In case the president posting a video of himself dropping poop on Americans was too subtle of a metaphor.

Welp www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Hot take: restaurants should not name any foods after the Gowanus Canal, especially if they have mayonnaise as a staple ingredient. 💀 #blackmayonnaise

This is an old formula used by authoritarian regimes. Stoke chaos and blame scapegoats to justify the use of force.

I’m horrified by Trump’s order to send 300 National Guard troops to Chicago. We’re only nine months into a four year term and already the president is trying to invade an American city. If you’re in the Guard, you can and should refuse these orders.

I don't want a civil war in this country but how about all the cops shoot each other.

The sleeping giant is awakening open.substack.com/pub/robertre... 🤞

So what the logical left really needs to do is to start buying up all the available ad space on Fox, Newsmaxx, OANN, and all the other nonsense fascist propaganda outlets that it possibly can. @lincolnproject.us you down? Tell your friends.

There are credible reports that federal agents may be replaying the 2020 playbook and surging into Portland with the goal of provoking conflict and violence in my hometown. I am in close contact with state and local officials to monitor this activity.

It is vital that state and National Guard officials not regard this decision as authorizing or approving the use of force against demonstrators, whatever the occasion of the issue involved. Such use of force is, and was, deplorable.

Trump says he’s sending troops to Portland to protect ICE facilities - CNN War-ravaged” by what? Yoga studios? Coffee shops? This is disgusting. Trump is just targeting people of color and those that he deems “woke” and therefore an enemy of the state. Pure unadulterated fascism.

Shit is so dark rn I actually miss lockdown.

This is the juice

Just found out that someone I used to know from the Austin music scene died… in 2014! I can’t believe I’m finding this out today.

We’re going to be gunned down in the streets by the hick army, spurred on by the greedy fascist warlords.

Just really hoping some celebrity does something ridiculous real soon…

I really want a celebrity to go off the rails right now and create a massive media distraction…

Read This: "MAGA Points Fingers at ‘South Park’ After Charlie Kirk Assassination" Dumbest thing I’ve read all day, and that’s a high bar.

OH CRAP HE’S GOING TO BECOME A MARTYR…

What even are cats. (he’s snoring omg)

Gorn is about to absolutely kill it on stage.

Tried to book vaccination appt just now & this was the message from CVS. Wonder if they’re still “expecting” the updated COVID vaccine to be approved (getting seasonal flu and —finally— shingles vax in meantime)

Someone please let me know where he gets buried. I need to pee.

Interesting. Does anyone know how this turned out? encyclopedia.ushmm.org/content/en/a...

Someone in my apartment building tried to put an entire microwave down the garbage chute. It did not go down well…

NEW: Mayor Eric Adams’ re-election campaign submitted faked and fraudulently obtained petition signatures in his effort to secure a spot on the November ballot as an independent candidate, a Gothamist investigation has found. gothamist.com/news/forged-...

Another day, another reminder...

Brewing…

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Me at 26: survives off of pizza, American Spirits, and PBR. Me at 46: crippling heartburn after eating organic peanut butter.

Spent all my birthday money at Psychic Records in Park Slope. No regrets.

Don't let this go away. Trump and his enablers deserve prison, never to be released; save their mortal departure from this world.

Whenever I start daydreaming about leaving NYC I see something like this randomly and I’m like “oh yeah that’s why I stay in this overpriced rat ridden roach hotel of a city”

Best hat ever.

I just wanna find the Ilana to my Abby.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

Managed to take almost zero photos on vacation in Rhode Island, but here’s the ass end of a giant rubber duckie in the Wickford marina.

www.thedailybeast.com/ex-trump-sup... Ex-Trump Supporter Rages at ‘Fat’ POTUS Over Epstein Drama: ‘F**k You!’ Broken clocks, etc. 🍿