every post is like i bet you didn’t know this absolutely wonderful thing about rob reiner and each one is different

What a tragically violent weekend, news-wise.

I missed the whole GPF because of an unavoidable, extremely important work thing. 😭 I had such big plans to ruin my sleep schedule to watch the thrilling payoff of the last 2 months.

Remember guys - it's a full moon tonight so make sure you REALLY mean it before you do any figure skating related witchcraft

Where I grew up it was such a mark of pride for families with European immigrant roots to get heritage-based citizenship in the old country. Try prying that Irish passport out of some of my friends’ hands and you’d lose a hand. So good luck with this.

I need to make a picture of the rest of the figure skating season dates my lock screen because I am so forgetful and so fearful of double-booking myself.

Trump is illegally attacking boats allegedly carrying drugs. He brags about being tough on drug dealers. Meanwhile, he pardons the former Honduran president — a man convicted in American court of bringing hundreds of tons of cocaine to the U.S. You can’t make this stuff up.

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

why bother with dystopian fiction when the united states is already doing worse in real life

Idc that I live 3,000 miles away. I’m convicting people in absentia.

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

I don't like it when good things happen to bad people, but that seems to be the theme of 2025 #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

There are two kinds of people watching ice dance right now: People who want to fight the tech callers People who aren't going to hold them back #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Ok hear me out: What if we just snuck them into the Olympics and hoped nobody stopped us? #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

Last event of the last regular GP. Let’s goooooooooo #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Canal St raid happening now - Canal & Lafayette

BREAKING NEWS: All Japanese women will be permitted to compete in the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

I am no longer asking. I demand we find a way to send 9 Japanese women to the Olympics #FinlandiaTrophy

Women’s! Gp 2! #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

The wizard sleeps well. Outside, an owl catches a mouse and swallows it whole.

Am I really suiting up to hit the grocery store at 6:30 AM? FS got me doing some weird shit this year

Every time I feel the urge to roll my eyes at Adams programs this season I have to remind myself that he could have skated to Michael Bolton and Countrylujah #GPFigure #FinlandiaTrophy

IT'S FINE HE'S SAVING THE LIGHTS-OUT VERSION OF YUMADOT FOR THE OLYMPICS THAT GOLD MEDAL IS GONNA LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD WITH THIS COSTUME #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

He fought those demons and mostly won? GIVE YUMA A PRETTY CROWN NOW. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

It’s hard to stop the power of the papacy (unfortunately).

Literal blood on the ice you've got to be kidding me 😭 #GPfigure #FinlandiaTrophy ⛸️ The ice gods have been angered and demand no less

Ice scraper on the ice? Injured second skater? Off to a bangin second day, Finlandia.

Crank up the menning machine. It’s time to go. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Hard season to be an ice dance fan. Damn.

I’m not watching, I’m just seeing your posts and I am CONCERNED about this RD. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

You know how in figure skating movies there's always an extremely European couple they cut to and they look regal, but absolutely rotten and evil? It's FB/C. #gpfigure

Of course Adam lands everything with new skates. Wow dude. #FinlandiaTrophy #GPFigure

Hot take: Andreas Nordeback’s Personal Jesus is one of my favorite men’s SPs. The choreo is swaggy and creative and he actually performs it. Not the skate that he wanted but still happy to see him out there. #Finlandiatrophy #GPFigure

May be on for the men’s SP tomorrow, will def be on for Saturday. xx

“I want their morale as low as possible, because a team with low morale is ineffective.” Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter, patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe, and makes federal agents uncomfortable.

In any other context that woman would be justified in laying hands

Every tyrant & every empire never conceives its own demise & still they crumble. No system of injustice is natural, inevitable, or eternal.

The duality of winning your first gp title #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

help he did it again

TAKE MY RIGHT FOOT WAKABA IT'S ALL YOURS TAKE ANYTHING FROM ME I'LL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

I'm sorry but we have to re-start the entire Grand Prix series for Wakaba, it's the only sensible thing to do. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

BRING BACK SPIRALSSSSSSS

Got a fresh cup of coffee and the cat is freshly distracted. Time to watch women’s. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

uh oh

Hello again friends. Everyone ready for the last two events of #SkateAmerica #GPFigure ?

Me to Wakaba each time she competes internationally and the damn PCS scores come up (Catching up on the #SkateAmerica #GPFigure women’s SP)

El vestido es un sueño. El programa es un 10. Lo que diga el panel de jurado con Wakaba me da igual. Le han robado tantas veces que le deben millones de puntos.

Wakaba could skate to a chiptune cover of Mambo Number 5 and I'd probably still dig it, but this short program is wonderful. It feels like something right out of a 90s Stars on Ice tour and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. #GPFigure #SkateAmerica

Catching up, completely unspoiled, to the rest of the events of the day, starting with the RD…. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure

Heyyyyy! One birthday outing later, I’m back. And watching the world feed, Peacock be damned. #SkateAmerica #GPFigure