*pounding the table* STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE STOVE

what Trump should have done: take the win before the midterms what Trump is actually doing, because he is a tariff otaku with oppositional defiant disorder: EVEN MORE TARIFFS

Imagining a president in a God's Not Dead movie who every time he goes on TV says something like "I'm going to hell, I'm attracted to men and I want to raise your taxes"

I absolutely believe people when they say that they're acting like a pissant because of their hurted feelings

20 years ago I went to Dollywood on a Sunday, I saw more than one person wearing a t-shirt with this design (or a variation on it) of Jesus doing push-ups with the crucifix on his back. I mean, I've heard of 'muscular Christianity', but I'm not sure this is what they meant

Just passed a church where their decoration is a crucified Jesus is coming down off the cross under his own power. okay.

People who don't get into the rurals don't get how mad these people are. They feel left behind but also they choose every day not to, you know, leave.

I do think that the fact that the stars of the online “left” are all definitionally self-employed small-business owners is underdiscussed Having the same class interest as a realtor and hating Democrats is a less interesting combination than many think!

If you've noticed that I haven't talked about the interview at the vampire show in a long time, it's because as soon as season two hit, they started adapting the fandom instead of the books and now it is terrible. many such cases.

People always act like the United States being a fading power would be a good thing, but it seems like when we stop doing things like medical development and foreign aid, that nobody else seems to be able to step in and do it instead.

I don't especially like birds but I feed them because I live in a house! I took habitat away from birds. "Ohhh don't feed birds it's unnatural, it'll change their behavior" they already had to change their behavior when we built this fucking house here!

This is the Anime Crow, a crow who is a friend of mine but not the crow who loves me the best (that one is distinguishable only be behavior). Due to its one white tail feather, it always twigs on my camera as a human for some reason. Human soul perhaps??

The far-right hates liberalism in part because liberalism empowered women socially, politically, and economically, and so made them less dependent on settling for a mediocre man to provide for them. So they want to destroy liberalism to return women to a state of powerlessness and dependence.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Unethical Roman magician who keeps reusing the puppifrication puppies

In my heart, I know tumblr is down because I forgot to replenish my wet beast Wednesday queue for like three weeks. This was my doing and I'm sorry.

"Very few pet owners would think it’s fine to confine their dogs or cats in a cage, or even a whole room, for most of their lives." That's the indoor only cat thing I happen to do and people yell at you if you don't do. Also your centipede likely doesn't experience more "pleasure" in the wild.

I think it's rich that Chappell Roan, a cis woman, has been made into a standard-bearer for all tgirls everywhere because she equivocates like her life depends on it while Sarah McBride, a trans woman, is given honorary cissy status because she doesn't hate Democrats more than Republicans.

We should give adult children bumper stickers if their parents didn't starve or molest them or anything that's like "my mom and dad are on the parent honor roll!" i think this would be good for society. celebrate it more.

Me: (air bud voice every time a reference to the Raven King pops up in JSAMN) "there's nothing in the RULE-book that says a bishie can't be in a respected period-piece fantasy novel"

every single Movement in my living memory that's had something genuinely important to the betterment of our culture has been, without fail, parasitized by agitators and useful idiots who fucked it dry of anything good and important and hard and true it was demanding of us as people

Those who hate Will can't imagine he's actually doing this for his neighbors, because they don't know their own neighbors. And honestly, it always does end up pretty hard to believe that a person is genuinely interested in collectivism when they have no sincere human connections in the real world.

Gonna flat out admit that I am gorging myself on the schadenfreude of seeing so many of the misery merchant “leftists” who have spent *years* on this site posturing about how righteous they are absolutely lose their shit at Stancil doing actual praxis. So many hit dogs, howling in a chorus.

The difference between a linguist and a normal person is that a normal person thinks that Chomsky should’ve stuck to linguistics and a linguist thinks he shouldn’t have done that either

The Matt Damon pilot was obviously the best boyfriend for Liz lemon and also he was correct on the plane during their breakup episode. he was Right

I know we’re so far past even considering the possibility that Republicans ever actually believed in the Constitution, but it’s a useful thought experiment to read this article as if it was about Biden using technology developed by a billionaire donor to surveil anti-abortion and 2A activists.

To distract from Greenland and because they have a trump-butt-licking president coming in now anyway, Chile should sell trump the Antarctic peninsula so he can rename it New Greenland or something and on his inaugural visit, totter off into the void like that fucking penguin

Meanwhile rings of power didn't even buy the rights to the Silmarillion , but still decided to cost $300 million per half second of footage

I said this last time but their real position is “if you disagree with us we can kill you.”

They brutalize and torture people of color because they're paid to; they shoot white people dead in the street because it's a dream come true for these goons. For them, it's fun to be cruel to people who are traditionally 'beneath' them, but euphoric to kill those perceived as their superiors.

South Korean women are out there fighting battles against new futuristic forms of misogyny, like, time travel will be invented for the purpose of preventing suffrage for South Korean women

ICE is allegedly hunting for Hmong people in Minneapolis and as I watched video of the incident lo and behold @whstancil.bsky.social was on the scene

whole milk campaign be like when anime characters are drinking 'grape juice '

as @annenotation.bsky.social likes to say, a lot of people just want to Know Their Place in the hierarchy, even if it's near the bottom. it's psychologically comforting to them.

Hey Stephen miller actual Star Trek TOS enjoyers and William Shatner knowers are aware if you gave Shatner complete creative control it would just be Horse Planet Horse Planet Horse Planet

The ways Greenland stays danish is he is removed from power which no one on the danish or American side truly intends to do. Shit sucks!

...... okay... everyone... um understand the red flag that is a man needing! to publicly spell out that he's got good (no GREAT!) sperm and that infertility is ALL the woman's fault? now, that man isn't just some guy at your work, he'd like to be a US Senator.... nope.

I think if the Danes sent back Vance as a clump of dissociated body parts in a garbage bag that Trump would actually respect it and back off a little bit, I don't think most people would really mind either

no

he's all about tradition so you think they're going to blood eagle him? To be respectful

OK, it's highly restricted due to sanctions, but we trade with Iran so... the mystical hypothesized recursive tariff a go go

the more I learn about JD Vance, the more surprised I am there was someone who thought he was worth giving up their valuable percs for

I think if you say stuff like this you should be put in the hole and sprinkled with purifying salt until the demons leave

If a genie offered Bernie Sanders the opportunity to switch bodies with Mr Beast in exchange for 10% more likes, he would take it

Literally what are they even for if not for this? This is what they've been training for