Winter survivor.

If you’re one of the ones currently suffering from the Cold: open.spotify.com/track/74mpiR...

Imagine being known as the Mayor of No-Fun City.

I think the Florida #Panthers were being bad and were forced to dress up as Ronald McDonald.

Except it is... #FuckFacism

Having the Beef Bourguignonne… over mashed potatoes. Winter comfort. #Foodsky 🍽️

We can do this the easy way or the hard way, or the poached way or the scrambled way, or we can make this an omelette

Shouldn’t have smoked that doobie before the game, national anthems (yes both!), dude. #Canucks

Morta oo gaga! #Grammys

Turns out… he’s actually a pretty good bunny. #Grammys

Prawns with Pasta. #Foodsky 🍽️

Catherine O’Hara! What a complete darling.

TAXI !!

🦾Top Middle Power military 🪖spending 💰 (🇩🇪Germany, 🇬🇧 UK, 🇫🇷 France, 🇮🇹 Italy, 🇨🇦 Canada, and 🇳🇱Netherlands only) combine to $350.1 Billion. 🇺🇸 US spending is $997B. 🇨🇳 China is $341B. 🇷🇺 Russia is $149B.

Enjoy some kinetic art that perfectly encapsulates how we’re all currently feeling Brick by Nik Ramage

Handsome breakfast sandwich #foodsky 🍞 🥬 🍅 🥑

I think I’m gunna make these for “the Big Game” as my party food contribution: andrewzimmern.com/recipes/andr...

Peach Mango Ginger Ale (zero sugar) 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼 …I could see putting rum in it.

Made the viral Biscoff “Cheesecake” (vanilla yogurt).

MELANIA! her husband fucks kids

If ever anyone ever needed to keel over, now is the time.

The Professor, Neil Peart of Rush.

Holy shit. He was filming. He went over to help a lady that ICE shoved down. Agents engaged him. His hands were on the pavement when he was shot. He never had his hand on a weapon. Cold blooded murder.

Minnesota the 11th Province!

When it comes to documenting ICE activity, remember what Eisenhower said at the end of WWII. "Get it all on record now - get the films - get the witnesses - because somewhere down the track of history some bastard will get up and say that this never happened."

I say we keep Pettersson in goal. #Canucks

Why would we even want to be in the Bored of Peace club anyway?

I’ve only now scratched off 3 Oscar Best Picture nominees: Frankenstein (Back in July), One Battle After Another (About 5 weeks ago), and Sinners (just now). All good flicks. Hamnet and Secret Agent curious. Not too interested in the others for now.

Where are my American freebies??

you never hear about someone getting combobulated

Danish MEP Anders Vistisen to Donald Trump :"Let me put this in words you might understand: Mr. President, fuck off."

What almost-three-year-old kid doesn’t love a good Sea Shanty? 🎼 Shave her belly with a rusty razor 🎶 shave her belly with rusty razor… 🎵 🪒

Chariots of Meatballs www.facebook.com/share/r/1DJm...

Top level propaganda. They said it couldn’t happen. Then they let it happen. www.ctvnews.ca/world/articl...

The F Street Band

My husband was on the 2 train and a guy started braying about how Renee Good deserved to die and her "lesbian lover" did too. My husband got pissed and said, "You're absolutely disgusting." "Fuck you!" the guy said. "Fuck YOU!" my husband said. The guy left. See? We just need to talk to each other.

Ok #Bluesky. It’s been a minute. Where’s our Drafts folder?

one of scott adams best posts

Q: The premier of Greenland said today, 'We prefer to stay with Denmark.' TRUMP: Who said that? Q: The premier of Greenland TRUMP: Well, that's their problem. I disagree with him. I don't know who he is. Don't know anything about him. But that's gonna be a big problem for him.

Looks like disrespecting police warrants execution. Unless it's Capitol Police. Q: "Do you believe that deadly force was necessary (for Good)?" Trump: "It was highly disrespectful of law enforcement... Law enforcement should not be in a position where they have to put up with this stuff."

Morgan Freeman has appeared in or narrated at least 101 nationally aired U.S. TV commercial campaigns. The real number is likely higher.

If you watched his most recent press conference, this tracks.

Watching the Golden Globules.

100% this!👇

Guy last night… Came in dead last in his fantasy football pool. They made him drive a PT Cruiser for 3 weeks with a big decal on it that says “I suck at Fantasy Football!”.