i made alter version

Michio grabbed his son's shirt by mistake and he's been wearing it while cleaning up the dohyo. where's the lie tho? 😉

oops, the mawashi end slipped off his shoulder

lol my tumblr is pretty dead. i just lurk there at this point

me watching my mutuals fuck til they hole sloppy

also make the midsection shorter so that the belly peaks out of the shirt like this please and thank you

Wait... Wait just a minute..

why my isn't the egg cooking

hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his “daily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out

ooman, not yet

Michio grabbed his son's shirt by mistake and he's been wearing it while cleaning up the dohyo. where's the lie tho? 😉

"oh my god there's too many plane crashes!! i can't fly anymore!!!" literally sees 5 car crashes while driving for 10 minutes

not Facebook recommending me the Mayday episode of American 191 literally after UPS 2976 that crashed the other day

omg I wasn't expecting that to blow up a bit lol

anyway i just had to

I FUCKING DROPPED THE SAUSAGE ON THE FLOOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME

From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.

come to think of it, the UPS 2976 that crashed was eerily similar to American Airlines 191 that crashed in Chicago O'Hare.

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez

anyone remember the one person who had the laughing baby ringtone on their phone back in the day?

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."

Democratic nominee Zohran Mamdani was elected on Tuesday as the 111th mayor of New York City, defeating former governor Andrew Cuomo and Republican candidate Curtis Sliwa and making history as the city’s first Muslim mayor. 🔗 👉 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

BREAKING: Video shows crash of UPS Flight 2976 while taking off from Louisville International Airport in Kentucky

This reminds me: While not as nationally reported on, there are two other progressives running for mayor in major US cities. I have seen them compared as the Zohran of their races. We have Omar Fateh for Minneapolis & Katie Wilson for Seattle. If you can vote in those cities, I’d recommend them!

Dick is gone, Bush remains.

Captain Torture

caaan vocaloids like, especially singing in a big group, have them harmonize?? instead of singing in literal unison when they all sing at the same time??? it just makes them sound a lot better. same with duets of a solo song. please have them harmonize instead of answering each other by--

Drawing shirtless men to entice you to vote 🫵 --- Voting in the US ends tomorrow (11/4), and YOUR VOTE MATTERS, especially in local elections! Go to vote.gov to learn more! (thank you and sorry to @art-kitkat.bsky.social 🫶)

Do you like what you're seeing? #furry #furryart #furrynsfw #nsfw

You don’t get to name your kid X Æ A-12 and then say “or whatever his name is” about anyone else.

It's time for bed and someone looks ready for the taking~ Whether that means to bed or something more is the question! Sketch comm done for @onionwolf.bsky.social! 🐶🎨 #DoodleBeast #FurryArt #NSFW

even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

male fertility and male pregnancy rates are on the rise after demigod of the galactic empire proclaims the mpreg decree more at 11

Sirius acting like a supervillain while mpregnant like he about to raise the fertility rate

my gods how many accounts does this one guy have

AI looking ass

i fucking hate Clip Studio Paint's way of autosaving. autosaving only works when CSP is the active window. i had my computer on the whole day and when opening another youtube tab made it crash. i fucking hate technology.

Microsoft you ignorant slut. my mouse is connected but the cursor isn't moving. is this because they replaced their code with fucking AI??

this man can't even pull off Lincoln's beard. you just can't be Zohran we get it

Sirius acting like a supervillain while mpregnant like he about to raise the fertility rate

Once again:

huh come to think of it, i've never had a chance to do the pilgrimage to the cemetery for all saints day and all souls day celebrations. i've never understood why, since people just show up to clean the graves and party. but Mexico gets it and feels more meaningful than back home.

English: who is she me, in Bisaya: huy kinsang baihana ni

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