The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video

If Godot asks you how you like your coffee... probably best not to answer him. #NationalCoffeeDay ☕

Totes adorbs! Squirrel(s) of the Day for September 28, 2025 discover the world. #sqrlpix

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Acceptance is when you start making your video game avatars also balding

The spammers aren’t even putting in the minimum effort any more!

Is WotC out of control with Secret Lair crossovers? Yes. Have they gone too far? Clearly. Will I still be purchasing knowing all of this, to simply make a Dwight deck? Absolutely I do.

@cecilnyx.bsky.social it seems this cat does not like your Kitten Mittens. 😅😅

I am in a meeting about whether the cemetery board should hire some goats - and one sheep - to mow. This is the best meeting I have ever been in.

When your cat was a proctologist in their last life:

that feel when you have to cook your own food but you're kind of tired but also you're hungry. im talking about yaoi btw.

And yes he does go in the capybara bed

Just... Paul.

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Thank you for making us one of the top 1000 most engaging accounts on Bluesky. With a little work we can overtake worthless fluff such as @financialtimes.com (#962) and take on true power users and drivers of news such as @washingtonpost.com (#292) and @footfetishvideos.bsky.social (#220)

Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again

Anyone know what time the rapture is coming? I’m planning on doing a Marvel superhero landing pose right before it, and the timing is critical.

色鉛筆たのしい✎*

Genuinely powerful words to live by.

once again, if tylenol caused autism, america would have a better rail system

Under the moonlight, you see a sight that almost stops your heart

Kicking off autumn with three baby squirrels 🥹🥰 Squirrel(s) of the Day for September 22, 2025 #sqrlpix

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This is what solidarity looks like!

things that, unbelievably, you do not have to do: 1) read fics you don’t like! 2) tell the writer you didn’t like it!

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Oh you assumed the cartoon character getting plowed is consenting because they look happy? How naïve. They're pretending because they were coerced by the other character. There's actually untold amounts of abuse happening to cartoon characters behind the scenes. We must take waifu welfare seriously

Every single social media platform: 'Come hang with us, we're cool with that!' Exactly one calendar year later: 'The VCs called and we are no longer cool with that.'

Art is supposed to sometimes be uncomfortable to the viewer. I don’t want to live in a world were we’re not allowed to explore difficult topics.

They're just lil guys! 🐇🌿

It finally hit me, twitter was renamed to X because X is the same shape as the close button.

See the thing about my art is that every piece is non-consentual. I just want to make sure that the characters depicted suffer as much as I do painting it. Serves those fuckers right.

✨ Did you know Long COVID can impact every part of the body? The Lancet documented 203 symptoms across 10 body systems, and the average patient reported 56 different symptoms across 9 systems.

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Island Lake, 9/20/2025. Northern Wisconsin.

Wrong.

Gray squirrel, approaching maximum cuteness #Sqrlpix

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when cloud services hound me to pay for the 50th time

Squirrel of the Day for September 16, 2025 watches teh hoomins #sqrlpix

My new hated type of YT artist video is the "i made a manga in a week! I pushed myself with no sleep, no eating, just like a real mangaka! Proud💪" STOP GLORIFYING CRUCH YOU ABSOLUTE WEIRDOS!! You do not need to break yourself that early in your career! Spend your time learning how to draw safely!

Comics pro tip: if you don't sleep your art will look bad, and you won't even realize it because you haven't slept.

intelligence is knowing that booty and butt are synonyms and call and dial are too. wisdom is knowing the difference between a booty call and a butt dial.

Discovering computer as an adult makes you go crazy. Discovering computer as a baby makes you go crazy. In all of human history, there will only ever be one generation to discover computer at the correct age: 13

"Healthy debate" = when I criticize you "Cancel culture" = when you criticize me

At the Amish weed booth anyone need anything