Twitch partner achieved! Thank you to everyone that supported me in this journey. 🥹 @finalbossaj.bsky.social @merfffy.bsky.social

Want to root for the Pokemon Go equivalent of Average Joe's Gym against a pack of Arbok? I'm in this final on Sunday and I'll try and make a run that would get a approving nod from Christine Taylor...

Here's how Padres announcers Don Orsillo and Tony Gwynn Jr. reacted to the call. "That could have been an immaculate inning had that been called a strike. And guess what? It was really a strike." "That's gonna go viral."

The retail therapy needed to keep me sane is getting so expensive I might be better off just getting actual therapy instead.

And now I wait for Legends Z-A...

Happy Pride, if you’re reading this, it means you’re gay. Just for a month though. Enjoy yourself.

🌈 @finalbossaj.bsky.social began her journey in the frozen blue world of Pokémon Blue, battling side by side with her brother. Drawn to the elegance and resilience of Ice-types, she carved her path through the snow-covered fields of Pokemon GO PvP.

I can only imagine how much worse my mental health would be if I actually used social media regularly. I mean, the doomscrolling isn't helping, and it reaffirms my "a person can be smart, but people are damn stupid" maxim on a daily basis, but damn.

After hearing about all the horror stories of people trying to access crashing websites, and hearing a dozen people call in to the store only to be told they wouldn't have one waiting because of the people in line, kinda glad I locked up my Switch 2 order in person. Gaming coming in June, y'all.

If I don't see Golden Rule actions from the Democrats if/when they get power again on people "totally ironically" posting Nazi and genocide stuff on social media, I'mma flip.

Girls no longer just want to have fun, girls want revenge.

The battlers for Zygarden's live-streamed launch tournament are set! Featuring: Rhyblet Paulasha97 LNDsTSteinar ItsAXN mxchmp FinalBossAJ sophtoph Zarddy 📅 Saturday (3/15) ⏰ 12:00pm PT 📺 twitch.tv/zygardengg 🏆 View brackets: tinyurl.com/zy-bracket

Cool. Next time can we just lock up every Nazi-saluting jackboot on this premise then? Maybe prevent this sort of stuff from taking root in the future? And stop hand-wringing about it because it's clear the other side doesn't give a damn?

The World's Top Battlers and me, I guess.

Is it cold in here or has @finalbossaj.bsky.social arrived where she streams cool Pokemon stuff on Twitch. Her passion as a competitor, with a side of frustration with Niantic's glitches with PvP, makes it difficult to not have zeal about Pokemon! Episode Link: bit.ly/TrainersEye88

Someone give me an ice pick lobotomy. Please. This brain doesn't work anymore.

I’ll bet some Democratic strategist told Newsom that Dems need to engage more like this to counter the right wing echo chamber. Nah. You wind up platforming a racist and worse, you’ll wind up saying some shit that make a bunch of white supremacists go, see Newsom likes/agrees with Charlie Kirk!

Well, this has made me really sad for the day.

We are excited to be handling the Pokémon GO portion of @ghphoenixville.bsky.social's Pokémon Day event! Join us at 6pm on Thursday, February 27th for a FREE $50 OGL Tournament! Registration is LIVE: start.gg/asylumpokemonday

This is a second lavender scare. They're going to purge all LGBTQ employees from the federal government.

For those people who keep asking me why I'm not going to NAIC, this is why.

I know I should say more things on here, but there are only so many ways I can say "I hate everything right now" without becoming a parody account of Garfield.

So like here's the thing. When we all got here early on there was a sort of understanding that everyone was deeply traumatized by social media and had to relearn how to people properly. Try to have grace while not encouraging bullshit.

if i see you wearing this shit i’m burning down your house

Xavier Worthy with one of the all-time great garbage time performances.

If I had already won three Super Bowls and was at risk of a day trip to Washington to hear Harrison Butker and the pumpkin tongue bath each other for hours, I'd probably not be giving it my best effort either, to be fair.

Taking a break from my usual doomscrolling to let you all know that it's now 14 straight seasons of hitting Legend in the silly #PokemonGo game. Went from 2678 starting Wednesday to Legend in the last set last night, capping an 18-7 to reach it. Krook waited four years to be a cheat code.

