Sorry, the womb tattoo started glowing

Hey guys it's May!! It's time for hn-- ....hhhng.... ..mm-... m-mayternity...

gives your hrothgar butt pats

Update: He Woke up and Doesnt remember everything he drank.

I will never forgive AI for destroying one of my favorite emoji/symbols the humble sparkle

Brennan did NOT expect the prompt after... 😭

I'm the green hrothgar thats playing dead!

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

GOOD NEWS! Researchers have developed an HIV vaccine candidate that achieves something never before observed in the field: inducing detectable neutralizing antibodies (nAbs) against HIV within just THREE weeks after a SINGLE immunization which was further INCREASED after an additional booster.

Alluring scents 🎨 @junkztown.bsky.social

This little detail is everything to me and I hope they have lil snaggle teeth

Homo Bakery

this is already the best ffxiv expansion

Playing the Evangelion raid in #FFXIV on the Nintendo Switch 2 and I fuck up the clap mechanics during the Congratulations part of the fight

YALL CAN PLAY AS A HROTHGAR YOU CAN PLAY THE GAME NOW

THE FURRY EXODUS IS COMING!

no SHOT

WHAT THE FUYCK1 '/.1?!#?$r 23'15LL;K312JMRK!??!?1?!1??!!?1?1 1WAHAY

rip blitzballer LMAOO

and they're getting closer together

PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEPASS PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEPASS PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEPASS PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEPASS PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEPASS PLEASE DON'T BE A BATTLEP

the reality of living with a kobold

CW: degradation, bullying, strong language (including f-slur) Had to sprinkle in a little bit of toxic yaoi with @dickarmdaryl.bsky.social's Dog Daryl~

I regret to inform you that this is me

... hungry

WOOF!

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

HMMMMMMMMM

This is exactly the image that appears in my head when i tell someone to "get that fucking guy"

there's a jollibee x FFXIV collab but it's for the US and Canada not the philippines ...where jollibee is from rip

there's a lot of slang originating from AAVE getting turned to "tiktok speak" or "gen z lingo", but a lot of people just don't realize it sadly

“Non-black people want to take everything from us except the weight of our history.”

being filipino is like: I fucking hate this country i wish life was better i wanna move out *one good filipino thing* omg i love being filipino, filipino priiiiideeeee

so popular youtuber who's personality is "shy e-boy that will stay single" is actually not single and has been unfaithful to his girlfriend this whole time? man idk the actual bits of drama but damn I haven't been attached to anything around the sphere of offlinetv in a while

what if... skullface tahlmiir

i think it'd be way funnier if the guy who does the penetrating is the one that ends up pregnant

oh my god fox is so cute i can't aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Pokemon Migraine Pokemon Tummy ache

Pokemon Testosterone Pokemon Estrogen

hey, just so you know, if i ever stop talking mid sentence and seem to zone out before coming back seeming confused, it's because my soul was temporarily dr mario. yeah it's a common problem for a lot of autistic people

You should know that the infamous I Love You virus uses the same trick - Always make sure to turn on 'show file extensions' in your windows/browser settings.

anyone interested on a $30 doodle...?

Wand Lore Wizard's delicacy (it's third party if ya'll curious)

Crema the Dog, the mage

Hang this quote up on the wall

this is me doing my birthday dance art by @tacorat.com !