trump with elon

seeing a woman give birth: “damn bro made bro”

bro can’t stop 😭

who needs apple when you have clipper

biden is sick, so i ran the numbers for him. the israeli embassy shooting is equivalent to 0.0194992 9/11s

using twitter should count as self harm

grummz fan wants to send people to prison for picking actress with not big enough boobs

when is trump gonna address the real epidemic of too little fent crossing into america

getting ready for the chinese century

israel is straight up doing this to the US

white people view different ethnicities like they’re RPG races that come with different affinities and stat boosts

dude

i have a warm spot in my heart for tiktak

"Doubles down on support for children"

15 minutes without gf :(

as a brown trans immigrant i am proud to say that i’m far less owned than this guy, lol

i’m developing an addiction to bad mobile game ads

zionism turns people crazy

catholic voting machine

Where does the new pope fall on the papal political compass?

oh no he’s evil :(

Robert F. Prevost has been named pope. We have a Chicago pope…

permanently tying your public image to toilets as a politician, to own the libs

exclusive: filmed @junlper.beer as she filmed a live show. follow for more stalking pro tips

finally, a day of normal news

just paid $50 for some orange chicken. the tariffs on china are killing us.

me trying to talk to anyone

i believe that you can infer a person’s political leanings by how they pronounce kamala’s name. i call this technique the kamaladar

the swamp can’t be harmed if the shrek is armed

my 9/11 of the day is that an old man kept staring at me at the train station. follow for more daily 9/11s

one of my favorite things about bluesky is that unlike twitter, i can open this app in public without flashing everyone around me with the latest furry porn that my gooner oomf decided to retweet

got this ad i’m officially american-passing

is anybody counting the number of rulings against the trump admin? i feel like we’re at 1.4 rulings/day at this point

i would like to publicly state that i’m taking first dibs on the top bunk at the local hooverville

expedition 33… the ending of act 1 is actually as insane as everyone made it out to be. what a great game

my mind is constantly blown with how weird twitter has become

still proud of this

taking a picture of the divorce papers my wife just handed me and saying “@grok explain this”

bitch wife reveal

feeding my white wisconsinite girlfriend little pieces of cheese to wake her up

seeing a watermelon in the fruit section and shooting the clerk for being antisemitic

trump 2036

so what if they arrested a federal judge, there are many other judges!!!

i wish rednote took off cause seeing american and chinese people interact was my favorite thing to come out of social media

it’s important to fill your day with little disappointments so that you’re prepared for the latest trump admin news

this is my twitter

we need an updated adage on who to blame that goes up to four

PROTECT HER AT ALL COSTS.