Justin Avery Smith
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Writer, Comedian, ADHDer Nerd first, Queer second Temu Elijah Wood (he/him/his)
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There’s an episode of the original Star Trek where an alien manipulates the Enterprise crew and the Klingons to fight each other so that it can passively harvest power from their hatred and I’ve been thinking about that episode a lot lately.
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What everybody’s watching // What she’s looking at
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Religion is the original fandom. We’re only a few years away from a president who takes the oath of office using a lightsaber.
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In a world of Taylor Swifts be Dolly Parton
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He totally has a podcast and Mar-A-Lago face by now
about 15 hours ago
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One of my proudest achievements this year has been introducing my mom to the Do You Wear Wigs interview
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No Context Earl Grey
7 months ago
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People on Threads asking on here if it feels like something is gonna happen this weekend isn’t helping my anxiety
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In a world of Taylor Swifts be Dolly Parton
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Sorry I can’t make it in today. I’m stuck deleting screenshots that are taking up storage space on my phone.
8 days ago
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Popping in a DVD and going through the menu feels like a warm hug from an old friend
8 days ago
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If no one shows up to your America 250 Fair then it’s tragedy. If tens of people show up to your America 250 Fair and you pretend like it’s tens of thousands then it’s peak comedy.
8 days ago
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There are more people at my cousin’s wedding today than the Freedom 250 Celebration. She’s getting married in her backyard.
7 days ago
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Queer rights is dressing up like James Bond when you wanna sleep with the blonde henchman
7 days ago
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Did part of this ceremony include opening the Ark of the Covenant because those faces are melting
7 days ago
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Clarence Thomas walking to Mike Johnson’s office
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Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa: Don't Be Suspicious
ALT: Jean-Ralphio & Mona-Lisa: Don't Be Suspicious
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6 days ago
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Not my ADHD making me set up a prologue to a minor anecdote like it’s Lord of the Rings
6 days ago
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This exchange has never felt more true than it does today
4 days ago
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NGL that McConnell, Trump, and Weinstein all snuffing it the same day as Taylor’s wedding would be hilarious
3 days ago
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Taylor Swift walking down the aisle
2 days ago
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It’s “not hot as Hell.” We just live in Hell.
2 days ago
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This DVD has been stuck to the roof of my shelf since the Obama administration. Streaming could never
3 days ago
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NGL that McConnell, Trump, and Weinstein all snuffing it the same day as Taylor’s wedding would be hilarious
3 days ago
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So many bad people could die on July 4th that I’m genuinely nervous for how my body won’t be able to handle such a strong dosage of good news
3 days ago
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This exchange has never felt more true than it does today
4 days ago
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If 4th of July, Taylor’s wedding, and it happens all on the same day, next week should be a national holiday
4 days ago
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Mitch McConnell found unconscious as of 1987
4 days ago
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No amount of school can prepare you for how much of adulthood is spent hoping your emails get a response
4 days ago
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SCOTUS rulings on crime read like
add a skeleton here at some point
6 days ago
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I hope you’re all having a happy Tuesday! Except you, Clarence Thomas. Fuck you.
6 days ago
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Clarence Thomas walking to Mike Johnson’s office
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6 days ago
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Not my ADHD making me set up a prologue to a minor anecdote like it’s Lord of the Rings
6 days ago
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A little less “Monica Lewinsky sucks” jokes and a lot more “Nancy Reagan sucks” jokes, please
6 days ago
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Sean Duffy is right. We should dress up for air travel again. Don’t we all wanna look our best when the wings fly off the plane mid air?
7 days ago
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This year I’m gonna watch Independence Day and root for the aliens
7 days ago
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All Bond villains are a little ADHD because they spend a lot of time monologuing about their grand plans but they never actually follow through with them
7 days ago
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Did part of this ceremony include opening the Ark of the Covenant because those faces are melting
7 days ago
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Rare sighting of Justin Avery Smith in a suit spotted at his cousin’s wedding. Compliments on his looks are at an uncomfortably high level. He sometimes wonder if people get married just to see him in a suit.
7 days ago
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Queer rights is dressing up like James Bond when you wanna sleep with the blonde henchman
7 days ago
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More people in this picture than at the Freedom 250 Fair, but fewer traitors
7 days ago
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I once said I don’t wanna know what a politician’s nipples look like. Then I saw Mamdani jump in that pool.
7 days ago
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There are more people at my cousin’s wedding today than the Freedom 250 Celebration. She’s getting married in her backyard.
7 days ago
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This Stare Fair is an IRL farce worthy of Mel Brooks’ 100th birthday
7 days ago
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If no one shows up to your America 250 Fair then it’s tragedy. If tens of people show up to your America 250 Fair and you pretend like it’s tens of thousands then it’s peak comedy.
8 days ago
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Hit or Miss: Who Trek Podcasts
8 days ago
NOW LIVE! A new series of Hit or Miss: Star Trek begins in the holodeck with "A Space Adventure Hour". Tribute, take-down or repetition? Enter the program for the thoughts of
@mikepods.bsky.social
and new co-host
@justinaverysmith.bsky.social
This, and much more...
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HoM: Star Trek Podcast - "A Space Adventure Hour" (SNW) Review & More
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Popping in a DVD and going through the menu feels like a warm hug from an old friend
8 days ago
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I did it. I maintained focus long enough to send 1 resume and 1 email. Please clap.
13 days ago
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How can any gender be “new” if MTV was serving these looks 40 years ago?
12 days ago
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“Mamdani is running NYC into the ground” - A Trump voter who moved to Florida because their rent in Queens kept rising
10 days ago
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Sorry I can’t make it in today. I’m stuck deleting screenshots that are taking up storage space on my phone.
8 days ago
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