Which movies should I watch this week before going to Salem? ✨🧹 I’m starting with The Crucible

The heartbreaking agony of stepping on your pets tail and then trying to explain to them you didn’t mean to hurt them is a special kind of hell 🥲

Re-creating this look from “Wuthering Heights” 🤍

Visiting Salem this week and just found out that Massachusetts is getting a blizzard 🥲

The UK arrested the Andrew formerly known as Prince and yet the USA still has an adjudicated rapist and alleged PDF sitting in our Oval Office. WE ARE NOT ANGRY ENOUGH.

Misogynist incels will spend allllll day in my comment sections complaining about a system that They Set Up. “But what AbouT HyPergaMy?” You systemically subjugate women by withholding access and resources unless we ✨acquiesce✨ and then you immediately complain when we do.

Everything I learn about this influencer divorce has been against my will. It’s almost like the more money spent on a wedding is an exact precursor for how short the marriage will be. It’s ALMOST like throwing a lavish ceremony is compensating for lack of actual compatibility and love.

Well, I made it to February before pooping my pants this year. 🥲 IBS life is really shitty. And yes, my shitposting IS BACK. You’re welcome.

Is A Knight of Seven Kingdoms the best thing HBO has put out since Game of Thrones? Yes, yes it is.

What are you watching right now? 👀

Please don’t judge me but Bridgerton is my absolute guiltiest pleasure. I binge this show like it’s my job 🫣

“Wuthering Heights” felt like a teen fever dream ⬇️ Full Movie Review ⬇️

“Wuthering Heights” was visually stunning with an incredible soundtrack. However… Full movie review coming later

I’ll be in Salem next week! 🧹🌙 Please drop your recommendations for restaurants, museums, etc. in the comments!

Waking up to the news of a deadly shooting in Canada… We in the states know that pain all too well. My heart breaks for our wonderful neighbors to the north. American but heart is in Canada today❤️

So, when We The People actually get the un redacted files, how would you guys like to handle it? Guillotine? Hanging? Firing squad? Personally, I’m voting for the wood chipper. Feet first.

All Black Valentine’s Day ‘fit 🖤

I guess we should start referring to it as KidRock Bottom.

I saw someone refer to the other show as Klanchella and I can’t stop laughing lmao

I feel like the Seahawks defeating the Patriots with a Spanish halftime show is very symbolic. We should be moving back onto the correct timeline now.

I deadass just thought that Jon Bon Jovi was Epstein omg 👀

Who do you think Bad Bunny is going to have as his guest(s)? 👀 I’m hoping for Cardi but also heard rumors of Gaga. Either would be epic ✨💫

As a Pittsburgher, I watched the Pittsburgh Steelers defeat the Seattle Seahawks in 2006. It was the first time the Steelers had won a Super Bowl in 27 years. I was only 19. I’m 39 now and I’ll be rooting for the Seahawks today. Much love from The Steel City 🖤💛

Watching Lindsey Vonn go down absolutely broke my heart. What an absolute legend to do that event despite a freshly torn MCL — knowing that this would be her last chance. Nothing but respect for her. I truly hope that she is ok 💔

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but there are no gorillas in The Lion King.

Does anyone else find it strangely poetic that Hillary & Bill will be the ones to administer the coup de grâce? There’s something so satisfying about it to me.

Is this… hope? ✨🥹

I just found out that Trump is mentioned more in the Epstein files (38,000 times) than Harry Potter is mentioned in ALL 7 of the Harry Potter books. He’s literally the main character.

I’m hoping that The Big Beautiful Day lands on July 3rd, 2026. As a special 250th birthday present for America 😎 Can you even imagine that parties?! I’m giddy just thinking about it.

Question for the medical professionals: Genuinely, how long until The Big Beautiful Day? No golf, hand bruising, slurred speech, cognitive decline, etc. How long are we talking? Is America going to have the BEST birthday ever? Or are we going to have to endure this PDF for his full term?

Is Epstein still alive?! What is going on rn 👀

Boo’s always come from the cheap seats

Performative piety always precedes the most predictable accusations. Truly heinous stuff. If you’re thinking of someone specific as you read this—YES, it applies to them. Good people don’t need to push the “forgiveness” and “savior” nonsense, bad people do. (I’ve yet to be wrong about this, btw.)

Did I get that right..? 👀

Why does the new generation not understand the difference between WOMAN and WOMEN?!? If I hear one more dumb ass podcast douche refer to women as WOMAN I’m going to lose my fucking mind. WOMAN = SINGULAR WOMEN = PLURAL What in the actual fuck is happening

If you need a laugh today, just remember that there were people out there still expecting a DOGE stimulus check. There are people who genuinely thought the richest man in the world was going to GIVE THEM money. It’s almost like they have absolutely no idea how billionaires are made.

We lost an absolute legend 💔 Rest in Peace, Catherine O’Hara

In solidarity with the national *General Strike* here in America, I will not be posting any content today.

I would watch anything that Emerald Fennell makes and “Wuthering Heights” is no exception ❤️

Which lady is best? 💃🏻❤️

I just saw someone refer to Kristi Noem as a TWATZI and I can’t stop laughing.

After this regime has fallen… it’s going to be open season.

Even us Witches know that Jesus would have flipped the tables that ICE sit at. Alex Pretti is the closest thing to Christ those agents will ever see and they killed him in the street for it. Standing up to oppression? Protecting the marginalized? They crucified him for it. Just. Like. Christ.

Rise.

The execution of Alex Pretti will be remembered as the tipping point of the 2nd American Revolution.

TikTok has been down all morning and the timing is suspect — at best.

I don’t know who needs to hear this today but if you can be shot and killed for having *a legal firearm* on you, then you do not, in fact, have the right to bear arms.

He died protecting a woman. He was the exact kind of man they pretend to be. Alex Pretti will not be forgotten. His bravery lives on in us all.

My tears have transformed into rage. My rage has become unbearable. A constant throb. I can no longer tell, Where I end, And It Begins.

He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. He literally died trying to protect her. 💔