“Just say no.” - Nancy Reagan to telling younglings about the Dark Side

#startrek #christmas

Hot take: if Rise of Skywalker had stuck the landing and not brought back Palpatine while suddenly making Rey his granddaughter, people would view the sequels much more favorably as a whole

Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”

If Andy thought it was impossible to get the manuscript for the next Harry Potter book, I can’t wait to see her get the manuscript for the next George R.R. Martin book

I still feel bad that my cheering for Robert Irwin was so loud that it made my mom say “Ow! That’s right in my ear!”

The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again

This will go down as the moment Jonathan Bailey and Cynthia Erivo jump started puberty for an entire generation

Happy 39th Anniversary, #StarTrek IV: The Voyage Home, which hit theaters on November 26th, 1986!

I want James Cameron to know that I’m less inclined to see anything Avatar related the more he insists on shoving it down all our throats

It doesn’t matter if I think Michelle Yeoh can sing or not because either way she’s twice my age and can still round house kick me within an inch of my life

I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story

I find Jonathan Bailey attractive despite his lack of a dad bod and if you know me you also I know I do not say that lightly

“Max would like you to bring back 8 track tapes. Bear would like to stay at the White House for the summer. None of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.”

Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?

The saddest aspect of both Wicked movies is that I’ll never be able to see them for the first time again

I need Jon M. Chu to give me a Disney+ mini series about their origin story

If neurodivergence is a superpower then Superman’s kryptonite would be a 2pm appointment

I can’t wait to see the look on my grandkids’ faces when I tell them I saw Avengers: Endgame on opening weekend

Between the Trump/Mamdani meeting and Wicked For Good girl is pure evil for announcing this when my brain can’t hold space for it

My brain has been downloading this image all day and it’s still not even close to being fully installed

Has a politician Single White Femaled another one like this before?

In Dorothy’s defense I too would miss the scarecrow most of all if he looked like Jonathan Baily

I want James Cameron to know that I’m less inclined to see anything Avatar related the more he insists on shoving it down all our throats

Beyond hyped for Wicked 5: The Elphaba Strikes Back!

Mamdani is everything he accused Schumer and Pelosi of being, yet he’s been as nice to Mamdani as he has to Putin. Like what??

Truly an injustice that my MAGA relatives have more kids than I can count while my leftist swifty mountain man uncle remains childless

Between the Trump/Mamdani meeting and Wicked For Good girl is pure evil for announcing this when my brain can’t hold space for it

My brain has been downloading this image all day and it’s still not even close to being fully installed

AG of Oz, Pam Bondi

Beyond hyped for Wicked 5: The Elphaba Strikes Back!

Being a self-made overnight success is great and all but have you ever tried surrounding yourself with people who believe in you even when you don’t believe in yourself?

Reminder that George Lucas voiced disappointment about The Force Awakens but called Jon M Chu to say how much he loved Wicked Part 1 If JJ Abrams can have 2 Star Wars movies, Jon M Chu should be allowed to have one.

I just realized we haven’t heard from Ron DeSantis in a while and I hope it stays that way so I can continue enjoying this sense of happiness

There’s an email that I probably won’t have to send out for at least 3 months so of course I’m drafting it up right now

“Are you more of a visual or hands-on learner?” Me:

If The Bride in Kill Bill had ADHD she would’ve ended her quest for vengeance after the first kill in order to quickly learn the names of all the ships that existed during the Viking Era

IDIC means celebrating all facets of humanity and ensuring peace, safety and support so we can all manifest our greatest selves. Denying trans people this right is in direct violation of Star Trek’s ethics and core values. Violence against the trans community must end. Image by womenatwarp.com/

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

Trump is what it would be like if all of Kirk’s lines in Star Trek 6 were just this

Conservatives: “I’m glad that baby murderer RBG died. 🥳” Also conservatives: “Charlie Kirk is dead and you say you won’t mourn him? Have you no humanity?!?! 😭”

Truly an injustice that my MAGA relatives have more kids than I can count while my leftist swifty mountain man uncle remains childless

Whenever someone tells me that a publication receives 500 pitches a day and only runs 2

“Fuck off, pedo”

It’s never a bad time for this meme, but International Men’s Day might be the best time

Being a self-made overnight success is great and all but have you ever tried surrounding yourself with people who believe in you even when you don’t believe in yourself?

Me applying to my safety school

To all those who do their work in coffee shops, hotel lobbies, and public parks, I thank you. You all ADHDers like me to body double without risking rejection by asking beforehand if you want to body double.

Opinions are like assholes. Some are nicer than others and you should never share it unless you’re asked to.

There needs to be a way for neurodivergents to schedule their therapy appointments to accommodate their hyperfocus