why is Mariah Carey saying she doesn’t think you are a lot considered good Christmas romance

Paul McCartney‘s Wonderful Christmastime is like if Gene Belcher made a Christmas song but everyone decided it was a classic

We may never lose again

Please do not boo Buddy Hield, he is a King for life

Do agent hit pieces translate to wins? Asking for a friend

We have a BIG RETURN to G1C tonight! That's right...your Sacramento Kings RETURN tonight after a road trip. Be sure to get your tickets because everyone is excited to see the Sacramento Kings RETURN tonight to G1C

Local media guys realize this team will leave you behind

VIBES ———- me

People are LaRaving over our trades

Is it ok if I come back now?

Why is no one talking about class or balls when a team trades their superstar then immediately calls him fat and not committed

Not so smug about Luka anymore are you Mavs fans

Please be aware Call The Shot is currently not working in the Kings app. Please also be aware Roy Al has no plans on fixing it

Just want to say the best river walk in the USA is in Sacramento

Not sure why, but my boss just asked me to inform everyone that the team store does not accept returns for jerseys

BIG NEWS BREAKING. William Defoe and Catherine O’Hara will be in a superbowl commercial

IMMACULATE

2025 is off to a rough start but at least our vibes are IMMACULATE

Backwards hats are always in style

Humble Sea is as overrated as Luka

Imagine being somewhere like Redwood City instead of here in Sacramento watching the game after pregaming at Ruhstaller

Maybe I’ll switch to the Niner game

The Mavs are the Moscow Mules of the NBA

Should I play Indian jones and the great circle instead?

Don’t you hate it when you’re at the game with friends and they disappear at the team store for the entire first quarter

Alex Len door dashes from the best places

Just got back from vacation anything happen?

We will not lose to the same team 5 times in a season again. You heard it here first

Roy Al wants a new ugly sweater. Release the ugly sweaters

Fine go wild on kiss cam if that’s what it takes

If you’re on the kiss cam please behave

It’s game day everyone. Share your favorite pre game happy hour spots. If you suggest a place that only does $1 off pints for happy hour I will haunt your dreams

On this day, let us all say what we are thankful for. Roy Al is thankful for this man

Sometimes I miss my hometown delicacy. What would a Sacramento-style chili consist of? Winning answer will get served at the Lowbrau pop-up location

Post your best Roy Al O Face

The team is taking Blue Sky seriously which is why they put me, Roy Al, in charge of the account. Stay tuned