#Portland - I was supposed to give this speech at a labor rally against ice. It is a love letter to the American worker from #Cuzcatlan. Due to poor planning + being gassed, the rally closed + the mic was turned off. I was the only migrant labor organizer. I spoke anyway: youtu.be/-guhMJrRP4o?...

Imagine if melania and trump were kidnapped and taken to a people’s court and the US’s oil reserves were seized

lol David Sedaris came to #pdx, got nipped by a homeless person’s chihuahua, refused to go to urgent care because the homeless people wouldn’t suffer enough while he has to be there, and was mad no one related to his ramblings about how Toto the dog should have been shot in the wizard of oz.

Let's make this clear: wherever Starbucks is, we’ll be there too until we win a fair contract and an end to union busting. Our ULP strike is just getting started. And we'll keep calling on allies to say #NoContractNoCoffee with us! nocontractnocoffee.org

The way bitches be looking at you when they want your man

Salute to the white guy with dreadlocks bartending at Chopsticks who got mad I asked him how he came up with that hairstyle 🤡

NO WORKERS? NO STARBUCKS 🗣️ NO CONTRACT? NO COFFEE 🗣️

Charlie Kirk didn't become a martyr. He became a memento mori, because none of them imagined it happening to any of them. They're not emboldened, they're scared.

I just ran into an ICE agent at Helen’s Market on NW 2. He flashed his badge, bragged about catching people w the cashier. i asked the owner if this was a regular occurrence. He laughed at, said well “we’re all immigrants aren’t we?” before taking my card, pretending not to give it back. #Portland

Look at the we-don’t-give-a-shit-heedlessness of this official statement. A whole cabinet department without ordinary shame.

new york times article a year from now, probably

2011: It’s social media, everyone’s favorite modern version of the printing press 🤗 *10 years later* We regret to inform you that it’s repeatedly churning out Mein Kampf

I always hoped I'd just have enough money to replace my own identity documents after my divorce. I just thought I'd be able to save up and have the right moment show up. It never did, and now Trump is deporting legal residents into slavery in El Salvador without due process. gofund.me/d03b3fba

In refining 0x308423 : 0x5B13E8 (Moonbeam) in 00h 08m 19s 923ms I have brought glory to the company. Praise Kier. 0️⃣9️⃣9️⃣8️⃣4️⃣ 1️⃣6️⃣0️⃣9️⃣4️⃣ 0️⃣2️⃣1️⃣4️⃣0️⃣ 2️⃣0️⃣7️⃣0️⃣7️⃣ 9️⃣8️⃣8️⃣5️⃣4️⃣ #mdrlumon #severance 🧇🐐🔢💯 lumon-industries.com

I would like to propose: chekhov’s cum - if two viably reproductive characters have sex on screen more than once they will have a child #severance

Me robbing a lil bit o cash from the Billionaire class by eating a grape without paying at the grocery store

Mood all year

Attention people who hate Old Town:

liberals low key cooked with this one

Healthcare insurers all be like "AITA?"

How in the 7 hells did this dude come up with this shit five days ago tho lmaoooo

Last time we had a culture war with the “Just Say No” phrase everyone just liked the thing instead. It was drugs. No one said no to drugs and now all the cool states legalized weed. 👍🏽

Anyway may the old gods and the new protect our masked hero, may no one ever know his name or speak it anywhere but in our hearts, may the cops fumble to even find out what color his eyes were

>The words "deny," "defend" and "depose" were discovered by detectives on the shell casings found at the scene dude wrote invocations on his bullets, how is this story getting *more* based?

Good News! Healthcare CEO Gunned Down in Broad Daylight!

Honestly I can’t wait till someone calls me a monster for stating the obvious. No one cares about dead CEOs. And if I am monster take care not to cross me, as just now the rich are falling like flies and monsters are said to be the cause.

It’s so weird how the American media keeps calling the shooting of this CEO “senseless” in the same breath and as describing it as “targeted.” Everyone is very careful not to make it a threat to capital as well, as in the relighting and shopping MUST continue.

It’s so weird how the American media keeps calling the shooting of this CEO “senseless” in the same breath and as describing it as “targeted.” Everyone is very careful not to make it a threat to capital as well, as in the relighting and shopping MUST continue.

Anyone else feeling a morale boost this morning??

Honestly I am a big fan and have been subscribed for years now. Get on that @samsacks.bsky.social love train. They once even featured my request for Rich Dick of the Week.

"You may shoot me dead in the street, but in the Arena of Principled Debate I'll remain undefeated. Ha. Enjoy your delusion."—His Last Words

imagine dying and your companies stock price rises a significant percent lol

unfathomably based god bless you @means.tv

health insurances don’t want you to know this one neat trick

NEW: Now that Trump has won Democrats have decided that the economy is bad and Republicans that the economy is good. Does this mean that material conditions have no bearing on public opinion? Nope.

the united states in the war of 1812

LMAO

I agree with this. When Democrats say "We need a liberal media ecosystem to rival the right", what they really want is a "neoliberal" media ecosystem. A leftist / progressive media ecosystem exists. Dems ignore it — because Dems are centrists and they disagree with mainstream leftist positions.

lmfao

Simpsons predicted it

*intensely stares at the libs celebrating breaking BDS because it’s “Palestine’s fault” Lord Kamala fell into Sauron again*

My friends who are new to Bluesky please enjoy being able to mass block chuds or barbz by searching for “block list” and following the best out there. You can thank us later.

I can’t believe the election was less than 2 Scaramuccis ago.

Breaking: Jake Paul challenges the perserved corpse of Lenin after Mike Tyson win