art vs the artist 2025 ✨ thanks for hanging out with this massive weirdo for another year 💜

the last one is my magnum opus 💅

this is the most I'm asking for 🤞

tag yourself, I'm the overthinker ☺️

but I've got a good feeling about 2027 🤞

may we all be visited by a cheeky mare ✨

merry christmas one and all 🎄 x

you've met with a festive fate, haven't you? 🎄

this year really got away from me 😖

absolute cinema 🪨

lotta folks on that naughty list 👀

we've known for years 🙄

this would heal me tbh 🥖

things are getting tough 💪

have a day off ✨

whoops!

It's been one of those days 🫠

leave a message 🐦

have *you* tried *not* talking? 👀

Disney told a father he couldn't have Spider-Man on his 4 yr old's gravestone, but they just signed a billion dollar deal with OpenAi the plagerism machine 🐁✨

make the yuletide gay 🏳️‍🌈

heat thoroughly before serving 🍛

I'd rather be silly

crying my best ✨

bread is pain 🥖 bread is life 🧬

who've you been listening to this year? 🎶

tell me three things you find challenging 📝

he's making a list, he's eating the rich 🎶

what I do have is confusion

it's your civic duty 🫡

sorry to be the bearer of bad news

(icecream) 🐦

stop what you're doing (unless it's nothing)

the gift that keeps on giving 🎁

asleep on the job 🦝

off you go ✨

failing that, mince pies ✨

can be worn but once a year ✨

not the worst, not the best 🍦

and lots of it 💸

tree posing my way out of this one ✨

my plate runneth over 🍽️

do you say pie-ella or pie-yay-ah?

sucks to suck 🪼

warm regards 🔥

holidays are coming 🎶

honey making, money honey making 💸🍯🎶

the snail and the peacock, available in bookstores nowhere ✨

we owe this man an apology

we persist 🦒