What Stormy Daniels saw…

A lot of U.S. Military Generals and Admirals better be doing a lot of hard, deep and introspective thinking right about now.

All the scintillating engagement of homemade porn shot on an iPhone 7… without the porn. 🙄 www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Good Lord, the shooting victim was a registered nurse at the VA.

He was shot multiple times after being wrestled to the ground by authorities. www.huffpost.com/entry/video-...

Because… of course… A drag queen named “Erika Qwerk” is going viral for imitating Erika Kirk.

Someone said Bovino looks like an aging lesbian parking lot Mall Cop and now I can't unsee it.

Tuolumne County supervisor withdraws from Saturday debate with community organizer. In other words, "Bloated Loudmouth Tuolumne County MAGA District 4 Supervisor is a Cowardly Bitch Surprising No One." www.uniondemocrat.com/news/article...

Data show newly-seated anchor Tony Dokoupil hasn’t delivered in the ratings department, despite having marketed himself as “more accountable and more transparent” than Walter Cronkite. Um, "more accountable and more transparent” than Joseph Goebbels perhaps. www.thedailybeast.com/maga-coded-a...

"Wow, turns out the Melania Documentary is actually really good." Said nobody f-cking ever!

America, F-ck Yeah! 🤣

BREAKING: 7 Democrats vote with MAGA to increase funding for ICE and DHS by $60+ billion. Here are their names: Jared Golden (Maine) Henry Cuellar (Texas) Marie Gluesenkamp Perez (Washington) Tom Suozzi (New York) Don Davis (North Carolina) Laura Gillen (New York) Vicente Gonzalez (Texas)

BREAKING: President Trump is startled after being woken up by cameras flashing - after he's found sleep-walking behind the stage and reportedly "relieving himself" on the floor, at the World Economic Forum in Davos, Switzerland. #DonaldTrump #Davos

Ted Cruz flying to Laguna Beach while Texas prepares for an arctic blast is the most consistent policy position he’s ever held.

Police said 23-year-old Lawrence Harris, a paraprofessional at La Loma Junior High School, was arrested Jan 20 & charged with sending harmful material to a minor with intent to seduce and 2 counts of annoying or molesting a child under 18: 1 felony and one misdemeanor. www.modbee.com/news/local/c...

What the actual f-ck is wrong with Kern County? Trying to outdo Calaveras? It’s not a competition… Kern County Sheriff's Sgt. Ryan Dunbier arrested on felony charges including burglary and drug possession while armed after month-long investigation. www.turnto23.com/news/in-your...

Honestly, as a marketing consultant by trade, with a journalism background, with 40+ years of results oriented experience in the entertainment industry, this does not look good on her résumé. Don, the best revenge is leaving people to their own devices. FFS. 🤦‍♂️ @donlemonofficial.bsky.social

Gov. Gavin Newsom included no new funding for local journalism in his budget proposal last week, walking back an August 2024 deal with Google to commit $175 million over five years to help the diminishing industry. Honestly, F-ck that guy… 😡 calmatters.org/politics/202...

Proving, once again, Fresno, California, is a great place... for a nuclear strike. www.facebook.com/reel/1461806...

The way Calaveras County is being governed & managed, it's quickly going to soon be a massive economic dead zone on the Golden Chain Highway 49 in California's Sierra Foothills Mother Lode region, with Tuolumne County in a not too distant second place, the latter which is a gateway to Yosemite. 🙄

Catholic Priests should never be lecturing anyone about “morale roles in confronting evil” about any matter, anywhere at anytime…

All five Calaveras County Supervisors are subjects of recently concluded or in-progress California FPPC investigations of alleged campaign finance filing improprieties, having demonstrated an inability to correctly manage their campaign finance filings. calaveras2024election.com/f/all-calave...

Some heroes don’t wear capes…

Just an idea, but have restaurant workers cooking food for ICE agents considered spiking those meals with copious amounts of Ex-Lax?… 💩

Great film… I hope the current administration and President are removed from office in the same fashion portrayed in this film.

