the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

The hater becomes a waiter at the table of success

In case you were busy last night for whatever reason, Lan and I talked for a while about the Ultimate line leading up to Endgame! It’s a fun one

Comic anniversaries should follow common bench press PRs. Special issue 135, 225, 315, etc. Then they can start selling Batman in Planet Fitness!

I made it to 2026

Doing ten pushups for every foul at the end of this Toronto vs Denver game, gonna be real strong

This is an incredible turnaround by our beautiful producer. We were talking less than 24 hours ago! Amazing

Okay, we’ll start with trucks and take the libs by surprise with the mysterious step two

Please, Eywa 🙏

In 2026 we gotta normalize calling people Comrade Josh when they’re doing Comrade Josh type behavior

we've still got a few decades to sort this out but averaged across all industries and barring the election of some sort of millennial climate stalin who fixes all the problems, i think it's still LeBron with the clearest case to be made so far for The Greatest Millennial

Jokic injured, Kawhi going crazy, what a game

This is how I know that my mom is a liar

I’m going to throw up

Me confronting Bey when the revolution starts:

When you’re jorkin it on the shitter with the door open and you think you hear someone coming home

Clippers winning, Nuggets losing, my energy is being divided

Jokic injured?????? Terrible terrible

The Heated Rivalry boys are making audio pornography for the booktok girlies

2035 oscar predictions best director - stephen soderbergh, "lobster heist" best actor - adam driver, bailey frye, "lobster heist" best supporting actor (nominated) - channing tatum, badger frye, "lobster heist" best supporting actor (winner) - daniel craig, joe bang, "lobster heist"

best scene in Moneyball

As a man, I don't think it's my place to judge the actions of women. Who am I to call them "villains"? Maybe, if we sat our asses down and listened, we would learn that there were perfectly understandable reasons why these strong, smart, beautiful women acted the way they have. (6'1 btw)

Back in Bakersfield

Payakan is the culture

Steve Nash is telling me to fly to Dubai

erika kirk and JD vance planning the first annual Charlie Kirk Memorial Charity Gala

Why can’t we have a little fun

Did all billionaires spend Christmas microblogging about how we can't have universal healthcare?

The bloody ghost of my ancestor Lt. John Bacon, shot dead by a redcoat musket during the Battles of Lexington and Concord on April 19th, 1775, appeared at the side of my bed last night and said anyone can be American as long as they aren’t English

ur white homie after he finally learns what skoden means

Nuggets going into overtime so I could watch them play after Heated Rivalry finale

Merry Christmas, my gift to you this year is that for today and today only you may watch A Cookie for Caspian on youtube! youtu.be/886aH4QXP0w?...

Merry Christmas! Put your thinking cap on, it's time for Jeopardy. Lock in. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/1...

Looks like Santa might have forgotten to leave OKCs historic defense under the tree…

Snoopy and russell westbrook

My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.

Who throws a dolly zoom into a gay hockey show? Masterpiece

I have the perfect thing to fix the NBA All-Star game: homoerotic tension

The San Fransisco hockey team in Heated Rivalry has gotta be the gayest group of men imaginable

Nev/er in/ life/ have/ I/ blush/ed Russ/ians do/ not/ do// th/is

i knew it… the gay russo brother returns!

Everyone, log back into X and post pictures of fucked up things that can’t exist so we can break Grok

??????????? Kings and the Clips???? What the hell Rockets!

Laura Palmer's Theme

Impossible to say if The Rehearsal or Plur1bus is better, but goddamn

Now the work begins

Rough L for the Nuggets, but that’s a good lesson for PWat. Really dumb play, Jokić could and should have just bullied his way in. Oh well

Gonna either be Chip or Camp launching in the summer. Maybe they wait until Doomsday to launch a new run, but probably not