior Senator is just consistently on point.

Synopsis of some groups over the past few days…

What the absolute fuck. I really can’t anymore with these hateful bigots!

Pre-opening pose choreographic fall +5 (with -1.00 mandatory deduction)

The problem with allowing guns everywhere is that no one is safe anywhere.

Girl, anyway.

Congrats to Nikita! 🇩🇪 Still over here waiting for Christina… 🇺🇸

SCOTUS is so incredibly disappointing.

SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool

Samesies! I’m going to rest and read all day as a treat.

Last week was so fun when we thought he was dead

They need to just leave him the fuck alone. They are so annoying!

New York joins other states looking out for its residents on preventative health. Waiting in Maryland...

GO OFF LORD GRANTHAM

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surely we can come up with something better for 7 billion people than being lorded over by a bunch of plundering elderly murder and torture enthusiasts who whisper to each other about printing spare organs so they can immiserate others in perpetuity

*a meeting about making figure skating popular again* Person 1: what if we make it more accessible to people who aren’t rich and living in certain geographic areas Person 2: lol no that’s impossible, let’s make backflips legal

roses are red gold is the key

Rabbit, rabbit

former kids who read too many books and didnt know how to pronounce the words you learned gang say hey

melania constantly refreshing the tl

tired of watching children die while waiting for old men to die

The good news is, in this environment, who doesn't have one of these conditions.

To be honest, I am so curious how many Blåhaj Lara Naki Gutman will recive this season with her Jaws program 🦈 #figureskating #laranakigutman