Oy… vey… I’m grateful for the comedic relief amongst all the MAGA dumbfuckery…

How to reveal you’re a dumbphuk without actually saying it out loud… 🙄 The Trump Store in suburban Philadelphia is hard to miss, with its all-caps sign in bold next to a photo of President Trump hugging the American flag. But with sales down, the store is closing. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/16/u...

A former member of the musical act of the Ark Encounter & Creation Museum in Kentucky has been sentenced to 15 years in prison after pleading guilty to sexually abusing a teenage boy for several years in the congregation where he served as worship leader. www.christianpost.com/news/ex-crea...

Of course men can get pregnant, Josh... from anal sex... where do you think Republicans come from? www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Mar-a-Lago is a community of rejected Hunger Games casting extras.

Trump admin strips key science data from America's national parks. The inventory and monitoring program steers decision-making within hundreds of national park sites. www.sfgate.com/national-par...

We are cursed by what the historian Barbara Tuchman calls the “bellicose frivolity of senile empires.”

Remarks made during the 3-hour discussion at the January 6, 2026 Tuolumne County Board of Supervisors meeting about the county’s CAL FIRE contract for fiscal year 2026-2027. Engage Tuolumne editorial by Mario Torres, Chapter Director, Tuolumne-Calaveras Chapter: engagetuolumne.org/one-of-many-...

While generations of fans may have loved Dilbert, its creator devolved into something unrecognizable as he embraced the MAGA era. In other words… He became the living embodiment of every horrific attribute of his worst of the worst farcical characters. slate.trib.al/2dV0IqJ

Doug McConnell, host of the much-loved Bay Area television program “Bay Area Backroads,” died on Tuesday, according to a tribute post shared to the “OpenRoad with Doug McConnnell” Facebook page. He was 80 years old. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

Dumb💩 NIGEL FARAGE Duped Into Paying Tribute to Disgraced LOSTPROPHETS Singer IAN WATKINS. Funniest damn story of the day... The Reform UK leader recorded a Cameo video praising “a good man” after being tricked into honoring the convicted child sex offender. metalinjection.net/news/nigel-f...

In a statement to the press, O’Connell-Nowain said she’s willing to accept jail time because the terms of probation she was offered are likely to continue to restrict her 1st Amendment rights at board meetings, given how the county has been enforcing board room policies. shastascout.org/19112-2

JD Vance is a piece of 💩. Jonathan Ross deserves nothing but scorn, and so does JD Vance. "You liar. You scum. You waste of oxygen." www.sfgate.com/politics/art...

How to say grossly unqualified without actually saying it out loud… Sheriff Chad Bianco, who is among the leading GOP candidates for governor in California, says "our government was formed only for a Christian nation." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...

The ongoing wine industry crisis, which has seen sales drop precipitously every year since their peak in 2021 and has battered every corner of the industry, will end — but not for a couple more years, according to a new report. PAYWALL: www.sfchronicle.com/food/wine/ar...

I'm no expert, but has anyone tried throwing water on Kristi Noem?

Okay, Ladies… and now let’s do the group photo…

Dear Aneurysm Fairy… You know who to visit.

All five Calaveras county District Supervisors are subjects of recently concluded or in-progress California FPPC investigations of alleged campaign finance filing improprieties, having demonstrated an inability to correctly manage their campaign finance filings. mymotherlode.com/news/local/1...

Bill Maher is the John Fetterman of Comedy. ew.com/bill-maher-p...

Dilbert creator Scott Adams died doing what he loved: trying to treat cancer with horse dewormer. Like an idiot in one of his cartoons.

The U.S. economy added just 50,000 jobs in December, capping off the worst year for hiring since 2020, when the COVID-19 pandemic brought the global economy to a standstill. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Radical socialist forces… like the teachings of Jesus Christ? www.christianpost.com/news/frankli...

What has 200 legs, seven teeth, an IQ of 45 and 100 assholes? The front row. 

I did Nazi this coming… 🙄 A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan." www.rawstory.com/california-r...