Appalled? Yes. Surprised? No.

I just checked my message requests folder on IG and this random man (compete stranger, mind you) has been sending me approximately 3-5 reels, per day, for the last 2 months. I have no idea who this man is. He gives no context whatsoever. What in the actual fuck is wrong with men, bro?

The closet door is glass, babe.

PS- Paul Dano is the fucking man.

I find it almost poetic that a completely unprovoked dig at Paul Dano from a sniveling little cretin (who happens to make some decent films sometimes) has not only inadvertently assembled the entirety of the internet in his defense, but it almost certainly has boosted his career.

🎄🎁WITCHMAS✨🧹 Food & Toy Drive Donate at: WonderWitchCares.com Or come see us in person at Wonder Witch Boutique on Saturday 12/13 (12-8pm)

WITCHMAS! ✨🧹🎄🎁

The rumors are true! 👀 @johngeedoyle.bsky.social

💚 Wicked: For Good 🩷

Going to see Wicked: For Good tonight! Even though I’ve read the books, seen the Broadway performance multiple times, and therefore already know the ending… I am 100% going to cry 💚🩷

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Listen, just how big is Bubba’s hog? 👀 Why are so many people so keen to do that to him? Is he like an American Rasputin, or..? I have questions that need answered.

Internet remains undefeated 😎

The second Bill Clinton bj scandal of my lifetime was not on my 2025 bingo card you guys.

BubbaGate has me hootin and hollerin. I feel like this is the most fun we’ve had together as a country since Four Seasons Total Landscaping.

Millennials are loving this btw

Those files have to be SO BAD 👀

PITTSBURGH FOOD DRIVE 11/15

Who really should have been burning whom..?

Donations are over $2500 so far for the Pittsburgh Food Bank! Food Drive 12-8pm Saturday, November 15th Wonder Witch Boutique Pittsburgh, PA

We are now at over $1000 in donations! 🥹

PITTSBURGH FOOD DRIVE! November 15th, 12-8pm at Wonder Witch Boutique in Allentown (Pittsburgh)

PITTSBURGH FOOD DRIVE Saturday November 15th

Movie night 🎬🍿

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A WIN IS A WIN! 🌊🌊🌊🌊

The rumors are true! 💚

Beetlejuice Bloopers 👻💚

The Angry Princess 🔪👻

“Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!” 💚🤍🖤💜💚🤍🖤💜💚🤍🖤💜💚🤍

Happy Halloween & Blessed Samhain, Witches ✨🍂

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice 💚💚💚💚

I was sooooo tired of people making $$ off of NY content on Facebook.. so I finally made a Facebook account. (If anyone is gonna make $ off of me on FB, it’s gonna be me, bitch. lol) You can follow me here:

Halloween 2019-2024 👻

Movie night 🎬🍿

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6+ hour flight delay today 🫠 I should have brought more than one book.

The death of that young climber who fell from El Capitan this week is just haunting me. Yosemite is one of America’s most beautiful national parks and my heart breaks for him, his family, and all of those who witnessed that tragedy 💔

Movie night🍿🎬 V/H/S/Halloween #VHS8

Keeping it real for the girls, gays, and theys 💅

Hear me out… what if Nicole Kidman and Angelina Jolie started dating each other 👀

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I have a lot of things to say about this movie… but it isn’t out in America yet so I won’t spoil it.

TMI 🫣

Follow me there… if you dare ✨ www.youtube.com/@jordanthegr...

🔜YouTube👀

I miss having a leader who speaks with intelligence, empathy, and dignity

I just saw a creator say “Jesus would have flipped the tables that Charlie Kirk sat at” and I haven’t been able to pick my jaw up off the floor yet.

Wait, do you guys think someone finally has the Deathnote?! I just saw that JK Rowling has cancer 👀