Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee

@noahlugeons.bsky.social This deserves some research: www.msn.com/en-ca/news/w...

Pardon me but aren’t they raising those ostrich med so they just kill them (for meat, leather, and eggs) anyway? It’s not like they’re pets.

Happy Autumn!

The political MO is to take outrageously far more than you really want and walk it back to what you can consider a win.

Donald Chump was animate, scurrilous, out-performative and bloviant at the UN today. We’ve all got 3 1/2 more years of this and optimistically, it’s just going to get worse and worse.

Woke up with rapture juice all over me. I think I was spat back out.

Hey. If you’re rapturing tomorrow, please keep it down. I have big meeting in the pm and plan on sleeping in a bit.

Look, it’s Heroin and Adderall ganging up on Tylenol.

Heading to the Marshall Islands to be first in line at the Raptures.

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Ahhhh the Gulden Draak. Classic dark red Triple. 10.8% abv

There is no world in which it is normal for the president to publicly call upon his attorney general to hurry up and prosecute his political foes. It’s like the Watergate tapes but posted on social media. Let’s get a grip on what’s happening here.

looks like sniffing glue’s back on the menu boys

Check who owns your newspaper, and boycott the American press manipulating Canadian politics. Harper sold us out. #ElbowsUp #BoycottPostMedia #cdnpoli

This aired on Dutch TV last night. "A whole new Disney!"

spky skeezn

Where the separate divisions of ANTIFA landed on the beaches of Normandy on June 6, 1944:

It’s becoming all too clear that up until now they’ve been perfectly happy just swimming around and letting us land creatures have our little squabbles. divemagazine.com/scuba-diving...

A li’l p’sghetti & meatball action. (at least it didn’t roll off the table and onto the floor and heavens forbid, out of the door!) #FoodSky 🍽️

This is Perry Sook of Nexstar Media Group. He’s responsible for canceling Jimmy Kimmel. Be sure to let him know how you feel: 972-373-8800.

How do you prove something ISN'T ANTIFA? That's the idea, you can't. Anything you say or do can just be labeled ANTIFA now.

In ABC's defense, Jimmy Kimmel should have said something much less offensive during his monologue, such as advocating that we kill homeless people.

See ya later… open.spotify.com/track/797qMU...

I was drinking a martini when the waitress screamed, “Does anyone know CPR?” I yelled, “I know the entire alphabet,” and we all laughed - except one person.

“Let me be perfectly frank…” ~ Sinatra, probably.

Rosemary pork chop with egg noodles, white button and crimini mushroom sauce. #Foodsky 🍽️

Teeth don't bite, people bite!

Got kicked out of Starbucks for asking for a Fap Wipe.

Someone ask him if he’s pro choice?

🎼 I’m not crazy I’m just a little young whale 🐋 🎶

Welcome to the weekend! May all your pathways not be blocked by relentless construction projects.

Fragments of Time.

No new pictures, where are you mentally?

How would I really know this is a Western omelet? Could be an eastern

Who called it “going out drinking” when they could’ve said I’m getting a de-liver-y.

To do this properly, I’d have to add at least another half ass. Possibly more.

earlier, a guy said to me “hey, have a good sundae” so i’m going to

Just wanna make sure y’all understand, the groove is in the heart.

Sounds like that fire in that Port Moody’s Barber Shop was a case of financial combustion.

Damn straight.

Popcorn. 🍿 It’s one of my favourite meals.

CJ Barnes

I couldn’t find the After Bite so I just used a Tide stick.