Pic 1. Florida Man’s “Oh shit! We don’t have an ice scraper! Pic 2. “Oh thank god!”

I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good. Stay free

I wrote this yesterday about the hero city of Minneapolis www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKOW...

Bruce Springsteen making it CRYSTAL FUCKING CLEAR that *this* song is not pro-government.

Tread lightly on social media today. You are allowed to not watch the video or look at pictures of what has happened to the two most recent victims of ICE. Fight the battles you can. There are plenty of other people that can pick up where you can’t.

@seldnei.bsky.social saw a dress and I found *the* jacket and we both had to turn around and leave. Heartbroken. As we were leaving I heard one of the employees (in magnificent boots) say, “It’s not a store for needs!” Yeah. Sadly, yeah.i swear I might drive back up tomorrow and get the damn jacket

God I fucking Love Ybor.

Tips for following coverage of protests in Minneapolis:

this is the most I'm asking for 🤞

I don’t think I’m going to be surprised. @profanity.accountant

Funny story: For *years* after my Grandmother passed away, I was trying to figure out why, when I make my Grandmother’s mashed carrots and turnips recipe, it never tasted the same.

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade: Starbucks: “All of the money we’ve saved from Union Busting, we’re going to put into commercials for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade!

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: Ya’ll are having too much of a good time, here’s some opera. Fuck! We’re playing opera! Quick here’s Shrek!

The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade: Ya’ll are having too much of a good time. Here’s Jewel, to slow shit down!

Ah yes, the inevitable the Squash Soup erupts like lava. Whooopps!

My eldest has to work today at Whole Foods! Hahahahahaha! Idiots that forget things before Thanksgiving. FUCK! I need carrots!

There is always one thing where, in the middle of doing it I’m like, “What the fuck am I doing!?!?” Peeing/cutting squash? Yeah that the thing.

It’s just a couple of Turkey breasts, how annoying can it be!?!?!?

Pro Tip: When making a brine, RESIST the urge to lick the spoon. <shudders>

OMG! There has *never* been a movie with a more horrible, viciously-perfect ending. youtu.be/XkgMaS5gbaA?...

Well. I’m just going to leave this here. This guy was a well worth hearing. youtu.be/OjGHf7OvglM?...

Today’s Earworm. IT’S SO CRUNCHY! youtu.be/oVwxrwmyY74?...

Trying to find a new book to read. I tend to stay away from books the Stephen King recommends. Not that my opinion matter in this, but the dude and I do *not* share the same taste in books. There were a couple of books that on completion I said, “Really dude?!?! You liked this!?!?”

It’s a sad day in Zweebleville. (We called our kid The Zweeble for a long time) I played this song in the car and The Child didn’t yell the chorus with. ☹️ youtu.be/LrM5y-iCNiE?...

Signs that you live with a neuro-atypical gamer.

I LOVE THIS SEASON! It’s the 4 days in Florida when you get actually cold water from the tap! God bless us one and all!

I started actually *feeling* old when I started hearing 80’s music in the grocery store. This! This is just …. Someone just drop kicked my ass onto a Hover Round. www.reddit.com/user/pfizer/...

A song that whenever I see it mentioned I think, “Have I heard this?” And then have to play it to remember that I have. Every single time. I keep finding it mentioned on Reddit and the circle begins again. youtu.be/q0hyYWKXF0Q?...

This earworm even surprised me. God in heaven how does my mind work. youtube.com/watch?v=r48D...

Why am I just learning about this? youtu.be/l86nDxVWGMU?...

Welcome to The New Digital Age where changing your password is a masterclass in BDSM. Self inflicted and non-consensual.

My Mother just found my Grandfather’s old slide ruler. Notice the button down strap so you could hang it off your belt.

Waiting for that magical moment in the morning when I go from nice, guilt, peaceful space to: EVERYONE’s ALARM IS GOING OFF NOW!!! I actually find it funny and it’s one of my favorite times of the day.

Might I just say a big, “FUCK YOU!” to the app developer that decided to put how long it would take you to read to the end of the chapter in the Nook app. It DID NOT take me “6hr. 18min and 36sec” to read to the end. Who the fuck thought showing that would be a good idea!?!?!?

Might I just say a big, “FUCK YOU!” to the app developer that decided to put how long it would take you to read to the end of the chapter in the Nook app. It DID NOT take me “6hr. 18min and 36sec” to read to the end. Who the fuck thought showing that would be a good idea!?!?!?

What’s the over/under on Trump doing something especially crazy today?

First time in a long time I did a morning scroll on BlueSky and didn’t have to completely stop going to social media aite for a few hours. Let’s see how long this lasts.

Gotta admit, that is pretty glorious.

If you don’t vote…

Patiently awaiting the Grim reaper at the claw machine meme.

Dick Cheney does and I have to find out about it from CNN? Why has BlueSky forsaken me?!?!?!?!?!?!

Morning Earworm. This song was fine when it was stuck in the 80’s. Why. Why is this my Earworm today? youtu.be/HpO07s-Aw4I?...

Check out what was on my front entrance today. Safely removed. I’m thinking it’s a Banded Water Snake.

Repost this please.

I try to call my kids new and exciting names any time I can. I’m pretty proud of this one.

ONE WEEK LEFT to enter to win a free copy of COBBLER’S HILL! Link in original post! #booksky #fantasy #gaslamp #steampunk

Today’s Earworm. youtu.be/QqqBs6kkzHE?...

Don’t get why more people aren’t talking about this one. youtu.be/8uSa8XkogRE?...

I keep giving my wife ideas and kind of daring her to write stories about them. Sometimes it works. It’s pretty cool when it does. Have I done that today? Yes. We ok she wrote a story about it? No clue. I do know that I will probably forget about it and be pleasantly surprised when she tells me.