I miss having a leader who speaks with intelligence, empathy, and dignity

I just saw a creator say “Jesus would have flipped the tables that Charlie Kirk sat at” and I haven’t been able to pick my jaw up off the floor yet.

Wait, do you guys think someone finally has the Deathnote?! I just saw that JK Rowling has cancer 👀

They caught the Charlie Kirk assassin 👀 Tyler Robinson (22) from Utah Straight, white, American, man, btw.

Y’all sound corny asf fr

FBI released photos of a person of interest in the Charlie Kirk assassination and the first thing I thought was: They better hope, IF they catch this guy, that he isn’t even *slightly* attractive… because we all saw what the internet did with Luigi 👀

👱🏻‍♀️👱🏻👴🏻🧔🏼👨🏻‍🦲: “He was a father!” So was John Wayne Gacy.

The internet feels so wild during times like this. Remember the Titan Submarine debacle? That sustained me for weeks. Months, even. I yearn for these weird little investigative periods where everyone is abuzz with a new morbid mystery 👀

No One Mourns The Wicked 💚

Gun violence in America is so frequent and normalized that on the exact same day that Charlie Kirk was shot and killed at a Utah university, 3 others were shot at a Colorado school — during the same afternoon in America.

Winter has come for Charlie Kirk 🪦

😬

Ren Faire Photo Dump! ⚔️✨💃🏻

Do you guys think that Rudy Giuliani is the final horcrux?? 👀

“No man will ever want you!” Meanwhile, literally me:

The internet remains undefeated:

I started commenting this under maga posts and they lose it every single time. It triggers them EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Horror Book Recs for Spooky Season 👻

Witches in America rn:

Dress Rehearsal went great, you guys! Not the news we wanted but it proved that we’re all more than ready when the Big Beautiful Day actually arrives.

Despite the false alarm… I think it’s important to note that you should live your life in such a way that the entirety of the world does not celebrate at a mere chance of your passing away.

Ok friends, I don’t want to get your hopes up but he hasn’t been seen in a few days and he did not make an appearance in Minneapolis after the shooting… if he doesn’t play golf this weekend then I think we need to put the champagne on ice 🍾👀

🐱

Go make me a sandwich 🥪💅

“Edgelord Femcel Final Boss”

🪦🌿

I’m starting to think this term is Trump’s Make-A-Wish at this point because what in the actual fuck is going on

I have a pretty good idea of our Halloween costumes this year— —but I’d love to see your costume suggestions in the comments! 👀

BREAKING: Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been released from prison at the order of a U.S. magistrate judge in Tennessee after being imprisoned illegally, and is now on his way back to Maryland to see his family.

Debating Bill this morning on whether or not ‘8 Mile’ is a musical. He says no. I say yes.

Are there any lonely, elderly, people out there with an insane—and potentially haunted—house that they don’t want seized by the state when they pass? I clean, garden, repair, and I’m an excellent cook! I’ll happily move in as caretaker and promise to maintain the property for all my days 🖤👻

I just want to inherit a crumbling yet beautiful mansion from an obscure relative that I didn’t know I had. Ghosts, entities, and a sprawling library are all bonuses. Is that too much to ask?!?

I’ve been commenting this under all the Fox News posts about Gavin Newsom

🧢

oh they’re gonna be LIVID

🧢

I’m cackling 💀

Why do cicadas butts fall off? Do you guys know what I’m talking about when their little butts fall off? I kind of want only wrong answers tbh

🐱🗯️

As millennials, we were too young for the nicotine addiction with cigarettes but were too old to vape. So we’re just awkwardly sandwiched between the Gen X smokers🚬 and the Gen Z vapers💨

I just woke up and remembered that some people actually believed that they were going to get a $5000 stimmy from Elon Musk and busted laughing out loud in my kitchen at 7:30am How do you think they’re all doing rn?

🤞👀🤞

The amount of times I have had this exact conversation… 🥲

Sorry I’ve been absent from media for a few days, you guys. Bill & I picked up a little summer flu and have been achey, fatigued, and nauseous all week. Finally starting to feel a bit better today but still resting. If I don’t post for 2-3 days I start to get worried messages from y’all. I’m ok!

Check out our episode on ❤️SINNERS💙

💅

Super stoked to be on the @cinemapsychospod.bsky.social podcast again! Tonight, we discuss ‘Sinners’

Just IMAGINE if any other group did this…

💅