*Taylor Sheridan pulling a slot machine arm* "Ok, we got... Kurt Russell... as a... Fire Chief in... Paducah, Kentucky" Paramount Exec: Sure whatever, here's $40,000,000. All of our parents: Prairie of Flames is the best show on TV

Trump Suffers Setback Unrelated To Child Rape

Donald Trump being in the Epstein files is a distraction from the Russian pee tape

Yes, that’s right. Someone tore their ACL playing poker

That’s so many guys

holy shit we've got the first spring training games of the season getting broadcast today too, this is the most Nothing Matters But The Vibes Are Alright day in living memory

In West Hollywood watching Olympic reruns in a Jokić jersey

Tip-off in 2 hours…welcome to Koreatown

They need a whole year from now to print files that are already available to read? Actually, these are books that have already been printed. Did this deal happen yesterday? Why are these guys the slowest workers

Clippers Nuggets game tonight…do I wear a Jokić jersey or do I go undercover

Samson

Zdarsky stopped doing Captain America covers, freeing me from buying the book

Tryin somethin new

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

the technology the left is excited about

Kinda proof that he should be a Republican

Yeah man, I’m really jazzed about this thing

the 10 thousand dollar gear that you need or you're a loser *the gear was free and there's affiliate links to the product. definitely "not sponsored"* why you dont need expensive gear at all, being thrifty makes you cool *video sponsored by used gear storefront + affiliate links*

the opportunists ask nothing better than to “quite safely leave to the future” all fundamental questions of the tasks of the proletarian revolution.

Maybe the biggest gap in tastiness from one meal to the next. Terrible

newsom won’t close the camps

da real draft kings

“Oh no, we have to cancel an Olympic event because the snow is too bad” you’re doing the Bad Weather Olympics, what do you mean the weather is too bad

I’m a new boy, I drink out of a glass now

Hey fellas, here's my first illustration for the year, I was just told to do a bird related thing for gift art and I defaulted to a harpy lady warrior lol. Was sick for a bit but was able to finish this last night. Haven't did an illustration like this in a bit. #originalart

Watching the new Bridgerton half season: we must overthrow the bourgeoisie

PISS ON THE GRAVE WOOOHOOOOOO

The boys are chillin

The sea would fix me. Like the mountaintop. The sea is a kind of mountaintop

Every day we get closer to Billy Bat

They already lost one. Never again.

It took me months, about 495 rides, recovering from a shattered right foot and hacking a folding scooter, but I finally own a Nintendo Switch 2 using points obtained from Citi Bike. Afterwards, it left me questioning the very nature of work. For @aftermath.site. aftermath.site/switch-2-cit...

This is so much worse than what took down Nixon, difference was that then the media did not like Nixon and wasn't trying to help him and today the media is controlled by the Epstein-Oligarch class and so is part of the same conspiracy that Trump is and buries it

Second ring to Cleveland…

headline from Distractify: “why is white supremacist Nick Fuentes selling Jeffrey Epstein merchandise?” I’ve got the answer. Nick Fuentes is a pedophile and so are all of his supporters.

NEW: Substack founders finally respond to Substackers Against Nazis. They say Nazis publishing and earning money on their platform is fine with them. Their full statement here: substack.com/@hamish/note...

Americans getting 14.88 on one of their free skate moves, curious

super bowl ads so ass that even lofi girl has to shout that they're anti-AI now

Sweden took gold in mixed doubles curling—what does this mean for Socialism in the US? (The Guardian, 2026)

every company that signs a branding deal with Harry Potter would be one thousand times better off doing the same thing with Dragon Ball

Hell yeah lfg

me when she

Justin Russo (router decided to take a massive dump and now he’s left without functioning home internet in 2026) is OUT for Tuesday’s game and will be listed as DOUBTFUL for Wednesday. Further updates will be provided as necessary.