Today my husband and I celebrated my oldest daughter as she graduated with a masters degree from La Universidad Europea here in Madrid … needless to say we are beyond proud!

I’ve come so far the past couple of years. Everyday I remember to be Thankful for everything that I have in my life making sure never to take anything for granted. I hope everyone has an amazing Holiday Season.

Merry Everything!

Slept well last night knowing that the Cracker Barrel logo had been restored. Can’t think of anything to be worried about at all now.

Monsters look exactly like people.

I like my Depeche, ala mode.

Breaking news: You’re not as important to other people as you are to yourself

forgive me father for i have synthed

At Cerro Pelon, the monarch sanctuary.

And I still don’t give a damn about Taylor Swift

At this point, everyone’s bones are now microplastic.

Best trend of 2025 - Do it Lady! Chit

Couldn’t think of the word for kale so I ordered a “plate of green sadness” and they knew exactly what to bring.

Also my husband has an autographed photo of Elvira . See photo in bio. This may or may not be the reason I married him.

We have driven over 800 miles in less than 72 hours…. Through all that I learned that in Oklahoma there’s an average of 4,000 bison and they don’t give a fuck who anyone voted for.

Autocorrect changed Labubu to Panini and I’m ok with that

Intelligence has sunken to the bottom of the barrel… unfortunately

If you still support Donald mcfucktrump… you’re a pedo like him. IMO or you agree that doing that to kids is ok….. also imo

Anyway…. Toodles.

Relevancy is in the eye of the beholder. Make of this what you will.

Your digital footprint doesn’t make you important. I mean are you going to leave your likes as inheritance for your kiddos?

Maybe you should journal about it too and that way you can stop being redundant on the interwebzzzzzzzzzzzz

Every other month I stop by to see if everything is the same with…. *motions to this place* …. And guess what? It is… ugh

Btw the answer is still fuck no.

I got over 300 likes on a selfie on threads with a couple of gross comments. I guess I’m still a social media celebrity…. Just kidding. Fuck off.

I pay for therapy AND get tattoos…. WHAT?

Yesterday, today, and always.

Ah yes… the hero we’ve all been waiting for

Ready for summer!

DOPAMINE NAILS FOR PRIDE! 🌈

HAPPY PRIDE MONTH 🌈

You know your government is in trouble when TMZ is the best source for news on it.

I just literally texted a mom in a chat group and told her… “listen don’t text me” Jjjeeezze

Humans are social creatures and I hate that for us

Clearly we’ve all been here before. It’s just that no one wants to admit it ….

You know what? I fucking hate Swiss cheese! AAAAHHHHHH ! I’m so glad I FINALLY SAID IT!

Trigger warning ‼️ Blah blah blah blah Ya dah ya dah ya dah ya dah Uuuuuugh uuuuugh Ok bye

If you're waiting around for someone to tell you to do this or do that...don't. Mind your own damn self.

Shout out to everyone that says what I’m already thinking!

Whenever a thin friend says they’re so fat I agree with them and then look for a new friend

You've really got to hand it to short people. Because they can't reach!

Three years ago on May 24th will be our 3rd year wedding anniversary…. I fucking love this man…. Who would have guessed that in my 50s i would have found my forever person ♥️♥️♥️

Thank you, @bradleywhitford.bsky.social, for these wise words: “Despair is a luxury our children can’t afford, and action is the antidote to despair, and we need to be the change.” American women are in severe danger. We have to be actionable. Our children are counting on us. #MomSky

Imagine falling in love with someone and then finding out they don't like pepperoni pizza.

What do you mean ? My overalls ARE my smarty pants!

Yesterday my niece came over and did our nails… I love doing girly stuff with her and my daughters.

PB and J’s are my favorite

I just finished taking a shower and doing my skin care routine. I love how it feels. I love how I feel. I quit smoking. Detoxing from so many things amidst a world going to shit is the best way to show yourself some grace. Highly recommend.