We can rebuild her anew on a new platform.

Paul Verhoeven seeing this post

Kekering should be traded but only because the trauma of what happened is going to stick to him like mud and ruin his future. He should get a fresh start.

It's time, @ The Phillies

Please God someone pinch hit for Brandon Marsh, please I want to live, I'd like to live please God

Look, the runs are coming, we just.... need the Phillies to be the ones who make them lol

Hey the Phillies won. Now they just have to win tomorrow

Please just score runs, @ The Phillies

TWO blocked field goals?? #eagles

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Fine, I'll say it: given the circumstances of the day, it's insane for Thompson to leave Castellanos off the Phillies lineup tonight.

Good Lord is Collinsworth awful

PTOITWCFTFP “Do you like when the Phillies dominate and sweep the Mariners?”

Kinda insane to leave Jesus in there into the 7th, if there's one thing i've been critical towards of Thompsons tenure as Phillies manager, it's that he really puts way too much trust in his players and doesn't play to the game (see his insistence on not doing anything for Alec last playoffs)

Phillies losing to the Reds? Not great. BUT, the Reds winning and Mets continuing to implode, creating more wild card distance? Objectively good.

August 13 Comics 1. Batman: Dark Patterns #9 What an ending. The exhaustion of this case catches up to Batman and all he can do is watch the effects of himself and Gotham unfold. A phenomenal issue all around. All Batman fans should read this book

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I'm sorry, but this may be the funniest Facebook AI slop I have ever seen. Bury me sideways in my coffin, brother. Let my dog see

@indiana-jonas.com Just beat Long Puppy and absolutely loved it! Great time.

Found the Dinosaurs fan Doujins. I am officially in too deep.

Go Phils, say it back #Phillies

Jordan Romano has earned the proper pronunciation of his last name. #phillies

Went to a Knicks watch party and spent the entire time cheering at my phone for bullpen all-star Taijuan Walker striking out five in a row

GUTEN TAG #Phillies

Keep in mind, Strahm, Alvarado, and Kekering are *unquestionably* our three best bullpen arms, and all of them have been mid tonight (barring Jose getting himself out of his own jam). When does it end? #phillies

Hahahahahahahaa

Jose Alvarado striking out 3 hitters while the bases are loaded ---> knowing that means another player in our terrible bullpen is gonna be in for the final inning.

Like, I know that you can't blame every single thing on the bullpen and Strahm has been on the better end of our arms this season but also like... God damnit did anyone think this wouldn't happen? #phillies

Went "oh, it's a Rojas at bat, I can go grab something from the fridge" and he immediately homers lol #phillies

Alright, think that's enough Phillies baseball for one Friday.

Like yes, he's gotten in a lot of jams so far, but he's the fifth starter for a reason and playing cause of a rain delay, and has also gotten himself out of trouble with minimal damage. What's the offense's excuse? #phillies

Truly no better irony that the month the Phillies season looks absolutely lifeless would also be the month where Taijuan looks solid as a #5 starter.

Phillies won

2 girls and they get along like I'm Louuuuuuu

there is this constant lurid fantasy that cis men will pretend to be trans women to gain covert access to girls and women because in this scenario we're imagining predators are not the fathers or grandfathers or teachers or priests or cops who are already granted that access. come the fuck on.

Extremely easy case to make that based on this season performance, Nola is the Phillies fourth ranked starting pitcher at best

I know that if they lose the story of this game will be the first inning implosion, but Taijuan has otherwise been pitching very well tonight #phillies

The Phils are playing in the central time zone, that's why the Aaron Nola 4th inning implosion is coming an inning later.

The phils

Feud with Taijuan Walker officially dead, feud with Jordan Romano has started

Officially sounding the alarm that the bullpen is a red alert problem for the Phillies. A good problem to have (super fixable before the trade deadline!) but a problem none the less

Kyle, just slide the number across and we'll pay it #phillies

Pardon me, have you heard about the Phillies?

Elon Musk streaming POE 2 on his private plane while listening to “The Final Countdown” and everyone in the in-game chat is whispering him to kill himself. Now that’s cool.

God this is still so mind blowingly good

Can't be undefeated if you lose the first game of the series #phillies