COYS

Now that the 750m or so Unite the Kingdom participants are heading back to their towns and villages, or Benidorm or Dubai, spare a thought for the poor coca farmers of Latin America who’ve not had a minute’s leave since Tel Aviv Steve set the date. Like Santa’s elves in January.

brb, just doing my Geordie lesson on Duolingo. Got a streak of one so far. Howay The Lads 🖤🤍 #COYS #THFC

If Chelsea had any sense, they'd go on a 3-day bender, to try and get this Final defeat, out of their system...

London welcomes Tommy Ten Names' "patriots"

Can you help get the march funded? Donate here, and please share! 8) www.gofundme.com/f/national-r...

Musk announces result of polygraph test.

Tinkered with this for far too long last night adding tickers and stuff. I think it’s finished now. Will only update as more Reform councillors leave. refukked.lovable.app

Season 3?

nobody born in the 21st Century voted for Brexit lost of people who voted for Brexit have died in the last 10 years

Remember to vote Reform UK on Friday 🇬🇧

Today we remember the millions of innocent victims of Britain’s worst ever air disaster. Justice delayed is justice denied.

Every Cybertruck I've ever seen has been driven by one guy, alone, with no friends or family, on a highway commute, never hauling anything other than his own moral failings.

Farage literally wrote the book on this…

Happy Chaos with Ed Miliband Day everyone.

This Tuesday 5th May, Dead Good Cinema proudly presents Harold and Maude (15) Information and tickets: www.compassionatefunerals.co.uk/blog/dead-go...

Howzat

And let’s be clear what ‘money laundering’ is, because it sounds a bit technical and ‘white collar’. It’s the financial underpinning of organised crime. It’s the basis for murders, for drug dealing, for people trafficking, for institutional sexual exploitation, and for terrorism.

Supreme Court Overturns ‘Right v. Wrong’ https://theonion.com/supreme-court-overturns-right-v-wrong-1819573211/

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I’ve drawn London with one line that never intersects [oc] https://www.europesays.com/forums/126965/ I’ve been mulling over an idea for the London public transport system. Something that might help ease issues…

There’s a reform candidate in Cornwall who did time after being caught with 300 ecstasy tablets. Veras for all.

Yes we destroyed the world order, smashed oil and food supply chains, kicked off countless downstream conflicts and then threw our hands up in bewilderment. BUT DID ANY OF YOU SAY THANK YOU?

Reasonable afternoon in Glasgow

Jesus on early turns at Stratford this morning.

Busy few days

Good evening Valencia

Not a great season of sport for those of us who support Tottenham Hotspur and the Ukraine Paralympic squad.

I tell you who’s on fucking thin ice and it’s not the curling team #COYS

Win lose or draw Kebab and coleslaw

@jonnorris12.bsky.social lend us a tenner (as per recent tweet)

Thank God for the FIFA Peace Prize

Thanks for that Spurs

He’s Croatian He’s here on a 3 month vacation He’s saving us from relegation Igor Tudor #THFC #COYS

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Can you lend me 68 quid for a bit of cheese please

What becomes of the broken 💔 hearted? See you later @thewansteadtap.bsky.social

Fighting age man flees his homeland to seek asylum on overcrowded island.

Still none over WHL and it’s been a fuck sight longer than 21 days #COYS #THFC

Tell you what would cap a great week of PR, @SpursOfficial, a tone deaf email about crypto. FMOB #THFC #COYS

Pep is the bald frauds’ bald fraud cc @bankruptspurs.bsky.social

Looks like we’re introducing the new manager, I don’t make the rules #COYS #THFC

Licki Faraj meets Trump in White House.

Respectable finish #COYS

Can't help but feel the quote marks are in the wrong place

🎶 The unwatchable team 🎵 #COYS #THFC

Davos, Switzerland, the World Economic Forum.