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BREAKING: Singer of “#1 Spice” from 2016 film, Queen of Katwe, elected mayor of New York City

For all my friends and others planning or even considering going to MFF? It's under the umbrella of all this shit going down in and around Chicago, be careful, seriously and truly be careful.

Michio grabbed his son's shirt by mistake and he's been wearing it while cleaning up the dohyo. where's the lie tho? 😉

I really need my Samsung keyboard to not capitalize the H in "hopefully" everytime i fucking type it in

oop a bit of an art block. hopefully I can draw something for myself after my lunch break.

Found the tweet that Joyce Carol Oates bodied Elon Musk with and it's so beautiful in its eloquent, simple take down. So much so he's crashing out trying to prove he reads books now. Put this in the Louvre.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court denied an attempt to challenge Obergefell v. Hodges, the case affirming marriage equality nationwide. Our freedom to marry remains the law of the land.

if you have a slit with a cock popping out, would that still be uncut? there's just no foreskin to cut 🤔 no i won't accept a cock popping out of a slit with foreskin already on the head, that's already redundant. same with a sheath. the sheath is literally the foreskin

Their audience demands the conspiracy slop, but they also want Kirk’s alleged murderer fried so they have to balance a way to keep their audience engaged and they’re going with: We watched a lot of furry porn to get to the bottom of all this.

good morning

bro making a separate nsfw account is useless when you post nsfw on main anyway and it's not even a specific kink topic

Furries, we need to talk about something very important. With Midwest FurFest just a month away, we need to address the elephant in the room For the past few months, ICE, Border Patrol, & other federal agents have been storming throughout the Chicago area, where MFF is located (1/5)

Another sketch of my boy Sendak hehe ✨🐺

so i can't seem to access requested DM's on bluesky once i back out of the screen and it's somewhat infuriating. searching for the issue doesn't yield any results

Fact-Checking Claims About Zohran Mamdani https://theonion.com/fact-checking-claims-about-zohran-mamdani/

uggghhhh. what a shifty day i'm having.

i need my desktop to stop waking up from sleep and raising my bedroom temperature 15º

how am i watching a hook up in real time on my timeline

me: I had an annoying customer today my sister: you really should go to therapy if you keep complaining about the annoying customer of the day ???????????????????????????????

ayo who's cruising with me tonight 😎

i made alter version

oops, the mawashi end slipped off his shoulder

lol my tumblr is pretty dead. i just lurk there at this point

me watching my mutuals fuck til they hole sloppy

also make the midsection shorter so that the belly peaks out of the shirt like this please and thank you

Wait... Wait just a minute..

why my isn't the egg cooking

hey i don’t usually make posts like these but i see a certain comic artist has made their way here, you might know him from his “daily life of a gay couple” comics, but he made this horribly transphobic comic and threw a temper tantrum when people called him out for it a while back, so look out

ooman, not yet

Michio grabbed his son's shirt by mistake and he's been wearing it while cleaning up the dohyo. where's the lie tho? 😉

"oh my god there's too many plane crashes!! i can't fly anymore!!!" literally sees 5 car crashes while driving for 10 minutes

not Facebook recommending me the Mayday episode of American 191 literally after UPS 2976 that crashed the other day

omg I wasn't expecting that to blow up a bit lol

anyway i just had to

I FUCKING DROPPED THE SAUSAGE ON THE FLOOR ARE YOU KIDDING ME

From the Guardian. Cartoonist Ella Baron.

come to think of it, the UPS 2976 that crashed was eerily similar to American Airlines 191 that crashed in Chicago O'Hare.

Dick Cheney dies, Zohran Mamdani wins, a beaver moon shines in the sky… I just know the Etsy witches have been busy.

Inbox— next cover of the New Yorker: “Mayor Mamdani,” by Edel Rodriguez

anyone remember the one person who had the laughing baby ringtone on their phone back in the day?

Mamdani: "I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life but let tonight be the final time I utter his name."