Watching a live sporting event on a streaming service and I see an ad for #8005882300 when I’m old enough to remember when that # didn’t have a leading 3 digits?

Native Badger here: @culvers.com breading cheese curds like mozzarella sticks should be considered an interstate crime

Oh man. Riot partnering with the fascist streamer platform is extremely not good. www.riotgames.com/en/news/riot...

Ummmm

Best thing to happen to #NYMets all season tbh

Only one man can stop the NWO. Unfortunately, he's trapped in 1989.

Where’s Knight Optimus Prime when we need him?!?!

Remember folks, if buying isn’t ownership, piracy isn’t theft.

STFU Temu Obama

Exclusive: Internal Documents Show Trump’s “Board of Peace“ Moving to Crush Palestinian Self-Determination open.substack.com/pub/dropsite...

Everybody wants to talk about how “addictive” porn is while Kalshi, Polymarket and Draftkings are sponsoring & advertising at every major media event, targeting primarily men, and bankruptcy rates have risen 30% since online betting was legalized

My insides sure picked my insurance gap time to start pissing blood

I hope @hmrc4evr.bsky.social don’t see this but I POd @officialsuper7.bsky.social fail toys #Visionaries

MIGHT MAYBE gotta quit my fav Morning Radio Show b/c their local idiot is doing live promos for THE WORST companies: @kalshiofficial.bsky.social and #SpaceX

I was told #GTA6 was gonna cost more than @valvesoftware.com #SteamMachine??

As one of the fossils that still watches linear TV, I’m happy to announce: IT’S #MINIONS COMMERIAL SZN!!! But I can’t share my exuberance for the little yellow bastards with online brother who loved them more than me

"We are witnessing MAGA equivalent of destruction of Democratic Party through election of progressive Socialists." Bro I want to dismantle the entire capitalistic framework to the ground and spill the blood of every billionaire, what the fuck are you talking about lmao? SocDems want HOUSING.

Hey so this new KOSA/KIDS Act proposal has a little note in it that creates a whole new special Trump-appointed team to regulate the internet. So no more Congress votes. No more checks & balances. Just whoever the president picks to decide the future of YOUR internet. You aren’t mad enough.

Congratulations #MilwaukeeBucks for waiting a year too long to Seppuku yourself into @nba.com franchise Vladivostok-level irrelevancy like the @washwizards.bsky.social @neworleanspelicans.bsky.social or @sacramentokings.bsky.social Yet I LOVE all them cities!!

Holy FUCK is REAL parchments and pipings baking A GIANT PILE OF FUCK

Twinnsies

Disappointed, but not surprised, Sega is requiring consent to AI model training in the terms of services to join on the hunt. Always read the terms you agree to friends.

I was not ready for Tubi’s level of allyship

Brutal, Monday morning and no one can do their banking.

Me rn, whenever #Hasbro shows off a new #MarvelLegends or #Transformers or #GIJoe normal single release toy I'm interested in...

Sure, Google. Whatever you say.

Getting Secret Wars Falcon means that I now have Marvel Legends of the real Marvel (as in not Conan) characters from the Mego: World's Greatest Super-Heroes line, the toyline that got me hooked as a kid. I didn't even have a fourth of those characters back then.

Lying POS bitch-ass SEIZE ALL 4547 FAMILY BUSINESSES! NATIONALIZE STARLINK ANY MODS MADE BY DJT REMOVED AND RESTORED ON HIS DIME

The co-founder of Ubisoft died in a tragic accident and the NYT somehow feels the need to spend a lengthy paragraph of the obituary debating whether having a black main character for a recent game was "DEI". Incredible work.

Actually thinking about it, that NYT thinks that a Black man in a video game is what should be harped on, and not the history of sexual abuse that happened under the guy's watch, is putting chills up my spine

Decided to look into that reflecting pool i keep hearing about, and idk there's some blue in it

‘Dungeons & Dragons’ 🐲 Artist: Felipe Massafera 🖤

Happy Birthday to Super 7’s #1 fan @hmrc4evr.bsky.social

@joelanderson.bsky.social don’t look at this!!

What a gift for me during the anniversary week of my Spirit Journey Formation

NEW: GEO group privately asked ICE to remove requirements to pay detainees to work. Seems like a 13A violation since most detainees aren’t convicted of crimes. www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

@colorado.gov I know why you let an election-denying cuntrag off the hook… #Dialog

Didn’t I see @booker.senate.gov name here? When’s Bitch-Ass-Cory’s up for reeelection again?

Saw some clips of #CouchFucker getting PWNED by not-journalists and realized **I** could make JDV my bitch half a handle+50mg in butt-talking like Ace Venture Cheese-n-fuckin-rice

Stolen from a disco

Oh shit!!! Dirty Diaper 47 made Canadia the 51st state when nobody was looking??

God, remember the halcyon days when Nazis infiltrating the government and using data harvesting to target their own citizens and their rights was just the plot of a silly comic book movie?

Can’t believe China is beating the US when it comes to Walmart. Thats like the one thing the US is supposed to do better.

"What do you rebuild in its place?" I don't know, fucking flowers? Wild grass? The overwhelming beauty of literally anything else? It's not just a metaphor, you have to destroy the surveillance palace that doubles as a fascist bunker if you don't want disconnection to be part of American governance.

Would

The Age of Men is over. The time of the New Yorker has come.

No puedo creer que e partido en casa de @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social no esté en la televisión debido a la Copa del #Mundial2026