Who on this earth thinks Johnny Cash is “deeply uncool”? Also, compared to *Bob Dylan*?

I’m giving away a free paperback and e-copy of my novel, Cobbler’s Hill! For details and the entry form, click here: lauraeprice.com/2025/10/05/c... #booksky

As the Tumblr girlies say, like to charge, repost to cast.

I’m giving away a free paperback and e-copy of my novel, Cobbler’s Hill! For details and the entry form, click here: lauraeprice.com/2025/10/05/c... #booksky

Free book? Enter to win a copy of Cobbler's Hill!

On the one hand, “Dragula” slowed down and creepified would be amazing for a horror parody. On the other hand, what if you went entirely the other direction and took, say, “bury a friend” and re-did it Katy Perry style for a Stepford Wives kind of movie?

“Perfect” is the enemy of basically everything. Also, you look better than you think you do.

Listening to a little Bauhaus this morning, thinking of the husband. youtu.be/Yy9h2q_dr9k?...

@scottyd89.bsky.social justice reminded me I wanted to write tonight so that he could take the TV over to play Fallout.

Ah, the lack of sleep is catching up to me: all my hopes and dreams shall come to naught, the evils of the world are mine own fault, I am the worst of the worst, the most wretched of —- <huge yawn>

Holy fucking shit maybe this isn’t the worst timeline ever. (Well, okay, worst timeline for the squid, sure.)

Do we have, like, a time for the Rapture … ?

I have taken the Tylenol that was in the medicine cabinet and which they think probably is the reason you like trains forgive me but that’s bullshit you got autism from your dad

Hey writers, this is a great venue!

Do not skip notebook time. It’s like leg day.

So one of my weirdest memories is from when I was 12 or 13 and spent Thanksgiving Day in my aunt’s enormous papasan chair reading ‘Apt Pupil.’ The chair was the perfect reading chair. Comfortable and let me hide from my younger cousins.

The safety features that are becoming standard for new cars are amazing—blind spot indicators make me so happy.

You know what I need more than AI?* A way to make cords look tidy. *that bar is buried underground, I know.

I had not thought of this and GODDAMMIT.

This. My super sweet, rarely angry grandmother went goddamned *ballistic* about people not vaccinating their kids, because she remembered polio. And measles. And all the other shit we vaccinate for.

@scottyd89.bsky.social and @jkasonetc.bsky.social

@scottyd89.bsky.social … what if you were the dead president’s body double and I was the body double for any event outside his wife’s contractually obligated time spent with him … and we fell in love? And then released the Epstein files?

Have you read my book? How about my other book? Links at lauraeprice.com/books

I love this!

When you start singing “this book is cooked” as you revise, you know it’s time for a break …

Look, I’m not going to wade too far into these waters, but something is up. No actual golf footage is weird for him.

the funniest possible day for it to happen is 9/11

I have some of Mr. @jkasonetc.bsky.social’s Husband’s cards and can vouch that they’re really well made and super cool.

As end-of-empire scenarios go it is so much more dignified to get your capital city sacked by the Visigoths than to have a bunch of illiterate rich people in their 70s doing it through a series of incomprehensible tantrums because their brains were defeated by their phones.

I seriously cannot think of a song that better encapsulates my marriage than “If I Had $1,000,000” by the Barenaked Ladies. So, after 30-odd years of this glorious mess, I’m declaring it Our Song and @scottyd89.bsky.social can suck it up if I die first.

Why did I move back to this humid-ass godforsaken swamp state? Oh yeah, @scottyd89.bsky.social hates snow.

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Rebecca B. Weiss writes in such a way, her stories have me enthralled from start to finish, and I strongly recommend you check out her story "The Yellow Ferrari" in our anthology "Stories We Tell After Midnight Volume 3" available now! Link in bio. 🤏 📚💙 🩸📚

Trying to talk my Mythos-loving, coat/jacket/boots-addicted, alien/ghost/bigfoot hunter show-watching husband into playing Bloodborne, and he keeps saying no.

Sweet weeping Jesus with a polo mallet.

it does not matter how good you make your game’s block/parry system; I will not use it. My defense is “punch more.” I cannot be taught

Oh thank god someone got a photo of this.

No, I’m not linking to the article or the imprint because that’s free publicity for a dumbass, but I will say that most of the lit fic I have read in the last 5-10 years has been by women.

Certified groan-worthy.

So local folks can find COBBLER’S HILL and THE STARS THE SILENCE at Blinking Owl Books in Ft. Myers!

Hey, we watched OPUS tonight and the reclusive rock star released his first album in 27 years—so first since the 90s. This is why I pointed it out, husband o’ mine.👇

This. People carried books and magazines and newspapers everywhere in the beforetimes for a reason. And also to ignore people. 😆

Who you kill for your art? Would it kill for you? Check out ARTIFICE & CRAFT, an #sff anth from ZNB ed by @davidbcoe.bsky.social & Edmund Schubert! Kindle: amzn.to/3JIYWgT Trade: amzn.to/3XRuAhM B&N: www.barnesandnoble.com/w/artifice-c... Kobo: www.kobo.com/us/en/ebook/... #booksky #fantasy #scifi

Presenting the BRAND-NEW season - @dimension20.bsky.social On a Bus! 🚌 DM'd by Katie Marovitch, and as players: Aabria Iyengar, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Jasmine Bhullar, and Mark Mercer!

@samreich.bsky.social Sam. Sam. I am ready for a Game Changer and yet the screen is frozen. Sam. Sam.

“Too much buttons.” — Tiffany the eye exam tech re: the machine she didn’t like to use.

Euphonia, a Victorian "talking machine," was one of the first "robots" capable of speaking full sentences. Its voice was so unsettling that one commentator referred to it as a "scientific Frankenstein monster" with a "hoarse, sepulchral voice."

A Giant Post About My Digital Notebook So about a million years ago, I started using a bullet journal. Or, well, sort of—you can read the post. Over time, I merged BuJo-ing with a Jibun Techo, tried out traveler’s journals; after a while I started an Everything Notebook. Then my carpal tunnel got…