Congressman Kevin Kiley (R) looks like a Temu Marco Rubio.

Despite the downturn, the company’s shares are still up roughly 20 percent since trading began on Friday. That’s impressive, but the rocky road since is likely a sign of years of drama to come. futurism.com/space/spacex...

So, how do I donate to the Orca Yacht Destruction Scholarship Fund?

“Hold my beer.” ~ The Calaveras County Government… we even have a Supervisor and Visitors Bureau Director in the Epstein Files. Oh, and he’s the same guy… Now top that… www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/local-n...

More than 70% of journalism jobs have disappeared nationally over the past two decades, and nearly one-third of local newspapers have closed. Across California, communities are losing reporters, coverage is shrinking and too many residents lack reliable information… calmatters.org/commentary/2...

Au contraire…

Is he dead yet?

MAGA, if you’re upset about Trump’s name being removed from the Kennedy Center, it’s okay. It’s still in the Epstein files.

I feel your pain… still not dead. 🤦‍♂️ www.huffpost.com/entry/mitch-...

Spenzer pRAtt stillz haz ah chanz @ wynng en a cyty wear demz out# repubz 3 too juan …

This should be the Universal Trump Supporter photo, defining them all perfectly, regardless of race, creed or color.

MAGA… like Nazis… but way stupider.

OMG… How excited I am for the World Cup… adjectives escape me.

Four out of the five Avenal city council members were overwhelmingly voted out of office in a recall election April 28. However, six weeks later, they still sit at the dais making funding decisions for the city. www.yourcentralvalley.com/news/local-n...

An electrical vehicle fire at a Groveland, California charging station kept fire crews busy yesterday until well into the night. Remember that Arnold Tesla EVCS hazard report I published in July 2023 that the Calaveras County Government is continuing to ignore? mymotherlode.com/news/local/1...

FBI agents raided the home and offices of Contra Costa County Assessor Gus Kramer on Tuesday. He initially failed to report on state-mandated economic disclosure forms before submitting 33 subsequent amendments. Now what Tuolumne Supervisor does this guy sound like? www.cbsnews.com/sanfrancisco...

Calaveras County District 5 Supervisor Ben Stopper take note… The investigation — which was under the quo warranto process commonly used to challenge a person’s right to hold public office — was tied to questions over the mayor’s residency. www.sfgate.com/news/bayarea...

Thank you LA for scraping that piece of 💩 off our collective soul.

Yea… That face looks like the sensation of the burn when it’s coming out…

Spencer Pratt is the Scott Baio of Dean Cains. 🤦‍♂️ www.rawstory.com/spencer-prat...

No one hates California more than MAGA hat-wearing people who live 2,000 miles away and have never left their own town.

Does it count as “duping” when the lyrics are literally right there… in the song?

If you think California is taking a long time to count their votes, wait until you hear how long the Trump Administration is taking to release the Epstein Files as required by law.

This should come back to haunt Tulare County Supervisors Pete Vander Poel and Dennis Townsend until their dying day… there is great and profound ignorance afflicting county boards beyond Calaveras and Tuolumne. www.fresnobee.com/news/local/a...

Will Trump’s waning popularity pull down California Republicans? Sen. Marie Alvarado-Gil, a moderate Democrat-turned-Republican seeking re-election, could get blocked out by her Republican opponent Alexandra Duarte. www.newsfromthestates.com/article/will...

The lone Democrat in California’s highly contested 4th Senate District, Jaron Brandon, seems to have upset what was expected to be a safe Republican win for incumbent Marie Alvarado-Gil. www.modbee.com/news/politic...

Tuolumne County’s former County Counsel has a new position. Sarah Carrillo was appointed by California Governor Gavin Newsom to serve as a Judge in Tuolumne County Superior Court. She replaces the recently retired Kevin Seibert, whose term runs through 2030. mymotherlode.com/news/local/1...

A 31-year-old Campbell, California man drowned last Saturday while swimming at Lake Tulloch, in Copperopolis, Calaveras County, a popular Sierra foothills recreation spot, after he became fatigued trying to return from an offshore island, authorities said. www.yahoo.com/news/us/arti...

How a carny looks at you when you interrupt them while they're talking to an underage girl…

Calaveras County, California, set to reelect running unopposed, corrupt, under State FPPC (for the second time) investigation, District 3 Supervisor and former Sarah Ferguson Chief of Staff whose name appears 14 times in the Epstein Files. Yes, really. calaveras2024election.com/calaveras-to...

Here’s the thing about dating any Jenner… she’s never really yours… it’s just your turn. Kendall Jenner and Jacob Elordi are reportedly keeping their relationship low-key amid the dating rumors. ebx.sh/7J3wVY

I’ve popped better looking more charismatic zits.

Tourism plummets for first time in 20 years as visitors avoid Trump's America. And who wants to go to a Red California rural county like Calabama… sorry… Calaveras, in the foothills of California’s Confederacy, where pedos are protected? Yea… I didn’t think so. www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

Dirk Diggler and Reed Rothchild have pulled out of the America 250 concert. I am heartbroken...

The Calaveras Visitors Bureau appears to remain a rudderless ship and a rudderless - and leaderless - ship winds up in only one place... on the rocks. Especially if the executive director, Sarah Ferguson's former Chief of Staff, is in the Epstein Files. calaveras2024election.com/f/calaveras-...

Ooooff... Concerned Calaveras County citizen addresses Calaveras County District 5 Supervisor on his disrespect and negligence during the Regular Meeting of the Calaveras County Board of Supervisors during the General Public Comment period on May 26, 2026. calaveras2024election.com/f/citizen-ad...

Do you know how competitive the State Faire circuit is in the summer time?… they all probably got better offers from the the likes of the Des Moines Fair… possibly as much as a $100 per band member and all the corn dogs they can eat…

New performers announced for Donald Trump’s America 250 Midway Freak Show and Pedo Gathering.

I’m sure you can still view their videos which are surely archived on VHS tape over at Friendster dot com… www.wonkette.com/p/vanilla-ic...

If only there was a good dog with a gun to intervene… 🙄

It’s ponderous listening to the Calaveras Visitors Bureau presentation before the Board of Supervisors… I presented a marketing plan to the CVB in August 2020… what I just witnessed is they’re just now implementing many of my suggestions… six years later. This is why we can’t have nice things. 🤦‍♂️

Sigh… if at first… 🙄 At least 42 plots have been uncovered by historians;[2] the total number of plots is uncertain as there may be undocumented cases. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assassi...

“I can’t wait until the broadcast of Byron Allen’s show Comics Unleashed that will take the 11.35pm time slot vacated by the cancellation of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” said no one fucking ever. www.theguardian.com/media/2026/m...

Hey Tulsi... For every door that closes, others open: www.hooters.com/hooters-girls/

No good news article ever starts with the three most notorious words in the English language… “A Florida man…” www.wfla.com/news/florida...

"If you want to know who controls you, look at who you are not allowed to criticize." - Voltaire

Calaveras County Citizen Calls on State Legislators: Boost the Funding for the California Fair Political Practices Commission. Political corruption runs deep in California’s rural counties, much as it does in large suburban and urban counties. calaveras2024election.com/f/calaveras-...

In the June 2, 2026 Election, All of Calaveras County, California Could be Losers. calaveras2024election.com/f/in-the-jun...

The comparison is most insulting to the primate…

I was considering supporting Chad Bianco because I thought it would be cool to have our first openly-gay governor, but I’m hearing he is NOT gay? Also… Imagine everyone’s additional disappointment learning Chad Bianco was not one of the original Village People.