If they wanted people to take this storm seriously, they probably shouldn’t have called it Fern

As a general rule, I don’t wanna hear a damn thing about public education from legislators who send their kids to private schools

I’m going to watch The Pitt rather than football. Realistic trauma is less anxiety-inducing than being an Ole Miss fan.

Big loser energy

Holy shit

I love Mr. Chen’s so much.

ICE needs to get the hell out of my neighborhood

oh. i can use this again?

I just checked Bluesky cause I’m in Alabama for Eloise’s soccer and y’all are really going on about this man being dead/dying

My name is Graham Platner and I’m running for US Senate to defeat Susan Collins and topple the oligarchy that’s destroying our country. I’m a veteran, oysterman, and working class Mainer who’s seen this state become unlivable for working people. And that makes me deeply angry.

Shocked that a man with this face would be a piece of shit

i got two paragraphs into Ho's dissent before i muttered, "this fucking guy..." and x'ed my tab.

Take five minutes today to read this piece by the essential Radley Balko, which offers an excellent gloss on the quality of justice in America today.

I lasted a little under an hour cleaning off my roof and out my gutters. 2 day job

Just ate my weight in Aladdin

it finally happened www.nytimes.com/live/2025/08...

Stephen Miller Tears Up As Son Says First 14 Words

The “crazy spicy” chicken at Mr Chen’s is indeed crazy spicy

Bumpin’ that youtu.be/4VUfMECwz80?...

Good morning this is all I have to contribute to the discourse

thinking about reactivating twitter just to tell sean mclean he's a freaking doofus.

Forget to train, do not take your vitamins, forget your prayers

I am 100% ok with losing the respect of, and being called a child abuser by, and being shunned by, anyone who objects to me arguing that the First Amendment likely protects the priest-penitent privilege.

Remarkably bad opinion today from the court of appeals

Supreme Court my ass

You know the Kelloggs founders are looking down at this scandalized that their anti-masturbation wellness corn flakes have been seized by decadent Italian nut butter merchants

sometimes i think of all the songs i loved twenty years ago that are lost the the decline of my memory now. early 2000's internet with lots of time to research obscure shit led to some bangers that my brain just has long since said, "nope, no room, gotta get this out."

Mexico straight dominating

won't someone please think of the conservative christians.

I no longer enjoy movies that make me sad. College years me was such an overly serious artsy fartsy film dweeb

I don’t know if it’s a parenting win or fail to let my kids watch The Pitt, but they both love it

manager: you make that allergy warning sign for the counter? employee: sure did boss, real fuckin ominous just like you asked manager: what

Evening fishing with my buddy on the Magnolia River

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Always refreshing to see folks running for city council as an independent when I saw Trump signs in their yards for three election cycles.

Sunderland!

Kyle Duncan was my legal ethics professor in law school. His overarching advice was to, "when faced with an ethical question, ask what Atticus Finch would do?" Turns out, he meant the Atticus Finch from Go Set a Watchman.

Spurs winning Europa League in so freaking hilarious.

i can't wait to get a really cool old man hobby like model trains or some shit like that.

Eloise is job shadowing me today and I def showed her some crime scene photos

Oliver’s teacher is Jamaican, and wanted to make jerk chicken for the class to give them a little taste of her culture. I joked with Oliver that she could make my plate with as many scotch bonnets as she wanted to. He thought I was serious and made me a plate and it’s so so good.