friendly reminder if you have a license or have ever had a license you can't claim passenger privilege status.. some of us cannot drive and actively choose NOT to learn.. my culture is not a costume

It’s amazing how I have a bi-annual revitalization for my love of Anne Hathaway

For those of you who don’t know, Tina Fey’s character in the movie has a T shaped uterus and it’s believed she has a T shaped uterus bc a medication her mother took while pregnant for liver spotd

Family was talking about liver spots so I started telling them the plot of baby mama but said it was a documentary and it took them so long to figure out that I was lying

when you get so high you become obsessed with the Seagram building

Betsy Ross gives major fag hag vibes

Creamy smooth pop icon goddess

Khia music so good

Peak comedy is asking if something obviously photoshopped or ai generated is real

yes girl let's all go brush our tongues

I was sitting on the couch earlier

Saturday afternoon 🌻

Leave me alone unit #412

The AC unit on my floor at work has a leak and the company doesn’t want to fix it until spring UMMM

doing Aztec clay mask and the only thing I can think would feel the same is being in one of those airtight latex fetish cubes

I follow this man on TikTok bc his account is dedicated to his hyperfixation on circumcision and how he finds uncircumcised penises gross. He never stops posting about it

just had a flashback to that one season of RHOSLC when everyone thought Heather was wearing a breastplate in one of her confessional looks

Sometimes listening to younger gen z people sounds like “yeah im dumb… and I have the right to be!!”

just cleaned the bathroom and now I’m gonna shower

I think it’s funny that Cardi stans talk about anything besides her music

Worst part about having scoliosis is that my left hip and thigh are significantly tighter than my right hip and thigh

leaving this here…

gnawing on some wood and no it’s not penis

he hates gays wtf

“Free speech for me, but not for thee.” GOP.

gay guy friday was probably invented by a gay guy and it was probably on a friday. i’m not sure though

Kate Bush with her dogs Bonnie and Clyde in outtakes from the “Hounds of Love” cover shoot, 1985. 📸 John Carder Bush

something that just dawned on me is that centrists who don’t follow politics see leftists/dems who say republicans are pdf files + Nazis the same way as republicans who say teenagers identifying as cats. The difference being dems are right about the GOP + the GOP pulling lies out their ass

i saw goody proctor huffing sweaty jock boxers

toying w the idea of actually going on a diet and losing 20 lbs

Ciara was real as fuck when she released Ride

He love the way I rideeee it, hr love the way I rideeee it

All I saw was cheesecake boat and ocean for at least 5 minutes

"Charlie Kirk never killed anyone" Okay but neither did Charles Manson, but we recognized back then that cult leaders are responsible for the actions of the people they've brainwashed. Kirk inspired a lot of murderers. That blood was definitely on his hands.

Random thought, but even though I am worried about running for a third term I don’t believe he is going to live through this current term. We need to start manifesting his death

People saying that we need to respect Charlie Kirk’s death bc all he did was politely debate people with opposing views is funny to me bc that tells me they’ve never watched a Charlie Kirk video bc when has he ever been respectful in a debate? His belief system was nothing but disrespect

Diner in my neighborhood is doing A 9/11 air show tonight and they got clearance from the FAA to have a drone show using 300-something drones

this was so random of me, but I was so tickled when I posted it

He’s back!

Me in 4th grade using this week’s vocabulary word, bulbous, in a sentence

This was the worst photoshoot ever on ANTM 😭😭

does it look like I would know the muffin man?

I never heard of Katseye before the gap commercial and since learning who they are any time I see a post about them it’s never about their music. Who is listening to katseye?

My mom’s new thing is buying pre-packaged coleslaw as a dinner side and I don’t understand why she does it so frequently now. We were never that kind of white

Naysha Lopez and Ally Brooke remind me so much of each other

hi as a kite and telling my sister about how ally Brooke promoted her single at Waffle House and then publicly announced she was a virgin for no reason

Why are you, as a boy, sucking dick and cock? Serious answers only.