Rockets just pulled ahead? Suns are a bizarre team.

He deserves it. Would be really funny if the tree planting stuff made his next contract—which would reflect the raise from becoming All-NBA—void.

Starts May 1 imo

Economy so bad they literally closed the dick-sucking factory

Another Nuggets OT W that’s what’s up. Even better that the Clippers move to 8, hell yeah.

Week 2 of Hornography is here, and Gui brings a vibe shift with him. It’s very important you listen to our opinion before you watch the next episode of Born Again. www.patreon.com/posts/154889...

Steph Curry can do anything

We must unionize all workers and abolish the United States federal government (I’m doing my taxes rn)

NUGGETS W NEVER IN DOUBT

Messed up that the producers know ball enough that they call unions communist.

Nobody told me this last night

Listening to this while driving bc I’m tired of all my playlists, and we’re pretty funny. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

I dreamt of the beach (1/4)

Yo lakers wyd

ranma 1/2 but it’s Cory Booker switching parties every time he gets wet

Artyom’s stuff for Realis is just incredible. You haven’t even seen the damn clown yet.

Most of the time when I watch basketball I go “I could do a good job being an announcer,” but if I was on a tanking team I would not be able to do a good job

Incredible that Sengun and KD have played together for a whole season and they have zero chemistry or two-man game.

Nia DaCosta Verizon ad starring Connor Storrie

Happy Trans Day of Visibility ❤️🏳️‍⚧️❤️

Freeing Luigi isn’t enough

🧛🏻‍♂️ BATMAN 🦇 🩸🩸🩸

Please, somebody get the Pistons some sugar cubes. Gotta get something to stop Chet

Lunch is going hard today

We’re back baybeeeeeeeee! Born Again season 2 premiered last week, so today, our first episode of Hornography season 2 drops. We had Brason on and the results were chaotic. www.patreon.com/posts/154283...

Messy bitch moment from me but “good” and “bad” are just shorthand for “I like it” and “I dislike it” and we all use them but any critic that heavily hangs critique on them is not doing their job.

Whatever Samnee’s next thing is is going to be somethin special

"He's arguing with the robots! You can't defeat the robots!" is an all-time great call

Land ownership needs to be abolished

"I'm a cop, I don't understand the law" is literally one of the most on-brand things I have ever heard in my life

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Court of Gold was cool. Stupid that it tried to sell the US losing in the gold medal game, pretty sure everyone knows they won gold in 24. Every professional sports team should do a short doc about their season every year, that would be cool.

“Fascism is social democracy’s attempts at solving the contradictions of capitalism” goes hard As does “social democracy is socialism with the consent of the bourgeoisie” BEST ANTI-FASCIST BOOK EVER Fascism & Social Revolution, 3rd Ed. (1935) by Rajani Palme Dutt music.youtube.com/watch?v=shJN...

This is amateur game design. This is the kind of game design that makes you scrap it all and think about your life choices. www.espn.com/nba/story/_/...

MAAAAAAAAAAAN MAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Jazz/Nuggets will be a funny grudge match tonight. Horrible game to watch on 3/2. Feel like Jazz is gonna ball out tonight but idk

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

The only ethical use of instant replay in sports is to make sure the shot was a three or not

everyone on this website spent yesterday suggesting good YA alternatives to harry potter and not one of the things i saw listed was as good as Dragon Ball

I thought this dipped into unlikely, but it’s looking more and more possible by the day. Would be hilarious

What was he cooking here

Rockets, please do something about those dogs

Oh man Caruso entered the game, he’s worth two Chet’s

Boo Las Vegas, should be Mexico City! Should get a second Canadian team too, that would be fun.

It’s hard for me to believe anyone likes Guardian Devil podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/m...

Who are these announcers constantly talking about Harden’s weight. Think a fat ass can’t hoop? Smh

You might ask why I’m pacing around my house right now. Well, I can’t leave for my haircut appointment for another 20 minutes, so I’m eating an apple and arguing with a made up guy about communism.

Sometimes eating a whole chicken is just what you gotta do

Moody’s leg looked crazy, that’s horrible