Seeing a blatant fascist dismantling and takeover of the government and using it as an opportunity to mostly complain about the left or throw trans people under the bus means you're helping them. No other way to slice it.

That last paragraph is how you know Nova Scotians mean business

Not gonna lie, that may be my second least favorite women's Rumble to date. Sucks it's the first one I get to watch live.

OK CM Punk wearing a Shorsey Sudbury Bulldogs hoodie in the intro is freaking amazing.

Incredible new piece of data journalism from a crack team at Bloomberg, led by @davey.bsky.social and @leonyin.org 🔥 bloom.bg/4jnaKW1

Look, I knew today was gonna suck. I'm going to try and focus on the good things. I had a good stream today, with some good people in chat. I went positive somehow. And I did this in Marvel Rivals, so go me.

There is no such thing as "a perfect amount of woke." It's just "Don't be a terrible person". On both ends of the spectrum.

I covered the Blue Jays for some terrible years of baseball, started right after their playoff runs in 2017. I never got to see a playoff win. I got to cover a lot of mediocrity This is the lowest point for the club since those days. At least the playoff sweeps there was hope. There is none here.

Someone make something better than Pepsi Zero so I can switch off this burger's pop.

This is their entire gameplan. At every new event and catastrophe they're going to blame women or trans people or immigrants or whatever. It's all to keep us fighting each other. That's it. I'm so tired of this.

I think there's a lot to criticise Trudeau for, and some things his government did well, but I have appreciated that more often than not the Liberals have at least tried to do good things for people. Stephen Harper was just *mean*, and Poilievre is even moreso.

Whelp, 2024 had few high spots (getting partner on Twitch, regional trips especially to LA with GFs), and a lot of low ones (basically everything else), and I don't have a lot of faith in 2025 being better, so here is hoping the good ones survive the year, come out stronger and ready to fight.

Nothing more Punk Rock than being alive when they want you dead.

I was sitting in that chair for two hours, passing out presents and talking with my family. I got up for a couple minutes to help my niece try and defeat my dad at Connect 4 and my parents' dog Jessie leaped at the opportunity to reclaim what is apparently her spot. #MerryChristmas #DogDontCare

Mostly I posted that last one because I wanted wish y'all a Happy Holidays and didn't want to burn that joke I had planned but forgot to post. Anyway, here is a photo of my dad going full Santa on my 5-year-old niece's new digital camera.

Look at that! The perfect amount of posts! Surely I should just stop typing anything on this site and let the nice number sit on here forever... Wait...

Anyone who endorses neo-Nazis is a neo-Nazi.

I haven't said anything on Toronto yet cause sick, but I admit I'm kinda disappointed. T-33 and tied for top woman in the main event with Lilwinery, and then 9th in an 8-top cut in the Sunday Cup. There are things I could have done so much better. It was a stacked field, but I still missed my shot.

New #GOBattleLeague team suggestions for both Great League Fantasy Cup and Ultra League by some of the best Canadian trainers (and the Toronto 2024 Champion)! Looks like it's Azumarill time, but Shiinotic makes for a sneaky corebreaker.. 🥷 Check them out below ⬇️

Y'all is one of the best gender neutral words for a collection of people that has been introduced in the English language, and it's why I, a Canadian, sound like I'm Southern half the time because I use it frequently. Also, the NYT has been a garbage fire for opinions lately, so y'all shut up.

A few years ago, a tweet like this—not just pathetic for obvious reasons, but also lame and unfunny—would’ve been ratio’d into the earth. Now it has 22k likes because the other app artificially boosts and bots the worst opinions from the biggest losers. Just a shame. That’s all.

Between BattleBill, HomesliceHenry and now PVPSteve, I don't know what to believe in terms of names anymore. Next you'll be telling me YasserAleed's real name is Mike Smith.

"This Thanksgiving, I have reversed the traditional meal. The meat is stuffed inside the breading, and binded with a gruyere mix. I opted for blueberries over cranberries to add sweetness." "A.J., we're Canadian. Why are you knifing jam into that pizza pocket?" "I'm getting groceries tomorrow."