The way Charles Ponzi dramatically reimagined finance. Or Jeffrey Dahmer reimagined dining.

Thank you, Lydia Butthole Kollins

sorry i've been so testy lately. it's just because of every single thing in the entire world

I know pointing out hypocrisy doesn’t matter anymore, but if there’s one person I wouldn’t want to be the judge of who goes into locker rooms, it would be the man who openly boasted about walking into dressing rooms of underage girls

This is what revisionist history looks like, in real time. And this also is why it might appear that archaeologists and historians have to dig deep to discover the existence of powerful women and marginalized groups -- because their legacies are so often erased.

Back at it again! Doing some movement direction getting spooky and spasm-y with #ghostsLCT @lctheater.bsky.social

Beat Bobby Flay? More like Eat Bobby Flay…

People calling this a "Roman salute" are clowns. That's like saying hey, why are you giving me grief over these swastikas? I'm not a Nazi. I'm just super into Vedic north Indian culture. Gimme a break.

He will steal, sir, an egg out of a cloister. For rapes and ravishments he parallels Nessus. He professes not keeping of oaths; in breaking ’em he is stronger than Hercules. He will lie, sir, with such volubility, that you would think truth were a fool.

I love the dichotomy of the accomplishments from today and what they say about our leadership’s seriousness and priorities: - Biden: hostages freed from Hamas in phase one of ending the Hamas-Israeli war - Trump: got TikTok back

After the Palisades fire burned down his home, Casey Colvin feared the worst for his dogs, who he couldn't get back to despite desperately trying. But after five days, he and Oreo finally got a tearful and ecstatic reunion. "I'm never gonna let him go." 14/10 for all

Please share: I have a friend with access to food trucks in LA that is looking for locations to set them up this weekend that will be useful to the largest number of people and will allow a food truck to park there. Not looking for suggestions but actual contacts

Facebook had fact checkers????

Champagne cupcakes with champagne frosting. Domesticity!

'Tis the season (for wiping out the whole party at the holiday one-shot 🎄⚔️)

the feds: stop trying to turn this guy into some cool antihero with a badass public image also the feds: *treat him like they’ve captured the joker*

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

We’re really gonna have another pandemic under this guy, huh

Are we being earnest on Bluesky? It’s my dog’s gotcha day and I’m all emotional and stuff. An unreasonable amount of my mental health and happiness hinge on that tiny Elephant. She’s the ding dang best 🐘

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It's time to try defining gravity

Look, I get that your prequel show has to share DNA with its predecessor and be visually in the same universe. But you’re telling me that tech hasn’t evolved AT ALL in the 10k years between Dune: Prophecy and Paul Atreides?? & miss me with that Butlerian Jihad nonsense, humanity marches ever on

really fucked up that turkeys spent millennia evolving to not be delicious, only for people to eat them regardless

I counter with the unspoken grief of never owning a home

Why are you cellphone?