It would felt a lot more tolerable to be immediately transitioning into the season of darkness and doom if we’d had a Blue Jays win as a sweetener

I honestly had a pretty positive opinion of the Dodgers going into this series, based mostly on my affection for Mookie and Ohtani, but they’ve really put the team’s shitty character on full display over the past seven games. They’re like a pettier but also less justified Yankees.

The Dodgers really are pieces of shit. Put their whole pitching staff (minus Ohtani) in the sea

absolutely insane to be in your eighth ever MLB start (five of which have been IN THE POST SEASON) and to have struck out every single batter in the dodgers lineup (at least) once by the fifth inning, in GAME FIVE OF LITERALLY THE WORLD SERIES

What is the Dodgers organist trying to signify when they play the Twin Peaks theme? #mlb

Dan Shulman REALLY hates how loud the sound system is in Dodgers Stadium

National anthems before sports games are an incredibly stupid tradition.

This late start of the Jays/Yankees game is killing me. I need to go to bed but I’d definitely sleep a lot easier if the score difference was bigger than 6-3.

I’m glad we get Buck and Dan for the postseason Jays broadcasts, but the price we pay is still needing to see that ad with the dancing family who are so excited about their Rogers phone plan

took me a solid 2 minutes of laughing to realize this was because the linked website wasn’t working

The only baseball thing I like more than the Blue Jays winning is seeing Yankees fans dispirited and groaning

Cops are making 100k plus and saying its not enough. Ff are volunteering Cops are begging for tanks and toys FF are begging for fire suits and masks that pass a basic safety inspection. Cops claim its dangerous and physical. FF are actually getting injured daily

I miss Letterkenny tremendously so I’m finally trying to watch Shoresy. Why is any of this happening? Did Jared Keeso really just want to skate more?

happy birthday to the author of the best tweet in history

get in loser we're tilting pigs

Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.

from "Classical Studies memes for Hellenistic teens" on FB

if being able to do this well is critical thinking then its opposite, D&D-wise, is fumble thinking

Google Analytics’ AI “helper” is trying to figure out why organic traffic to a website has been so much lower ever since Google Search introduced AI summaries at the top of the search results

Just watched the Blue Jays score 8 runs in an inning. I forgot that it was possible to feel good while watching sports

My car is being serviced at the dealership and they have CNN on the TV in the little customer waiting area. This shit is absolutely deranged. People talk about doom scrolling, but cable news is so much worse than social media.

if you need AI to write an email you are weak of soul

is this... a pro-abortion billboard?

The entire county of Antigonish is apparently going to be without power for at least nine hours today because Nova Scotia Power’s infrastructure can’t handle a calm, pleasant Spring day

I’d be fine with my tax dollars going to saturation advertising in that riding about the carpetbagging grifter who removed the MP they just elected in order to gratify his ego.

The “racist uncle” at family dinners stereotype is going to have to change to “fascist nephew”

That “NDP 2” on cbc is pretty heartbreaking, whatever else happens tonight

Could CBC really not find a less goofy former Conservative than Jason Kenney?

The election right now:

CBC’s weird policy of not showing Gem ads if you stream to your tv but popping them back in if you watch on your phone means that my wife’s request to take it off the TV has led to me seeing a lot more wet Anna Kendrick and Dan Levy and Catherine O’Hara trying to fold in the cheese than I’d prefer

I was just reminiscing about how elections used to be kind of exciting. Sometimes hopeful, sometimes discouraging. Now they’re always somewhere between intense anxiety and misery.

Can we just get rid of these fascists so I don’t need to hold my nose and vote for the party of a literal banker next time?

Astronomers have found thousands of planets outside the solar system. All of them are, to my knowledge, garbage. Happy Earth Day to the only good one 🌍

Nature’s first green is gold, Her hardest hue to hold

with apologies to @xkcd.com

That Jared Keeso Heritage Minute makes me pretty sure he should play BJ Blazkowicz in a Wolfenstein TV series

Major League Baseball game scheduling is discriminatory against the Atlantic time zone

I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga

Living in a climate where this happens was a mistake. What are any of us doing here

Man, the sun was up when I got up this morning and that shit is better than coffee

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean

Nova Scotia is introducing a bill to get rid of Daylight Savings Time, which is totally frivolous and not what the govt should be prioritizing, but it’s a fun distraction thinking about how the prospect of waking up an hour early once per year throws some people’s entire lives into disarray

Learning about WW2 as a kid, I couldn’t understand how everyday people let fascists just walk around, and I still don’t understand it.

So we’re all just boycotting the US, right?

I accidentally did a big skeet

That last paragraph is how you know Nova Scotians mean business

So, Dry January ends after work today, right?

Just got a giant pop up over my work Gmail from Google’s Gemini AI asking what it could do for me today