The downfall of subway can be measured through the portioning of the meats.

Alright alright no more self indulgent hot girl posting what else do I have in there... What else... On the morning after my 18th birthday I sharted myself in the family guy pajama bottoms

Guys there is no reason to kick a ho when she’s down

A drone operator located a lost puppy who had been missing for 34 hours in deep snow. The thermal-imaging footage made for a heartwarming reunion both literally and figuratively. 12/10 (FB: North Country Drone Search & Recovery)

I’m smoking a Super Bowl rn

happy first birthday to Bluesky, and what a year it's been! with every day, the need for an open network that puts people first becomes increasingly clear. we're glad to be building this with you. after all, the heart of a social network is the people.

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Don’t worry, Musk is only hiring the most qualified candidates for government work.

thinking about Helly R. like UGH MY SHAYLA

sometimes they just put pictures in black and white to trick us

💅🏼💅🏼immediately downloaded the video last night

me rn on Xiaohongshu

Me without TikTok (I’m devastated)

i have cast a curse to send every CEO here

People being more upset about losing TikTok than the loss of democracy is pretty telling.

before tiktok, before bluesky, before twitter, before meta, before it all, there were sewers. after all, there will be sewers.

Weird the banned TikTok and abortions but not assault weapons.

I don’t have an opinion on TikTok because I’m on Bluesky and that means I’m over 30 years old and most of my opinions are about Tylenol and what’s on Hulu

There are so many things I would ban before TikTok, including SUVs and assault weapons…

RIP TikTok. It should’ve been Twitter

the TikTok algorithm is so good that it even served up the perfect video to act as the background for its ban announcement

They banned abortion & TikTok before assault weapons… THEY BANNED ABORTION & TIKTOK BEFORE ASSAULT WEAPONS.

inconsolable

genuinely in tears at the thought of loosing all my videos on tiktok. I have had it for 9 years since it was musically.

I hate these new teachers who record themselves at their job. especially when they record a student going thru a hard moment. Like you didn’t go to school for 4-6 years to do this and now you’re on the internet complaining and violating a child’s privacy and right to education. fuckign do better

NEW HUBBLE IMAGE OF A PAIR OF INTERACTING GALAXIES LOCATED 390 MILLION LIGHT-YEARS AWAY!!!

i hate elon musk